The best un-swear

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The best un-swear

The best un-swear words you've heard.

Fudge

Cheesesticks

Oh My Gandalf.

Merlin's baggy Y-fronts

Merlin! 

submitted by
(May 14, 2017 - 9:11 pm)

Crumb. As in "oh, crumb!"

I've just realised what a strange word crumb is. I don't like it. The word grates on my eyes. 

submitted by Kestrel
(May 20, 2017 - 5:29 pm)

Go away, froglike blobs of camel spit!

You huckleberry-eating rotten potatoes have distracted me from my homework!!!

submitted by Lightning!
(May 20, 2017 - 5:52 pm)

Oh my goodness my friends are so good at weird insults! Not exactly swears, but they're still fun :)

Backpfeifengesicht - it's a German word which means literally "a face that is begging to be slapped"

"Go find a forest and lose yourself" - for some reason during a Spanish project my friend was looking up different phrases in Spanish from the country she was researching, and that's what she found.

There was a period of a few weeks where one of my friends called everyone an "uncultured swine" whenever he got annoyed with them.

When ever I'm singing Hamilton or quoting Dear Evan Hansen and a certain word beginning comes up, we substitute it with the word fluff. 

"What are you, an acorn?" This is a quote from Jared, in Dear Evan Hansen, which, if you can't tell, I'm obsessed with. Mostly this is between my brother and me.

 

submitted by The Riddler
(May 20, 2017 - 10:23 pm)

McFreakign (not a typo)

Bread 

submitted by
(May 21, 2017 - 2:35 pm)

OMK or oh my Kyngdom

What the Claaws

How in Lunee's name 

 

submitted by Icy
(May 21, 2017 - 3:28 pm)

@Icy and all Kyngdomers

Haha, I just say "Oh my (insert Power's name here)"

XD  

I also say "Holy Angelica Schuyler" and "What the spritpoles..?" (sailing-related, but also a good substitute for a certain... um.... colorful... word.) Also, certain random fandom insults.

Yes, I am weird. XD 

submitted by elementgirl18917
(May 28, 2017 - 5:11 pm)

@The Riddler I also use "What are you, an acorn?" A lot! 

Here are some more that I use:

"Flying turtles of Hogwarts!"

"I hope you burn in the land of fluffy kittens!!! "

That's all for now, I'll post later 

 

 

submitted by Quirker
(May 21, 2017 - 11:54 pm)

I'm topping cause this thread is awesome.

submitted by Top
(May 27, 2017 - 3:06 pm)

I say "nuts" (as in cashews or almonds). And "oh my geesh." When I'm mad a put "stupid" before every noun.

XD 

submitted by Moonlight , age 12 , Ellesmera
(May 28, 2017 - 7:14 am)

Daveed Diggs is"America's favorite fighting Frenchman."

Admins, if there's a reason you can't post this and haven't been able to for the last five or six times either, please explain so I can change it. I promise it's not offensive or anything. I just want to know why this is the only one of my posts that WON'T POST. Thanks!

 

I won't post anything that sounds offensive to anyone, that sounds similar to words on our "do not post" list.

Admin

submitted by SopranoTwo
(May 28, 2017 - 5:40 pm)

Would you mind pointing me in the direction of the 'do not post' list? Thanks. Also, I like the way you answered my question. XD

 

The list is just in our heads, at the discretion of Admins.

Admin

submitted by SopranoTwo
(May 28, 2017 - 10:04 pm)

Oh, ok. Thanks.

 

submitted by SopranoTwo
(May 29, 2017 - 1:33 pm)

There's this one insult from Space Ghost Coast to Coast (a TV show from the 90s) that I love to use. "You six-piece chicken McNobody!"

 

submitted by Bluebird
(May 28, 2017 - 11:02 pm)

Stink

Giraffes

Egrets

Carbuncle

 

submitted by Shoshannah
(May 29, 2017 - 9:57 am)

A lot of people have posted the words 'fudge' or 'freak' on here, etc.

I would just like to say that my family outlaws these words, as they start with a common letter as certain words.

 

submitted by ...
(May 29, 2017 - 10:21 am)