The best un-swear

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The best un-swear

The best un-swear words you've heard.

Fudge

Cheesesticks

Oh My Gandalf.

Merlin's baggy Y-fronts

Merlin! 

submitted by
(May 14, 2017 - 9:11 pm)

D'Arvit! Yes, I'm an Artemis Fowl fan...

submitted by Hermione Granger, age 12, Charms
(May 29, 2017 - 1:44 pm)

@ Hermione, Oh yes Artemis Fowl is the best!

submitted by coyotedomino, age 14, the Wood, Omniverse
(June 11, 2017 - 2:37 pm)

Why the finch?

You are acting so finching ridiculous right now.

You smart-donkey.

Well that's just punderful.

Anyone here can use these if they want. 

submitted by Lucy B., age 13, California
(May 30, 2017 - 11:10 pm)

This is really cutting it close.....but..... 

 

submitted by Zen, China
(May 31, 2017 - 9:14 am)

What about "Oh my cod/oh my codfish?" 

Oh Merlin's most baggy pair of sweatpants. 

submitted by Leafpool
(May 31, 2017 - 9:49 am)

See,I am not one to do even non swear words, but oh do I hear "fudge" a lot...

In my mind, fudge is for eating, no speaking rudely of. xD

I am much more of a comeback person, so I am great at insults (although it's always jokingly) and I am an overly positive thinker and/or keep things to myself so non-swear words aren't in my vocabulary.

Interesting list though, I'll say that. 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 16, The Future
(May 31, 2017 - 11:26 am)

Yeah... the Fudge and freak is cutting it to close.I mean, your just putting a different word, when realy, if you mean it the same way, then its pretty much the same word.

 

submitted by Esquire of Rohan, Playing Xbox with Hawkeye
(May 31, 2017 - 2:16 pm)
submitted by What the Babies?, -Hermione's littlebrother
(May 31, 2017 - 4:21 pm)

Oh lol, I never heard of "cheesesticks" or some other ones on here...

I probably should have a long list bc I say something completely random whenever I bang my foot on something (which happens a lot) but I can't remember them right now

submitted by ..., Top hilarious threads
(May 31, 2017 - 5:43 pm)

ah yes, I have a lot of these surprisingly. But most of em are random jumbles of made up words I yell at my siblings.   XD

1.  YOU DISHCLOTH

2.  What a big bag of stale Cheetos

3.  NO PIGGING WAY

4.  THREE MOONS

5.  GREAT GLAUX   (XD my fangirlin' side popped out)

6.   YOU PINK BELLIED WALRUS

7.   GO EAT A COCONUT 

8.   FLIGGLEGRUMBLEBUFF

9.  Fudgesticks

10.  YOU SNOT FLAVORED JELLY BEAN    

Enjoy.  

submitted by CinnamonGryphon, age KGactually, 1yrontheCB!
(June 1, 2017 - 12:49 pm)

"Oh, that's worse than all the references I don't understand!"

submitted by Lucy B., age 13, California
(June 2, 2017 - 8:57 pm)

I use Sanct and oh dashboards most of the time! 

submitted by Rose bud
(June 4, 2017 - 8:00 pm)

-FUZZ!

submitted by coyotedomino, age 14, the Wood, Omniverse
(June 10, 2017 - 8:48 pm)

Wait Icy, was I the one to make that up or was it someone else? And you can guess which one is my favorit. ;) 

submitted by SJay , age 2020, High Country
(June 11, 2017 - 7:01 pm)

Wait @Icy, was I the one to make up OMK or was it someone else? And you can guess which one is my favorit. ;) 

submitted by SJay , age 2020, High Country
(June 11, 2017 - 7:02 pm)