Inside Jokes!

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Inside Jokes!

Inside Jokes!

I think Violet was the first one to make a thread like this, correct me if I'm wrong. It's pretty self-explanatory— post inside jokes that you have with your friends, your family, or anyone else! They're usually funnier out of context. :P

- *points at crow* "Kaz? Is that you?" 

- Coyote Squad

- Nikolailaiodian, Darkles Sparkles, and... Mal.

- Satan Take The Wheel

- "NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! WE'RE DYING FROM THE YEAST!" 

- "Hands up! Don't glute!" 

- "Can Kurt sing?" "Yes he can!" *both screaming* "AAHGHGHHUUAAHHHH"

- #thriving

- "Because I'm so tHirStY"

- The indestructible gluten-free muffins 

submitted by Abigail, age Old enough, Inside my head
(September 2, 2018 - 4:09 pm)

I will provide explanations if necessary.  

"Womiting wottoms witting on woilets!" 

"I'm Darth Malak!" (said in a high squeaky voice) 

"Hi, Darth Squeaky!" 

 

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(September 4, 2018 - 11:24 am)

~ "T H E R E ' S  O I L  I N  T H E  S O I L ."

~ "I am the swiggity senate"

~ "Mr. *LOUD FART NOISE*

~ "GOJIRAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

~ "Return the egg! Please return the egg."

submitted by General Waffleson
(September 4, 2018 - 4:13 pm)

I like donuts donuts donuts donuts.

”Alexa, will you marry me.” “I will not marry until mars is colonized. 

submitted by Dark survivor
(September 19, 2018 - 2:17 pm)

Ohmagosh...don't get me started...

"LIFE"

"I CAN SMELL RICE, IT'S MY ASAIN SUPERPOWER"

"I have Russain camouflage abilities. I blend in with SNOW"

"you can sense Koalas. It's your Australian superpower." 

"RICE is the MOST POWERFUL THING" 

"SIMBA, I AM YOUR FATHER!" "NOOOOOOOOOO"

"Snowflake the Christmas Elf"

"Ghostie" "Ghosta" (literally still from elementary school no joke)

"R you proud of me?" "YES I am very PrOuDd of you."

"KIKI DO YOU LOVE ME?!" "no."

Literally, ANYTHING TO DO WITH Fortnight

"I CAN DO THAT" *goes into splits* "I RIPPED ME PANTS"

SPPPAAAGEITI NOOOOOOODLES 

my blood is SPAGHETTI  

I have a lot more but thats all I can think of at ze moment!

submitted by Claaws, Class 2020
(September 4, 2018 - 11:36 pm)

Claaws, my friend always says "Ghostie" in a hight pitched voice. She did it when she was in 5th grade.....is that a coincidence...........?

submitted by Secret
(September 5, 2018 - 4:31 pm)

haha probably. We said that when desks at school are empty 'Ghostie' or "Ghosta' are sitting in them, or when anything falls or weird happens we used to yell "ITS GHOSTIE" still do sometimes lol. (especially with my closer friends who GET THE JOKE *coughs*). *sighs* the good old days...oh, and when all the desks are full that means Ghostie's sitting in a corner. Or something weird like that. I MISS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NOW haha ya, the inside joke is sorrta like, its from elemantary school, and it was funny, because we were stupid kids...wow its really hard to explain inside jokes isint it? 

submitted by Claaws, Class 2020
(September 5, 2018 - 7:02 pm)

Uhh, thats creepy. My friend does that. *slowly backs away* THIS IS WEIRD!

submitted by Secret
(September 7, 2018 - 4:13 pm)

"deNIM on deNIM on deNIM" (denim is pronounced not the right way)

"It's all good in the noodles"

".........respecc"

"Are you rideeehhhhnn?" (In My Feeling sung like an opera basically)

"Tell me alllllll the deets" 

"Girls can wear size 9 1/2 JUST LIKE MEN!"

"Hot Conor"

"Monsterholics" 

"I have a Gucci wallet" "I have a wallet made of duct tape that one side broke but I fixed by taping it back together with more duct tape"  

submitted by Bluebird
(September 5, 2018 - 12:14 am)

All of these are with my sister.

"IS THAT A PEACOCK?" (used whenever we see something remotely like a bird or anything remotely not a bird) 

"Gimme a memo."  "Memo-wee!" (used when we want to remember something- ironically I don't remember how this got started)

"Gimme a memo." "UFO!" (a spin-off of the previous one that makes even less sense)

"Hoodwink!"

"*insert any object here* is not in, dahling!"

"Remember the party? *both of us cackle*"

submitted by Alizarine, age unknown, whereabouts uninteresting
(September 5, 2018 - 7:11 pm)

"Hey guys I have MILT BALLS" 

"On the RACK" (which is a long story, I'd be happy to explain if anyone cares)

"SQUINT PIZZA!!!" (related to "on the RACK")  

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(September 6, 2018 - 7:59 am)

"What should I say??" "I don't know, but literally anything is better than 'I like it when you show the bones in your face hole'."

"You know the sea... Pancakes...?" *Talking about stingrays but couldn't remember what they were called

"What is your uno problemo?"

"Prosperous onions, police my dad!"

"Yeaga!" "What was that??" "A mix between 'yeet' and 'yaga', the older form of 'yeet'." "Oh. Right. Obviously."

"WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING SO HARD STOP IT YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT!!!" "Snake biiiiiiiite." "Oh COME ON! AGAIN????"

Explanations, anyone? 

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(September 6, 2018 - 12:45 am)

These are all with my parents, weirdly enough.

"Do you bemember?"

"Sounds like fun."

"Hello, my parents?"

'YOU KNOW WHO GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT? Al Gore!"

Sung: "charsiu for youu... charsui for meee..."

"Poppy loves Poppy."

 

 

submitted by Applejaguar, Wisteria
(September 6, 2018 - 7:42 pm)

-"Leeches lie under your bed.''

-*throws pen across blacktop* "OOPS, I dropped my PEN."

-*chanting* "Knives knives knives knives knives knives"

-Satanpaca

-Squidward, Crabbo, and Snakey Snakey Eggs and Bakey

-how dare you touch my c r a c k e r s

-Sparkle Cafe

-"I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree.'' 

-greg was here

-"I'm going to Chogbarts!'' 

submitted by S. Clockwork
(September 6, 2018 - 8:30 pm)

"Eenie meenie miney moe, pick a tiger by the toe... Why would you do that??"

"What is your greatest fear?" "Why should I tell you?" "BECAUSE I SHALL USE IT AGAINST YOUUUUUU oops."

"Der be a mosquito." (Pronouced moss-kyew-ih-toe)

"I. HATE. ZA BROCCOLI BACON!!!!"

"Yep. That just happened. OH-kay. *Walks a little bit away* *Falls to ground*" 

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(September 7, 2018 - 12:03 am)

"drop club" "theif club" "looser club"

*gasps* "The baby dinosuar cat has returned!"

"crapple fritters!"

P.S I am a member of those three clubs up there, along with three of my friends. 

(ifoh) 

You're my foe? Or are you just saying 'oh'? 

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons, beaconTown
(September 7, 2018 - 6:54 am)