Inside Jokes!

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Inside Jokes!

Inside Jokes!

I think Violet was the first one to make a thread like this, correct me if I'm wrong. It's pretty self-explanatory— post inside jokes that you have with your friends, your family, or anyone else! They're usually funnier out of context. :P

- *points at crow* "Kaz? Is that you?" 

- Coyote Squad

- Nikolailaiodian, Darkles Sparkles, and... Mal.

- Satan Take The Wheel

- "NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! WE'RE DYING FROM THE YEAST!" 

- "Hands up! Don't glute!" 

- "Can Kurt sing?" "Yes he can!" *both screaming* "AAHGHGHHUUAAHHHH"

- #thriving

- "Because I'm so tHirStY"

- The indestructible gluten-free muffins 

submitted by Abigail, age Old enough, Inside my head
(September 2, 2018 - 4:09 pm)

”Do Not Stack The Cups.”

”It’s Wudolph.”

“Lobster Biiisque.”

”Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...”

“Cavallo Morado!” 

Elli says eewa

submitted by Jwyn, age 13, Hehe...
(September 2, 2018 - 9:57 pm)

I get the Studio C reference. Love that sketch!!

submitted by Bluebird
(September 5, 2018 - 12:05 am)
submitted by Neko Toppingtopper
(September 2, 2018 - 11:20 pm)

Inside jokes with my best friend

-I wonder if Benjamin wants his nails painted?

-Do you mean thhhhheeeee blinking angels?!

-So many fictional references

-Casually arguing about Gryffindor vs. Slytherin

-Her cats

-My dogs 

-Do not downsize your nail polish collection again! (Not exactly a joke, but...)

-Good kitty.

-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ranting about Netflix taking shows off (also not really a joke but still) 

Inside Jokes with my family

-I'm handling it Margaret!

-Turn right here left!

-Another day of perfect behavior from Lori

-Don't hurt the Bristol blue vase! It'll be on antiques road show one day!

-Little baby tenderlove

-referencing the horrendous experience of watching the HP movies with my Dad (He hasn't read the books)

-"Emmerdale farm," "STILL not my name!" 

-Gimme a left hook!!!! 

 

 

submitted by Satin, age 13, The Dance Studio
(September 2, 2018 - 11:49 pm)

*In response to Jwyn's 'Snape Snape Severous Snape'* DUMBLEDOOOOOORE!!!

~~

"BAPLE MACON DONUUUTS!!"

"Ah know wut yo face means... I means I gotta run right about now..."

"And right before our wedding I MEAN YOUR WEDDING I'M SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THE Y!!!" "HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THE Y???"

"It's not that high it's not that high it's not that high..." "(Totally laid back) Oh yeah you can only see THE ENTIRE THING FROM HERE!" "SHUT UP ROGUE*!!!"

*My name has been substituted. :) 

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(September 3, 2018 - 2:09 am)

"Robert's Igloo"

"NUMBER FIF-TEEEEEN!"

"Lukas, you're on fire!"

"YoHardianthisgame'sabouttogointoovertime ooh! OOH!"

"Hashtag chuckapotato four five one"

"Mac 'n cheese Poptart"

I'm sure that there's more XP 

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons, BeaconTown
(September 3, 2018 - 7:52 am)

"Carryout or pickup?" "Um, do you deliver?"

Fifteen hundred.

IT IS 3:02. WE ARE FACING A DILEMMA. 

submitted by Gracia
(September 3, 2018 - 10:53 am)

Don't ask about ANY of these jokes. 

*burps* "Repeat buisness". 

"Zacefron" 

"a-ROOOO-gala" 

"BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP!!!"(Don't ask) 

"PARTY IN THE CIA!!!!" 

That was embarrassing.......... 

submitted by Secret
(September 3, 2018 - 12:51 pm)

Wait a minute...

Beep beep, lava jeep! 

Ring a bell? Yeah, probably not. Then again, I've only heard one person say BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP before, soooo... 

submitted by Alizarine
(September 3, 2018 - 5:44 pm)

It's from an online personality:).

submitted by Insomniactic
(September 14, 2018 - 7:50 pm)

'You're very... zany."

"Psuedosophisticators!"

just the word "juxtapose" and the question of how many people know it

'Light boy!"

submitted by Applejaguar, New York
(September 3, 2018 - 6:40 pm)

I have a lot of inside jokes with a lot of people...

Cousins:

~"Seems legit"

~"My boy..." "OH MY GOSH SHUT UP!!!"

~*Yeets sword out window*

~"Everything's more interesting when Riley's around"

~"DA-DA DA, DA-DA, DA,DUNN" 

Friend:

~"Aye~"

~"Mate."

~*Screeches*

~Drawing instead of doing your homework

~Disneyland for introverts

~"My whole saved folder is just [ship name]"

~Drawing but saving your art homework for the day before it's due

Parents:

~"Awesome, awesome, very awesome"

~*In a bad british accent* "Strawberries and strawberries, and strawberries and straw-bries!" 

submitted by aFountainPen, age 14, I'll tell you later
(September 3, 2018 - 9:35 pm)

"My boy...?" THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!

submitted by General Waffleson
(September 6, 2018 - 6:19 am)

My cousin and I collaborate on writing stories, and he wrote "My boy..." concerning one of my characters and I found it funny and it just kinda became an inside joke.

submitted by aFountainPen, age 14, I'll tell you later
(September 6, 2018 - 11:34 am)

Oh my gosh, all these are hilarious! I always love reading them! Here are more from my weirdo friends. Some are references to other things. 

- “Continuity who?”

- Tortilla montage

- Althea’s vlogs

- “What’s up fishes it’s ya girl” 

- Great Grandma Lupi is 105

- *dials 911 on microwave* “hello opERATOR”

- Orange hot chocolate

- The floof / a waste of Grace’s $20

- “Merry Christmas, SHOUT! Happy new year, SHOUT!” *Anya runs away screaming*

- “I love you more than Nina loves waffles”

- “SUPERCORP IS ENDGAME” “NO—“

- Crepuscular

- “Well I AM a physicist”

- “THAT WAS RUDE AND UNCALLED FOR”

- Just. Todd. Todd and his surgically removed toenails and penchant for eating food off the floor.

- Thea died, vlog canceled 

Ookz says dwdw. Don’t worry don’t worry? Well, I appreciate the reassurance, buddy, I have orientation tomorrow. 

submitted by Abigail, age Old enough, Inside my head
(September 4, 2018 - 12:55 am)