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So, World Domination!
So, World Domination!
Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.
So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!
submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
I think I might know whose side I want to be on now...
(June 2, 2013 - 8:04 am)
SOoooooooo my location is my team ship anyway.
P.s. Isn't it annoying when you have cookies on the computer so in the "Sammy" box, other letter combos come up?
(That was sooooooooooo unrelated, but that's kinda how I am.)
(June 3, 2013 - 1:39 pm)
We need rules. Rules are very nice. Some way of devising a conquering system and a way of winning the war. Do you have any ideas?
(June 5, 2013 - 4:19 pm)
Hmm. Rules. Also the title of a book, if anyone was wondering.
RULES quote:
Pantless brothers are not my problem.
(June 6, 2013 - 5:27 pm)
Rules is an excellent book!
(July 13, 2013 - 9:08 am)
I propose that the opposing team must give back any previously conquered territory, and each team begins at a certain point and must give an account of their attacking, because otherwise one team could just make a post saying, "We conquered the whole world" and it would be over and that wouldn't be any fun. I think we should start with clean slates on Saturday, June 15 with the team's starting point clearly stated on the "World Domination" thread, which should probably be no bigger than a state/province. Because we can't have someone starting with Russia and one person starting with Vatican City.
(June 7, 2013 - 6:09 pm)
Item 9 of 100: Rodney (or Spammy, Spamster, Yava, whatever the heck you call it). He/she/it may be able to confuse our adverseries with his/her/it's strange four-letter messages.
Speaking of Rodney, he says bbhx. Any idea what he means?
(June 5, 2013 - 6:36 pm)
I will join... Red! I was on his team for the first lemming war. Let the battle begin!
And, BHR, why exactly does your battle cry translate to "goodbye/see you again"?
(June 6, 2013 - 5:37 pm)
Haha! It's an inside joke for Theo and me. So we thought it would be funny to make it our battle cry.
(June 6, 2013 - 6:14 pm)
Plus it will be good bye to the other side! Ha!
(June 7, 2013 - 7:53 am)
Haha! Exactly!
(June 7, 2013 - 6:11 pm)
Haha! Theo and I, after much deliberation, have decided to conquer Neverland!!! Come good friends and followers! Help us continue our quest for conquering the world! Neverland is ours!!!
(June 11, 2013 - 3:26 pm)
It's not easy conquering a massive video based social network...
A recent report shows mass chaos in a small town that shall not be named. There were many mysterious figures there, inculding some floating steampunk clothes, men in yellow suits, and some mysterious rodents who seemed to we spying in the background. Who the rodents were spying on, it is uncertain. When questioned, the rodents simly formed a strange formation and dissapeared in red smoke. When the floating steampunk style clothes were questioned, they simply said in a mysterious voice "I have conquered YouTube. What've you done recently?"
The men in yellow were gone before they could be questioned.
So, enough said. We've conquered youtube. The clothes were me. I was invisible.
(June 12, 2013 - 3:12 pm)
Like Brooke, I shall be a shape-shifter! In a steampunk dress.
(June 14, 2013 - 4:26 pm)
And thus begins our long and noble conquest!
We shall start in... Canada! Because Canada is large and epic and has lemmings. And good music. And... well, why the heck not?
At 10:23 A.M. PDT, all lemings will leave Enackra through a door handily set up near Vancouver. They shall then storm the capital and the neighboring areas, causing everyone in Canada to go "Oh, not again!". I think the lemmings can take care of themselves and cause a great deal of havoc. At 5:14 P.M. PDT, Pochi shall go to the government to make them surrender British Columbia. I can't wait to see them surrendering a great deal of land to a little boy resembling a squirrel!
(June 18, 2013 - 11:57 am)