Your friends are amazing!!! How do you become a black market potato dealer? I want in.

I'm going to do one, but truth be told I don't have very many friends-my school is pretty small and just a lot of people are super cliquey and some are just jerks. But I do have a group of some pretty great (insanely nerdy) friends, so we'll see. (Just to let you know, my name in real life is Olivia.) 

"You need to stop reading, we need to work on this project."                                                   "One more chapter."                                                                                                              "I'm gonna burn all of the books in the world."                                                                      

"You're really lucky Olivia didn't hear you."

"Have you read Percy Jackson?"                                                                                            "No, I liked the movies though."                                                                                            "WHAT!?"

"It's May the fourth!"                                                                                                              "I KNOW."

"I NEED the Dark Prophecy so badly right now!!!!"

"We need to track down the guy in the Camp Jupiter Shirt".

"BOOKS ARE SO BORING!"
"You just killed Olivia."

"Aargh, I can't put any more books on hold because I reached the limit!"

"Do you know the maximum amount of books you can check out?"                                        My friend and I in unison: "50." 

"We're fandom people, we have to stick together."

"What is your character's weakness? What is your character motivated by? What Hogwarts house would your character be in?"

"We're the book nerds, aren't we?" 

"You have this disease. It's called fangirling." 

Oh, and I forgot to add on my two or three lists: I am more than willing to explain the stories behind each one!

Note: The one about them calling me dude, I meant to put "Broski". That's what they called me. 

Only this I can remember so far.

" LOOK! ITS DAROLD OF THE BLUE HAIR!!!"

" OMG IT'S HIM!!!"

"There's a  

Or,

"OH JARALLLD"

" CUPCAKEWARS!!"

(Me)"STOP EATING MY  CHOCLITY DELICIOUS CRANBARRYS BA HAHA!!"

(friends) "So are you just going to eat her cranberries all day?"

*friend runs off eating cranberrys* 

One more!

"Please go die in a hole."

We love each other can't you tell? XD 

I love reading all of these! Here are some more, many of which relate to the unfortunate fact that my friend Charlie found a cockroach in his locker. It hasn't been pretty.

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"Everyone, text Charlie pictures of orange cockroaches to freak him out!"

"Hey, I've known him since kindergarten, I'm legally allowed to terrorize him." 

"How could you mistake a highlighter cap for a cockroach?"

"Charlotte's locker is next on it's kill list." — "Cockroaches have kill lists?" — "I bet this one does, it's evil."

"In the name of macaroni and cheese and all things holy, what the [censored] was that?" 

"I swear I just saw something move."

"Am I paranoid or hungry? I really can't tell." 

"If I see the cockroach I'm going to step on it and then burn the shoe." 

"Quick, just toss the note in and run like heck."

"I mean, he used stronger language than 'darn', but Izzy is an innocent child, so." 

"Whoa, that was some aggressive bro-hugging there."

"TELEMACHUS TELEMACHUS ON THE WINE DARK SEAAAAA!"

"Don't be any more annoying than you need to be."

"What? That wasn't me. I'm not even holding a water gun, see?"

"Actually, I think I look pretty good in beanies."

"Every time I open my locker I get more and more paranoid."

"How are you scared of butterflies but read Stephen King novels?"

"If there was a butterfly in one direction and a giant cockroach in the other, I'd run towards the cockroach."  

"I'm a genius because Owen said so."

"Do not touch my hair."

"Sweetie, I'm a writer, we don't have to make sense."

"Read the blue text if you want to realize life!"

These are so hilarious to read!

List #2!

"No, Ashlyn, we are NOT going buggy racing."

"Remember that time we were locked in the bathroom?"

"Cinderella and Hermione to the rescue!"

"Tell her that your name is Amy and I'll tell her my name is Rose. Do it!"

'Molly, I have an important question for you: do Percy and Annabeth end up together?"

"Ashlyn you had better put that Five Hour Energy down or I will end you."

"Molly, I finished the Lost Hero!" "Did you love jt?" "Who's JT? Is it Jason?" "No, that was a typo."

*pumps fist in the air* "Yes! No acne!"

"I desperately need popcorn."

*as our friend Linda walks by* "Code Linda! Code Linda!"

"For real, Disney needs to chill out. They need to stop buying everything and go to their own private island and take a vacation."

"Izzie, I'm learning about WWII and seriously, Germany needs to go chill out with Disney on the Disney island." "Totally! We'll send them there with a stash of extra-strength chill pillls."

"Your bed was glowing so I assumed you were awake."

"Quick, Luke! Help me figure out what's in these mashed potatoes!"

"You two are literally arguing on something you agree on."

"This closet is full of creepy dolls."

"Is this song from High School Musical?" "No, AJ, if this song was from High School Musical, I would know."

"Officially, it's just scented glitter, but I prefer to call it boy repellent."

"Linda, you look so cool with your guitar!"

"I thought you were gonna tell me that the sun was blue!"

"We are going to give you real-life bunny ears."

"Is anyone else messed up by Thalia Grace's eye color?" 

Oh, these are all so wonderful! Here are some more, and I am more than willing to explain their stories. xD

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"I died. Ashlee, I died!"

"You're my adopted sister, and he's our brother-wait, no, I change my mind."

"We are all family now! No one leaves this elevator!"

"If you bring me a birthday gift, bring it a day or two before so no one knows it's my birthday, okay?"

"YOU LIED! YOU SAID YOU LEFT THE SPIDER AT HOME!"

"Fine, if you won't read it then I will, and I will go annoy everyone with Napoleon knowledge afterward." "That is more like the Ashlee I know!"

"Hello, stranger!"

"Ooshlee, how you doing?"

*In a weird voice* "Yeah, I'm a nerd. Let me enter my calculations about the weather... Ahh, I see now. How interesting!"

"You've never seen Star Wars before?!" "She's a sheltered child."

"I really want to put a "Caution, wet floors!" sign in the swimming pool now."

"You're weird." "Nah, I know people who are much more weird than me." "Like who?" "You."