So, World Domination!

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

So, World Domination!

So, World Domination!

Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.

So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)

That's what you're having for Red's side? Ok.

submitted by Blue, Kanto
(May 26, 2013 - 8:19 am)

And I have a Charazard!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(May 26, 2013 - 5:36 pm)

I'm not on anybody's side - at least yet - but for the item 3 you guys should have a magician. The magicians can put others to sleep, disappear, do illusions... it is sort of like some of the magicians from the Kane Chronicles. 

submitted by Teresa, age 14, Michigan
(May 26, 2013 - 6:06 pm)

Okay, I guess this is our list so far...

1. A sick, sleepy, and disoriented wizard

2. Remlits

3. A magician

4. A Charazard... whatever THAT is!

And a new item...

5. A golem. Like Hugo in Fablehaven... right? Oh, one more thing:

6. Mendigo. A giant magical puppet, previously belonging to Muriel the witch until the fairies get him to obey Kendra's orders... also from Fablehaven.

94 more things to go. 

submitted by Joe Dosie Doe, age 14, Listing Vortex
(May 26, 2013 - 8:28 pm)

A magic pen! One that when you write a story, it happens!

submitted by True S.
(May 27, 2013 - 6:29 pm)

Item 8: A magic mirror like the one on Snow White, except you ask "Mirror, mirror on the wall how is the other team fairing?" It'll answer by saying some of the other side's plans.

submitted by Teresa, age 14, Michigan
(May 28, 2013 - 1:26 pm)

Blue Fairy! Join Red's side! We have Pokemon! Do you like pokemon?

submitted by Blue, Kanto
(May 28, 2013 - 7:53 am)

Actually, I really don't like pokemon, besides some of the character things that you choose and whatnot, and one of the movies, but I can't stand the tv show. I really don't know which side to choose.

submitted by ~Blue Fairy~, age 12, Neverland
(May 29, 2013 - 5:58 pm)

@ JDD: A Charazard is a fire dragon pokemon. I simply ADORE it!

Hmm. Another thing we could add is a transportation bomb! You throw it, thinking of the place you want to go, step through the smoke you're there!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Gathering an Army
(May 28, 2013 - 4:45 pm)

If you're in trouble...

Dragons attacking!

Then you need

Maddie insurance!!!

 

Never fear about being poisoned by cupcakes, cookies, or anything ever again with Maddie Insurance! Covering all of your fantasy and sci fi emergencies! 

We now support everyone with Maddie Insurance! (Well, everyone except for anyone on Red's side) Poisoned cupcakes won't worry you anymore! The insurance will cover that!

submitted by Theo W.
(May 28, 2013 - 5:52 pm)

Oh, yes, And being the Slytherin I am, have stolen the Doctor's sonic screwdriver, Jack Sparrow's compass, The Elder Wand, and... I have asked Mr. Snitch (a character I created in a story I wrote) and he has innoceently created for me, under Imperio, a GRAVITY CONTROLLER! Graviton may have perished under the Avengers, but I. AM. THE. NEW. GRAVITON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Blackberry E., age 13
(May 29, 2013 - 12:31 pm)

JOIN MY NEW TEAM, WE'VE GOT CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE, THE GOOD KIND, THAT I MAKE THOUSANDS OF BY DAY, COME EAT IT. WE ALSO HAVE WANDS, AND HEADQUARETS 4 DOMINATION IS HOGWARTS, WHRE YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NAME IT ITS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA  THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Emma Dolohov, age 11, Knockturn Alley
(May 30, 2013 - 3:08 pm)

Also, being who i am I use zap-tech to copy the doctors sonic screwdriver, and the elder wand, giving myself a perfect copy of both. then i use the screwdriver 2 make the TV ONLY play doctor who episodes and Harry Potter movies when I can, and skip all mooshy kissing parts. :P

submitted by Emma Dolohov, age 11, Knockturn Alley
(May 30, 2013 - 3:11 pm)

Emma, I know this is kinda siding off into un-reality, but SRSLY! Zap-tech is for Space Squad ONLY!! Leave all your fancy ship's tech out of this. We don't have our teams in this club.

submitted by Blackberry E., age 13
(June 1, 2013 - 9:34 am)

People of the Chatterbox!I am pleased to inform you that we have conqured Camp Half-Blood! This includes everthing that goes with it! I.e the pegusi, weaponry, etc, etc... 

Cappie says aryd. I think he means yard, but as to what he means by that, I have no idea.

Our Battle Cry: Auf Weidersehen!!!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Gathering an Army
(June 1, 2013 - 12:41 pm)