Would you survive

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Would you survive

Would you survive a ski lodge in real life? Are you clever, inconspicuous, and lucky enough to find out who the murderer is before you are murdered? Take this short quiz and find out!

(FYI a ski lodge is an activity on the CB where someone, usually under an alias, writes a story where the CBers in it are murdered one at a time and those who remain guess who killed them.)  

Read carefully and answer honestly; your life depends on it! 

 

1. You flip a coin. How likely is it to be in your favor?

a. I usually win these sorts of things 

b. I usually lose these sorts of things

c. Six of one, half dozen of the other

d. I don't really keep track of these things 

 

2. You're stranded on top of a church tower. The door down is locked and it's getting dark. There is a house nearby, but you recently stole something from its owner. What do you do? (bonus points if you know where this came from!)

a. I go to sleep. Someone will find me in the morning.

b. I scream for help. Maybe I can talk my way out of the theft. 

c. I try to find a way to climb down. 

d. I cry.

 

3. You're playing mafia/murder in the dark/body-body/another such game (games where one person is the "murderer" and has to be guessed). What do you act like?

a. I just act normally. It's only a game.

b. I stay out of the way and watch everyone else. 

c. I act nervously and seem guilty whether I am or not.

d. I'm usually the first one killed.

 

4. Continuing on that scenario, let's say the murderer has been determined by drawing randomly from a deck of cards, and you have a moment alonew ith your best friend before the game. You are not the murderer. What do you do?

a. I show them my card

b. I ask to see their card

c. I make a show of hiding my card

d. I talk about something different

 

6. You're at an exclusive preview of a carnival with some friends. What are you looking forward to?

a. Exploring a new place

b. Having fun

c. Getting to know my friends

d. Getting out alive 

 

6. Continuing on the same scenario, while you're off doing something else, one of your friends dies suddenly. It seems likely to have been a murder, but the only people who could have killed them are the rest of your friends. What do you do? 

a. I try to be like Sherlock Holmes and examine all the evidence

b. I cry profusely

c. I mourn their loss, but it was probably just an accident.

d. I slink into the shadows... 

 

7. After someone else dies in that same scenario, everyone else starts suspecting that YOU did it! What do you do?

a. I'm shocked

b. I act mildly surprised and tell them there must be some mistake

c. I try desperately to talk my way out of it and prove my innocence

d. I cry

 

8. How do you trust people?

a. If they act trustworthy 

b. If they can keep a secret

c. If they're my friends

d. I don't

 

9. What type of murder would scare you the most?

a. Something that came out of nowhere

b. Something that hurt terribly

c. Something I could have prevented

d. Who would want to murder me of all people? 

 

I will tell you how long you survive a ski lodge in real life! 

submitted by Shoshannah
(March 6, 2017 - 3:48 pm)

1. c

2. c

3. a

4. d

5. a 

6. c

7. c

8. c

9. c

submitted by elementgirl18917
(March 6, 2017 - 5:08 pm)

You have a very balanced character, smart and sensible, yet easygoing and not always arousing suspisions. You last 9 days before the murderer gets worried about you finding out who they are. One tragic day you are stabbed in the back by an umbrella with a knife hidden at the tip.

submitted by Shoshannah
(March 7, 2017 - 2:56 pm)

I probably wouldn't last long... maybe I would just escape and tell the police... here it goes!

1.

A

3.

B

4.

B

5.

C

6.

Well, I know I can never get even CLOSE to Sherlock Holmes. More like Dr. Watson... but A.

7.

A

8.

C

9.

C

Thanks! 

submitted by Esquire of Rohan/Tux, New name people
(March 6, 2017 - 7:00 pm)

You are very friendly, rather lucky, and cautious. In the ski lodge, you last 4 days before your death. You die of a peculiar incident involving a valentine and a stick of celery.

submitted by Shoshannah
(March 7, 2017 - 3:03 pm)
 1. D
 2. C, It's from Five Children and It! 
 3. B
 4.  D
 5. B
 6. A
 7. C
 8. C
 9. C 
submitted by The Booksy Baker
(March 7, 2017 - 9:24 am)

You are smart, observant, and cautious. You last 11 days before you are killed by eating a package of trail mix in your bag which has been ingeniously poisoned without unsealing the bag. 

My condolances. You get a box of your favorite (unpoisoned) cookies for the extra credit on number two, though!

submitted by Shoshannah
(March 7, 2017 - 3:07 pm)

Oooooh cool idea! 

1. You flip a coin. How likely is it to be in your favor?

a. I usually win these sorts of things 

 

2. You're stranded on top of a church tower. The door down is locked and it's getting dark. There is a house nearby, but you recently stole something from its owner. What do you do? (bonus points if you know where this came from!)

c. I try to find a way to climb down. 

 

3. You're playing mafia/murder in the dark/body-body/another such game (games where one person is the "murderer" and has to be guessed). What do you act like?

b. I stay out of the way and watch everyone else. 

 

4. Continuing on that scenario, let's say the murderer has been determined by drawing randomly from a deck of cards, and you have a moment alonew ith your best friend before the game. You are not the murderer. What do you do?

b. I ask to see their card

 

5. You're at an exclusive preview of a carnival with some friends. What are you looking forward to? 

d. Getting out alive 

{Carnivals are terrifying! Especially if there are clowns...} 

 

6. Continuing on the same scenario, while you're off doing something else, one of your friends dies suddenly. It seems likely to have been a murder, but the only people who could have killed them are the rest of your friends. What do you do? 

d. I slink into the shadows... 

