So, World Domination!

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So, World Domination!

So, World Domination!

Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.

So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)

I just claimed Camp Nanowrimo for Red's army. Claimed, not conquered.

*sticks red flag into ground* I claim the land of Camp National Novel Writing Month for Red's army. *puts Mercutio on the cabin floor* That's right. Boom. I'm probably going to need reinforcements. Would you all like some cupcakes?

submitted by SC
(July 2, 2013 - 9:06 pm)

Then I, True S. claim the adult and YWP NaNo for BHR and Theo's team. *sticks flag into NaNo ground and runs back to Europe*

submitted by True S.
(July 3, 2013 - 3:10 pm)

Theo and BHR, if it isn't too late, can I join your side? 

submitted by Teresa, Michigan
(July 3, 2013 - 3:56 pm)

OF COURSE YOU CAN!!! We'd love to have you, Teresa! Every person counts here, and every person makes a difference!

@ True: I greatly thank you for that! We can indeed use it to our advantage! Europe shall soon also be ours!

Our battle cry, Auf Weidersehen!!!!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(July 4, 2013 - 3:34 pm)

Okay, so you're still taking Europe in one go? All right, that's ridiculous. That's beyond ridiculous. Well, two can play at that game (thank you, by the way, SC, for capturing Camp NaNo). I'm taking over Canada in one go today! All lemmings and forces, go immediately to Canada and cause as much havoc as you like! No destruction of property or loss of life, please. 

By three P.M. PST, I expect this to be done. 

submitted by Red, age 13, Elsewhere
(July 7, 2013 - 10:43 am)

I will join ................... Red's team!!!!!!! Laughing I think our battle cry should be:

FLOWERYPOWERYNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or something like that anyway.

submitted by Watermelon, age ??????????, flowerpower
(July 12, 2013 - 5:40 am)

Thank you very much, Watermelon-chan! You shall not regret your decision. 

Flowerypowerness. Hmm. I don't doubt the power of flowers but still. I should put FLOWERYPOWERNESS!!!!!!!! on a T-shirt and just wear that on the first day of high school. And watch everyone stare at me. "Those freshmen get stranger every year, don't they?" 

I shall do conquest thingies tomorrow. I intend to go visit Ru-kun because Ru-kun's sister is coming home for two days for Ru-kun's birthday! Ru-kun's sis is awesome. Seriously, she's like an awesome older sister to me too.

submitted by Red, age 14, Skiing
(July 12, 2013 - 11:46 pm)

While I merrily blast Diablo Swing Orchestra (and dance at the keyboard), I shall take North America with my new friends: the chicken dinner from Mr. Stickfiddler's (that really is an amazing name. You should copyright it.) HypQuests and this lowly captcha.

Five minutes after I post this, all of our troops shall stream out of their base in Enackra and into the Untied States. They shall steadily work their way south until they have all of North America under thier control. The conquest will last 24 hours. Oh, I've added more lemmings, so now I have a round 17,000,000,000. That number should be easy to keep track of. We also have several thousand demons, dragons, and various maigc users and strange things. Like talking chicken dinners. I have no doubt that soon North America will be under my control. 

Captcha says nkhe. Neck? Are you a vampire, Captcha.

submitted by Red, age 14, Elsewhere
(July 13, 2013 - 3:03 pm)

I claim all of Pottermore for Red's team! You can claim websites, right? Anyway, I still claim it.

 

submitted by Watermelon, age UNKNOWN, Pottermore
(July 17, 2013 - 12:19 pm)

@ Watermelon: Yes, you can claim websites, though I've lost track of how many each side has claimed.

Auf Weidersehen!!!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Dominating Europe
(July 17, 2013 - 4:26 pm)

top

poke

goop

up

 

submitted by top/poke/goop/up
(July 19, 2013 - 2:42 pm)

Claiming websites, eh? *Wicked grin*

If we're claiming websites, the CB should be off limits. As well as anything CRICKET related.

But I take Matthew C.'s blog. So there. I know it has no threat whatsoever except I want to. So I have.

@Teresa, welcome to the team! 

submitted by Theo W.
(July 20, 2013 - 8:03 pm)

Sorry Admins... that was confusing... Matthew Cody is my favorite author. He's written Powerless. There's no need to shorten his name, I don't think.

submitted by Theo W.
(July 24, 2013 - 5:37 pm)

Websites...if we are doing websites, we should take Rick Riordan's blog site!

@Theo

Thanks, I'm glad to be on the team

What seems to be our battle cry: Auf Weidersehen! 

submitted by Teresa, age 14, Michigan
(July 21, 2013 - 12:21 pm)

If we're taking over websites... then I shall take Neopets! I have many Awakened friends that I know would love to join my cause. Provided there is cake, of course. Go, Enackran forces. Capture Neopets and make it mine!

submitted by Ruby M., age 14, Somewhere
(July 21, 2013 - 1:16 pm)