Ahem. General Gared I would like to join your army. No matter how important freedom, pi, and pie are, fanpersoning is 12.3 times more important. I have experience in taking over the world, which I have attempted to do already (mainly in order to stop my friend from doing so first,) and I also have a turtle army and a giant frog.

@HAB, I'm sorry about not having stated the RP factor. I actually had not intended that in the first place, I just let it go with the flow. After realising that's what people wanted, I decide 'Okay, why not". I do not believe this will be too intensive of a role play, just here and there, mainly in major cities.

Also, Team Fandom might choose to do their's differently, excluding the RP factor. It's up to Gared and you guys for that.

@Everyone, I have school and finals right now so I cannot be on a ton. Sorry about that! 

THIS PART IS FOR CAPERE ARMY ONLY:

@Lt. Embers in the Ashes, as painful as it is to say it, we cannot force them to give us their niffler *cries* I love nifflers. But we do stand for liberty, freedom. They have the right to keep Tent if they wish. If they want to lend it to us for transportation, battle, etc. then that's cool. But we have to keep to our code of honor.

@Kate the Great, thank you so much for alerting me about this factor! It could be a game changer, no doubt. Cheese... hmmm... Switzerland is known for their cheese. We should get an agent team to buy some of Switzerland's best cheese and have them meet us in Bern. 

Our boats arrive at Bern in the peaceful air of noon. At least, peaceful as it may be. The councilmen of Zurich are at my side, ready to talk their own government into joining us. So far so good, but I must say it drives me crazy not being able to understand German. Ah... how do I - we - know we can trust these councilmen? 

We unpack our boats and trudge up through the brilliant city of Bern. The president was already alerted of our presence, but not the reason. She meets us at the shore, surrounded by special protection officers. I shake her hand, smiling.

"Ah... Ms. President, I am pleased my people and I can do business with you," I say.

As usual, my confidence and peacefulness sets the woman at ease. elementgirl joins by my side and shakes the president's hand as well. 

"As am I. Although I must ask, what brings my men of Zurich here?"

"See, they have joined a revolution. Not against you, but against the whole world, a revolution - world domination - for freedom," Lt. elementgirl states.

This sets the president on edge, her eyebrows arch up in surprise and caution. I note her men slowly reach down for their concealed weapons. My troop does the same.

"We come in peace," one of the councilmen of Zurich says pathetically.

I facepalm. Literally.

The president explodes in rage at this, steps forward, and grabs me by the collar of my shirt. I swallow hard, eyes wide, and glance at Zeon, mouthing a key word. Launchers

"How dare you take my foolish men of Zurich of all places? That is my most important city! You're pathetic army will not take my country in this "revolution"! How dare you set foot in my land? How did you get here in the first place?!" The president growls.

"Ahhh that's a long st-"

The president drops me to the ground and signals to her men. They surround us, grabbing our shoulders and hands. I see Zeon slip out of the crowd and race off down the bank. Within a second he is gone, having transformed into a bug.

"Come on, madam," one of the guards says, pulling me along.

I hold my breath.... counting. One, two, three.... Four... Five... BOOM.

Within seconds pies are being launched everywhere. The men let my troop and I go in panic. Zeon and Dev race out with their troop of AEs, armed with nothing more than their famed pie launchers.

"INCOMING!" Dev cries, grinning like a madman.

Zeon races forward, lifts me off the ground, and laughs.

"I knew you'd need our pie launchers!" He says, grinning.

I thank him and cross my arms, staring at the shocked president.

"So... Madam President?"

"We'll join you," she says smoothly, panic covered up. "Just have your... friends stop with the pies. Please."

I hold my hand up and Zeon, Dev, and the AEs fall back.

"Like I said, I am glad to do business with you," I say, feeling victorious.

"Mhm," the president says, glaring at me. "As you say."

Ha Ha! General Ashlee, I can't believe we Just did that xD.

Connie says 'ovdr'. Over? Yes, we are taking over the world! 

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Fandom Army, our Capere Army would like to share to you some news. As you might have seen on the news from numerous reporters, Switzerland is now under our control. We will not give you our plans, but simply update you on our victories.

We await to hear what countries you dominate, Fandom Army.

FOR CAPERE ARMY ONLY:

@Army, do any of you have suggestions what country to take over next? I was considering some country close to or next to Switzerland just for the convenience and military support. But any ideas exactly what country? Thanks, and let's win this World Domination, Capere Army! 

Maybe Austria........

It is right next to Switzerland, and it is neither too big or too armed. They don't even have a navy, and thir air force and army are fairly small, compared to Germany, France, and Italy, the other three bordering countries. It's just a suggestion, but I think Austria would be our best move.

Your faithful Lieutenant,

elementgirl