 

7. After someone else dies in that same scenario, everyone else starts suspecting that YOU did it! What do you do?

c. I try desperately to talk my way out of it and prove my innocence

 

8. How do you trust people? 

b. If they can keep a secret

{I feel like most of the time I'm very suspicious of people, but there's some that I'll trust. Particularly mysterious peopl for some reason...} 

 

9. What type of murder would scare you the most?

a. Something that came out of nowhere

{Ugh. I hate jump scares lol.}

submitted by Nighthawk
(March 7, 2017 - 11:59 am)

You are clever and cautious and survive a long time. You die when, passing under a precarious shelf, a bust of Abraham Lincoln falls on your head, but you live for 13 days.

submitted by Shoshannah
(March 10, 2017 - 9:28 am)

(However, you came very close to surviving until the end)

submitted by Shoshannah
(March 10, 2017 - 9:46 am)

Sweet, thanks!! 

submitted by Nighthawk
(March 15, 2017 - 12:08 pm)

Oooooh cool idea! 

1. You flip a coin. How likely is it to be in your favor?

a. I usually win these sorts of things 

 

2. You're stranded on top of a church tower. The door down is locked and it's getting dark. There is a house nearby, but you recently stole something from its owner. What do you do? (bonus points if you know where this came from!)

c. I try to find a way to climb down. 

 

3. You're playing mafia/murder in the dark/body-body/another such game (games where one person is the "murderer" and has to be guessed). What do you act like?

b. I stay out of the way and watch everyone else. 

 

4. Continuing on that scenario, let's say the murderer has been determined by drawing randomly from a deck of cards, and you have a moment alonew ith your best friend before the game. You are not the murderer. What do you do?

b. I ask to see their card

 

5. You're at an exclusive preview of a carnival with some friends. What are you looking forward to? 

d. Getting out alive 

{Carnivals are terrifying! Especially if there are clowns...} 

 

6. Continuing on the same scenario, while you're off doing something else, one of your friends dies suddenly. It seems likely to have been a murder, but the only people who could have killed them are the rest of your friends. What do you do? 

d. I slink into the shadows... 

 

7. After someone else dies in that same scenario, everyone else starts suspecting that YOU did it! What do you do?

c. I try desperately to talk my way out of it and prove my innocence

 

8. How do you trust people? 

b. If they can keep a secret

{I feel like most of the time I'm very suspicious of people, but there's some that I'll trust. Particularly mysterious peopl for some reason...} 

 

9. What type of murder would scare you the most?

a. Something that came out of nowhere

{Ugh. I hate jump scares lol.}

submitted by Nighthawk
(March 7, 2017 - 11:59 am)

I would honestly die in the first day. But here we go!

1. You flip a coin. How likely is it to be in your favor?

a. I usually win these sorts of things 

b. I usually lose these sorts of things

c. Six of one, half dozen of the other

d. I don't really keep track of these things 

 

2. You're stranded on top of a church tower. The door down is locked and it's getting dark. There is a house nearby, but you recently stole something from its owner. What do you do? (bonus points if you know where this came from!)

a. I go to sleep. Someone will find me in the morning.

b. I scream for help. Maybe I can talk my way out of the theft. 

c. I try to find a way to climb down. 

d. I cry.

 

3. You're playing mafia/murder in the dark/body-body/another such game (games where one person is the "murderer" and has to be guessed). What do you act like?

a. I just act normally. It's only a game.

b. I stay out of the way and watch everyone else. 

c. I act nervously and seem guilty whether I am or not.

d. I'm usually the first one killed.

 

4. Continuing on that scenario, let's say the murderer has been determined by drawing randomly from a deck of cards, and you have a moment alonew ith your best friend before the game. You are not the murderer. What do you do?

a. I show them my card

b. I ask to see their card

c. I make a show of hiding my card

d. I talk about something different

 

6. You're at an exclusive preview of a carnival with some friends. What are you looking forward to?

a. Exploring a new place

b. Having fun

c. Getting to know my friends

d. Getting out alive 

 

6. Continuing on the same scenario, while you're off doing something else, one of your friends dies suddenly. It seems likely to have been a murder, but the only people who could have killed them are the rest of your friends. What do you do? 

a. I try to be like Sherlock Holmes and examine all the evidence

b. I cry profusely

c. I mourn their loss, but it was probably just an accident.

d. I slink into the shadows... 

 

7. After someone else dies in that same scenario, everyone else starts suspecting that YOU did it! What do you do?

a. I'm shocked

b. I act mildly surprised and tell them there must be some mistake

c. I try desperately to talk my way out of it and prove my innocence

d. I cry

 

8. How do you trust people?

a. If they act trustworthy 

b. If they can keep a secret

c. If they're my friends

d. I don't

 

9. What type of murder would scare you the most?

a. Something that came out of nowhere

b. Something that hurt terribly

c. Something I could have prevented

d. Who would want to murder me of all people?  

submitted by Booksy Owly
(March 7, 2017 - 12:08 pm)

You are a sweet, caring, and smart person. However the murderer singles you out as a fairly easy target, and you are killed by a poisoned chocolate on day 5.

submitted by Shoshannah
(March 10, 2017 - 9:30 am)

I find this hilarious due to the fact that I hate chocolate! haha... Thanks Shosh!

submitted by Booksy Owly
(March 10, 2017 - 4:25 pm)

1. C

2. D

3. A and D

4. A and B

5. A 

6. B

7. D

8. A and D

9. A and B

I'd like to think I'm clever, sneaky, impossible to fool, tough, and composed, and would survive a ski lodge without a scratch. Or with some scratches, and scars even, just to prove I'm tough. But after taking this quiz, I'm pretty sure I'm a coward, weakling, and cry baby rolled up in one. XD can't wait to see my results!

submitted by Leeli
(March 7, 2017 - 3:39 pm)