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So, World Domination!
So, World Domination!
Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.
So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!
submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
HA! So you admit it! Now just admit you will loose. HAHA
(May 15, 2013 - 7:40 am)
Finally saw this thread, and sped throug the comments! You guys are interesting. I side with Red! Predictable, if you know me. Now then, I need to make a little speech.
YOU ALL ARE AWARE, THAT I AM THE BEST DARN SUPER VILLAIN IN THE WORLD, AND WILL DESTROY ANY WHO GET IN MY WAY! I HAVE THE COURAGE, BRAINS, AND RUTHLESSNESS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND HAVE BEEN PLANNING TO FOR MANY YEARS, BUT HERE IT HAS FINALLY COME! I WILL CRUSH ALL THOSE MINORS IN THE WORLD, AND CHOOSE FROM THE BEST TO JOIN WITH ME IN THE GREAT REBELLION NONE WILL FORGET AND ALL WILL REMEMBER AND HEAR ABOUT FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!
Thank you...
Join our side, and we will give you opportunity! Fame! Good places in our kingdom\republic\..monarchy? Whatever it becomes, it will be supreme, and we will only be better and more powerful with you! Choose which places you want in our army, what rules you want to have, make any suggestions, and we will not pass over a single one! In ruling our kingdom, we will listen to all of our subjects, and give them high rankings! Treat each and every one of you like kings!
Don't like buttered popcorn? Bored of chocolate? Don't let the common bribery of our opposing team get to you! On our team, you will get anything and everything you've ever dreamed of! Money, power, food, you name it!
(May 7, 2013 - 7:30 pm)
*gasp!* We offer the same things! DO NOT BE SWAYED! We need followers! Please, come. Follow!
(May 7, 2013 - 9:56 pm)
Great speach, Black Berry! Welcome our team! WAAHAHAHA BHR, you don't standa chance. And no matter what you bribe them with we will always have the same thing, just more tasty.
(May 8, 2013 - 2:44 pm)
I am with you, Blackberry! At first, I wanted to side with BHR and Theo, but those were past mistakes. World domination will be ours!
(May 16, 2013 - 4:52 pm)
I am with you, Blackberry! At first, I sided with BHR and Theo, but those were past mistakes. World domination will be ours!
(May 16, 2013 - 4:58 pm)
Lies, BHR! All lies! Surely something as great as what we offer would be mentioned from you first thing! You're planning to be the one and only head of your army! Sweets are okay, if you're recruiting 6 year olds! But we here are older than that, and I'm sure your team will be expecting much more than candy! They'll want stuff that will last!
BHR'S FOLLOWERS: She and Theo are treating you like toddlers! Not as equals! Don't you want real fame and fortune? Don't you want excitment? If all BHR is doing is sitting around and getting fat, how is she coming up with, or getting near to coming up with, a PLA?
Plans are the key object of this whole scheme! I, Blackberry, am a full-fleded, hard-core, no-nonsense LUCIAN! (For those of you who don't know, and because I don't want to go into detail, a Lucian is a really dangerous person.) I have been trainged in the ways of killing, spying, sneaking, lying, and cheating. All helpful characteristics in this job! Have me on your team, and we WILL succeed!
(This is fun! That and this is perfect for my propoganda essay for school!)
(May 8, 2013 - 11:24 am)
WHAT!!! Chocolate simply makes the world a better place! Seriously, can you argue that?! Second, Theo and I BOTH are leading this army (if we had one!) to a glorious future! Follow dear people! "I know not what course other may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"
Our Battle Cry! Auf Weidersehen!
(May 8, 2013 - 4:14 pm)
It's a little silly of you to assume that everyone in this world likes chocolate. What if you hated say, squid, and I said that squid simply makes the world a better place?
Ah. "if we had [an army]" is key. You don't have one yet. How do you plan to take over the world without an army?
(May 8, 2013 - 5:42 pm)
I'm really glad you joined our team, Blackberry.
BHR members: HEPL! SHE TREATS US AWFUL! She gives us the stale popcorn she offers you! WAAA LET US GO TO THE OTHER SIDE!!
(May 15, 2013 - 7:45 am)
Where do you get these speeches????
(October 4, 2013 - 2:05 pm)
Blackberry E, I am obliged to disagree with you, for mutiple reasons.
Reason One: We are not bribing people with choclate, we are mearly mentioning that choclate is a high point of our world domination.
Reason Two: We are not treating anyone like toddlers. If you want to take over the world, you are not going to recruit toddlers. You are going to treat everyone equally. See if you get the same offer from Red. Blonde Heroines Rule and I are not megalomaniacs, nor are we Prosper English, who is a megalomaniac. We know what we're doing, we're taking over the world. We hope that the rest of you will realsie this and calmly cooperate (though at the moment, this does not seem likely)
Also, I'm not sure if you were aware of this, Blackberry E, but Red was bribing people first. Really? You doubt me? Look on the thread from the Lemming Wars, on the last page. He says, in his last sentance, and I quote "Plus, there will be cookies and countries for all." Unquote.
Red says that we are no longer "silly and uncertain." I do not know if he is assuming Blonde Heroines Rule and myself are silly and uncertain, but let me inform you all, we are not. We are ready, we are prepared. So join us for world domination!
(May 8, 2013 - 4:39 pm)
I would like to counter some things.
"Reason One: We are not bribing people with chocolate, we are mearly mentioning that chocolate is a high point of our world domination." As Ru-kun pointed out, not anyone likes chocolate, you know.
"You are going to treat everyone equally. See if you get the same offer from Red." Uh, what? I try to treat everyone equally... Although if you'd like it in writing, "I promise to treat everyone equally."
"We hope that the rest of you will realize this and calmly cooperate (though at the moment, this does not seem likely)" Would you cooperate if somebody just announced that they are taking something you thought you owned (after winning it fairly, I might add!) without even asking?
""Plus, there will be cookies and countries for all."" That's called sharing. "for all" means "for all" not just "for all on my side".
"Red says that we are no longer "silly and uncertain."" No, I was talking about myself and my old army.
Alright, this is one of the silliest things I have ever done, but I am still going to support my claim as your opponent!
(May 8, 2013 - 5:51 pm)
I will follow up entirely on this later, but I know you were talking about your army. I misplaced my quotes.
(May 9, 2013 - 8:07 am)
Theo: The Lemming Wars was something of the past. In the Civil War, did people look to the Revolutionary Wars for tips? I don't think so. I see you at least have some brain. Nice change. Blonde Heroines Rule was being brief. Too brief. You and she call people to your team with no reason! All you do is tell people "come join our team!" What's to make them? You say you're not treating your minions like toddlers, you say you are not "silly and uncertain" but not giving any reason why you aren't! Give me real evidence, not objections!
When we win, you'll wonder why you didn't....
Red: I NEED YOU! Come help me, and stay by our side! I don't want to see you leave this war, Red. Our victory won't happen without you, I hope you know that.
Blue: Thanks, and happy to be on a team with you! Any friend of Red's is a friend of mine!
(May 8, 2013 - 6:32 pm)