So, World Domination!

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So, World Domination!

So, World Domination!

Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.

So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)

Welcome, Corina to our (small) army! I don't belive I've read the book yet, though.

submitted by True
(September 23, 2013 - 6:10 pm)

THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO LOSE...

No, just kidding. That was the name of my capture the flag team. And we did lose!!!

Team Locker. Random. Like I said, don't ask me.

AND WELCOME CORNIA!!! *Hands over virtual stick* It's a healing stick. Not just a random stick. Trust me, I got poked with one twice today and they're not something to mess with.

Zaga says "Hedi." But I never finished that book, Zaga! Is that what you think I should read next?! 

submitted by Theo W.
(September 23, 2013 - 8:23 pm)

Hmm. I like a lot of those suggestions! Here a couple of thoughts:

The Merry Writers (like Robin Hood's Merry Men)

The Knights of the Writing Table or Writers of the Round Table (like King Arther)

The Free Writers

I dunno. Most of those are lame, I admit. I'm just kind of obsessed with Robin Hood and King Arthur. Don't know why. I just like knights, warriors, archers, and stuff I guess! Maybe we should narrow down what we all really like and not so much, and then vote? Just a thought.

 

 

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Gathering an Army
(September 24, 2013 - 10:32 am)

I'm back, in all my obnoxiousness! Today we are taking over... um... Middle Earth. Because why not. All troops will assemble in the Shire, there will be a commander's meeting at the inn of the Prancing Pony, and conquest will begin. Peaceful beings will have treaties made with them and non-peaceful beings will be forced to surrender to us. This shall take... five days. Starting... now.

submitted by Red, age 14, Elsewhere
(September 24, 2013 - 8:17 pm)

I claim the Quackin and Kingdom Hearts for us! Therefore, I give keyblades to everyone in the army, and behold, the mighty power of the QUACKIN!!! MWAHAHAHA!

Our glorious battle cry:

AUF WEIDERSEHEN!!!!!!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Dominating the World
(September 25, 2013 - 9:05 pm)

I claim the Quackin and Kingdom Hearts for us! Therefore, I give keyblades to everyone in the army, and behold, the mighty power of the QUACKIN!!! MWAHAHAHA!

Our glorious battle cry:

AUF WEIDERSEHEN!!!!!!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Dominating the World
(September 25, 2013 - 9:05 pm)

TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP!!!

submitted by Top
(September 26, 2013 - 8:01 pm)

TOP!!!! We need to get on with this war!!!

submitted by TOP, age TOP, TOPLAND
(September 30, 2013 - 3:38 pm)

I claim the Office of Letters and Light for the side of World Domination!

Now every WriMo will be under our control >=)

submitted by Blue Moon
(October 2, 2013 - 9:02 pm)

I call being universal manager of stars, moons, planets, and other celestial beings. And I want to make my own "People Obsessed With Saying Unite UNITE!" club. Why don't we vote on ruler?

submitted by Kalyna, age 12, Universe
(October 4, 2013 - 1:59 pm)

I have an idea. I was reading The Great Lemming War (hilarious) between Red and SC and I noted that each person on there had titles. Why don't we do that?

If we decide to do it, I'm Corina Angela, The Crown of Angels (the meaning of my name),  Daughter of Poseiden (because I love the sea so much), Queen of Hearts, Sky Pirate, Rowan Agent, Mystic (because I can't pick whether I'd like to be a Rowan Agent or a Mystic, I decided to be both), Fire Lord, Greenhouse Worker, Dragon's Princess, Proud Slytherin, Waterbender, Guardian of Ga'hoole, Eternal (which means ya'll must protect me at all costs, else the world is one step closer to being over ruled by demons), Child of The Red King, Bishop, and member of RiverClan. Or simply Agent Corina.

submitted by Corina, age 11, BHR and Theo's Army
(October 6, 2013 - 9:13 pm)

Ooh! I like that! I'm not sure what my title will be. I'll have to think about that. Maybe something like the Story Girl, or something to do with Robin Hood or King Arthur.

In further news, Ivy in particular will be glad to hear, I have caved and become a Merlinian. And it actually is really good.

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Dominating the World
(October 9, 2013 - 7:06 pm)

TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP!!!

submitted by Top
(October 10, 2013 - 9:02 pm)

This is getting us absolutely nowhere. How about we create a contest of sorts to decide the winner?

submitted by Red, age 14, Elsewhere
(October 10, 2013 - 9:07 pm)

No, this isn't getting us anywhere. Depends, what should the contest be?

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, Dominating the world
(October 11, 2013 - 3:36 pm)