Inside Jokes!

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Inside Jokes!

Inside Jokes!

I think Violet was the first one to make a thread like this, correct me if I'm wrong. It's pretty self-explanatory— post inside jokes that you have with your friends, your family, or anyone else! They're usually funnier out of context. :P

- *points at crow* "Kaz? Is that you?" 

- Coyote Squad

- Nikolailaiodian, Darkles Sparkles, and... Mal.

- Satan Take The Wheel

- "NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! WE'RE DYING FROM THE YEAST!" 

- "Hands up! Don't glute!" 

- "Can Kurt sing?" "Yes he can!" *both screaming* "AAHGHGHHUUAAHHHH"

- #thriving

- "Because I'm so tHirStY"

- The indestructible gluten-free muffins 

submitted by Abigail, age Old enough, Inside my head
(September 2, 2018 - 4:09 pm)

“Who here is most likely to want to be mummified in fruit roll ups asking for a friend”

Kai’s vine comps

Adam the Coach

”You can’t tell anyone that Bryan and Andrea are dating!” “I just told Thea!” “I just told Emma!l “And I told many, many people.”

”Mm, the slow cooker?” “The slow cooker.”

”(censored) with WiFi!” 

Kai’s obsession with Melissa Benoist

”SUPERCORP IS ENDGAME” “IT IS NOT—“

101 Reasons Why We Aren’t Popular

”Cleaning a knife and thinking of you <3” 

submitted by Abigail, age Old enough, Inside my head
(September 17, 2018 - 9:08 am)

- "You're a shninzel!" "You're a POOP SHNITZEL!" *too stunned to speak* 

- You have the DISEASE! 

Thoses are the only ones i have right now but yea

submitted by Moonlight
(September 17, 2018 - 3:50 pm)

“ WIPE THAT CREAM CHEESE OFF YOUR FACE!!!!!” 

* starts a hike * “ I’m so tired...when can we go home.....”

“ Ba-BOOSH-ka “

Please..... don’t ask... 

submitted by Secret
(September 18, 2018 - 10:09 am)

Some of these are hard to explain, and most of them are references to video games no one plays, but I'd be happy to try to explain them to anyone who wants an explanation! Of course, no one probably does...

"Thirteen days on the RACK" 

"Peeled eyeballs" (which is unrelated to "Thirteen days on the RACK" but tends to be used as a response to it)

"I am going to KILL THE GAME!" (yelled at the TV screen whenever something annoying happens while playing Force Unleashed 2)

"Simply tell her that Carth Onasi is waiting for her." (replace Carth Onasi with whoever's waiting for someone else) 

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(September 18, 2018 - 11:46 am)

"Aw, I wanted a cheezy burrito to {beep} the world!"

"Did you just hear/see what I just heard/saw?" *both gasp dramatically* "IT'S A WEEEEEEB!"

"Harry Pooter?"

"Have a good bite out of a sack of [beep]"

"CHIM-EH-NI" 

submitted by Pooki P, age -30, not where you live
(September 18, 2018 - 11:27 am)

Here--

-Galaxy eyes (this is iconic)

-Will someone [insert action here], Inara fell over again. (That's me)

I have a couple others with my friends but I'm short on time right now.

submitted by Leafpool
(September 19, 2018 - 9:04 am)
submitted by top , age at the top, the top of the world
(September 26, 2018 - 12:25 pm)

-asking people out // to hoco with piles of flaming dog poop (this one is a long story XD)

-"pray for all the mentitis affected" 

-"EXPULSION!" 

-"Leave room for Jesus, and Mary, and Joseph, and all 12 of his disciples"

-(sung)"Corn on the cob"

 

submitted by Bluebird
(October 2, 2018 - 12:04 am)

The 4th one is, as on the FTMFHS thread, my favorite. 

submitted by Leafpool
(October 2, 2018 - 10:50 am)

"Ponyo want HAMMMMMM" " Ponyo goin get thrown out the window."

"I will come over there and touch your butt." "I am suddently glad you don't know where I live."

"I'm a pinapple, Jeffery os a grape, anthony is a eggplant, Darkking is a Lemon, Queenie is a bananna, Chris, you are now a waterelon."

"One square foot of fluffle!"

"MR. POPSICLE MAN DOES WHAT HE CAN (That one's just me)."

"HE'S SO *chocking noise that sounds like its supposed to he 'HAWT'*"

"THE WHITE COLORD PENCIL IS DARKER THAN I AM!"

NO DON'T GO OUTSIDE! THE BLIZZARD WILL NEVER LET US DRAG YOU BACK INTO THE BASEMENT!"

*whispers* "Ostrich"

"TWERPY DANCE DO THE TWERPY DANCE ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXX"

"The lipbalm flew into a TREEEEEEEEE." 

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With more coming soon 

submitted by Tyberious Firestone, age Cosmos duh, Cosmos
(October 2, 2018 - 4:01 pm)

Darkking: *sticks arm into sun* 

Clara: "Wait you're smoking"

Darkking: "Whaddid you expect I LIVE in my hoodie"

Clara: "I didn't expect you tO burn in the sunlight"\

And now i'm a vampire, MY TRUE NATURE IS REVEALED

"HURICANINJAS"

"Falconbabyinacar"

"IM AN ANIMOO GURL IN A PETAL WORLD" "Those are leaves" "Im An AnImOo GuRl In A pEtAl WoRlD"

submitted by Darkking, age Who knows?, A dimension.
(October 2, 2018 - 7:31 pm)

" MY HAR HAR BROKE YOUR BONE FIDDILY DEE, I'M SO SOREEEEYYY"

(I am so sorry friend-lily I hope you feel better XD) 

Velix says ' Rgpy'

No, silly Dnd is a RPG-y thing. You're getting better though! 

submitted by Tyberious Firestone, age Cosmos duh, Cosmos
(October 13, 2018 - 6:38 pm)