The best un-swear

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The best un-swear

The best un-swear words you've heard.

Fudge

Cheesesticks

Oh My Gandalf.

Merlin's baggy Y-fronts

Merlin! 

submitted by
(May 14, 2017 - 9:11 pm)

Fridgenuggets (also spelled Fridge Nuggets)

submitted by , xD
(May 14, 2017 - 10:22 pm)

Holy Trash!

Jack

Frigg

 

submitted by Lucy B., age 12, California
(May 18, 2017 - 11:29 am)

Laughing That's SOOO funny, Lucy!

submitted by Susie D., age 9, California
(May 18, 2017 - 6:08 pm)

frack

you trash can!

fffffffffffffffffffack 

submitted by Lucy B., age 12, California
(May 18, 2017 - 10:43 pm)

H - E - Double hockeysticks

submitted by Dandelion
(May 18, 2017 - 4:13 pm)

These ones are for the people who do Kyngdom.

 

 

Oh my Kyngdom! (Or just Kyngdom)

submitted by Impunity Jane
(May 18, 2017 - 4:47 pm)

I used fudge and cheese its all the time xD

submitted by Nighthawk
(May 18, 2017 - 4:57 pm)

Huckleberries, (Aw, huckleberries!)

This is one of my favorite non swearing insults: "Go step on a lego!"

There's probably some more; I just can't remember them.  

 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 14, Camelot
(May 18, 2017 - 5:49 pm)

I am totally using those. *brother walks by* Go step on a Lego! *stares at me* 

submitted by Crookshanks, age 2nd year, Hogsmeade
(May 19, 2017 - 6:26 pm)

*Shudders*

Stepping on Legos...

I wouldn't wish that on my worst Draco^!

 

^Draco is a nonswear for me! 

submitted by Bookworm
(June 1, 2017 - 6:51 pm)

My 7th grade English teacher always used to say "Oh, sugar pops!"

There's also "Good gravy, Miss Mavy" - I liked to shorten this to just "Gravy!" for a few years of my life. I have a feeling that most people thought I was quite strange.

 

 

submitted by Brown Bear
(May 18, 2017 - 6:08 pm)

My friends are fond of saying "you son of a biscuit!". Also, in sentences like aww (blank), they like to use the words shiz, nards, and fudgenuggets. I have a friend who says holy crow.

submitted by Bluebird
(May 18, 2017 - 6:40 pm)

Oh! I also have a friend who says nards!

submitted by SopranoTwo
(May 18, 2017 - 8:28 pm)

My personal favorite is, "Shut the front door!" 

submitted by September
(May 18, 2017 - 9:12 pm)

XD Shut the front door is the msot hilarious thing I've scrolled through XD

submitted by Lola C., age 11, New York
(May 19, 2017 - 6:14 pm)