So, World Domination!

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So, World Domination!

So, World Domination!

Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.

So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)

Attention all CBers! Theo and I are now offering our humble service as your virtual need virtual/writing dispute settlers. That's right! We have now become lawyers! Please come to us if you ever need any sort of assistance!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(June 24, 2013 - 9:17 pm)

TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP!!!!!!!

submitted by TOP!
(June 26, 2013 - 8:56 pm)

We set off to Europe with our troops, including fantasy knights (See picture at the bottom of the posts). But, unlike what it may seem, we are not here to force the land out of the Europeon's hand's, but rather complete a friendly negotiantion. Which we end up with Europe. 

Although Europe is somewhat far, it is never to far for our grasps. On the leading pegasi are Blonde Heroines Rule, True S, Butterfly, and myself. Fifty-thousand fantasy knights fly behind us, also on pegasi. The ocean is undully large, it's true, but we remind ourselves that the ocean is only a 3 to 4 ratio on the world, and this is just a fragment of the ocean. As Europe comes into view, thoughts of World Domination fill our (or at least my) heads. (Note: I am not Zaphod Beeblebrox, I only have one head and two arms. Anything saying otherwise is a lie.)  

fantasyknight 

submitted by Theo W., Dark domination!!!
(June 29, 2013 - 1:20 pm)

Oh my gosh, Theo that looks awesome!!!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(June 29, 2013 - 5:26 pm)

Thank you, but I must admit I adapted the base from a book. The design is my own, though. By that I mean the colors and the clockwork. 

submitted by Theo W.
(June 30, 2013 - 9:24 am)

Europe? You're taking over all of Europe? Seriously? 

I'm not going to be here for the next week, so please don't do anytihng underhanded while I'm gone. 

submitted by Red
(June 30, 2013 - 10:09 am)

Europe? You're taking over all of Europe? Seriously? 

I'm not going to be here for the next week, so please don't do anytihng underhanded while I'm gone. 

submitted by Red
(June 30, 2013 - 10:10 am)

That is SO cool, Theo!

Cappie says octo. Octopus? Octogan? Eight? 

submitted by Teresa, age 14, Michigan
(July 1, 2013 - 11:02 am)

CHAAARRGE!!!

 

submitted by True S.
(June 29, 2013 - 6:57 pm)

Hehe! Thank you, True! Indeed! CHARGE! 

And no, Red, we shall not do anything underhanded, sly, etc. etc. while you are gone. We intend to win this war fairly and cleanly!

We shall now go sit on the Eiffel Tower, and eat Eclairs!!!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(June 30, 2013 - 9:54 pm)

Calm down. We haven't quite take Europe yet.

submitted by Theo W.
(July 1, 2013 - 9:53 am)

No, we haven't. I often get overly giddy, though as to why, I have no earthly idea. I go through wild emotions for absolutely no point. I'm quite erratic in that way, though I can be level headed when need be.

Auf Weidersehen!!!!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Domination Europe
(July 1, 2013 - 7:06 pm)

Loyal comrads! Theo and I stumbled upon this wonderful idea. When last the Olympics were on, I remember watching, thinking, This must be a dream come true for these people. Well, why must it only be a dream for so many? Why can't there be more competitions for the common folk? The not-quite-so-athletically-gifted people?

And then we thought, WELL WHY NOT?! We decided, that once we Dominate the World, we shall make some more Olympic sports, where anyone can compete! And they shall not only be your average type sports either. There can be some of the most comical sports you have ever seen! It will give us such ample opportunity to delve into the farthest reaches of our imagination! Just think!

Thoughts? Ideas on what we could make into sport?

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ∞, Dominating Europe
(July 2, 2013 - 5:21 pm)

CALVINBALL!

Spamster in his spamster cage says mauf.  Like Maus, except with a lisp.

submitted by Gollum
(July 3, 2013 - 5:39 pm)

Everyone needs to play Calvin ball. I must agree.

submitted by Theo W.
(July 20, 2013 - 7:59 pm)