WORLD DOMINATION

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WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

Wait, is this meant for Capere Army or Fandom Army? The only reason I ask is because I scrolled down to read the next comment and saw the word "Capere Army" but you said "Fandom Army" up top. Although I do believe you meant Capere Army.

submitted by Ashlee G. @Mei, age 15, Capere Army
(February 17, 2017 - 11:17 pm)

It was for the Fandom Army to not read.

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh) , Fairyland
(February 18, 2017 - 3:31 pm)

Ah, okay, that's what I was unsure about. Because originally I took it as basically, "For Fandom army, Capere Army do not read" in my head. That's why I didn't post for nearly two hours afterwards! That makes sense, though. And I do agree, you propose a brilliant idea that we should put in motion. I will lead the battle to Austria first, since I have a feeling the Fandom Army isn't all that active at the moment.

Once we at least get started, we can send side troops to get at work in Asia as you stated. 

submitted by General Ashlee G., Capere Army
(February 19, 2017 - 1:50 am)

Hi everybody... ummmm what's going on????? I've read some of the comments but am still quite confused. Can someone give me an overview on what's happening?

I think I will join one of the teams, along with Emerald and Ultron. Emerald has her army of Monty-Python-like killer bunnies (don't worry- they don't have to actually kill anybody, but they can be useful to cause mass chaos in a short amount of time >:]), and Ultron is a very good computer programmer. 

Byte says zano. I know, these threads get even more crazy each time someone makes a new one. :D 

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(February 19, 2017 - 9:50 am)

Basically, Jarvis, this is World Domination, restarted from a big one in 2012. Not literally (although we all wish), but more in a form of a "make-the-plans" and somewhat RP. Although it isn't a real RP, so I don't know how to describe it very well.

There are two armies who are trying to world dominate: Capere Army (mine), and Fandom Army (Gared's). There are also the neutrals, or rogues, who don't have an official army but know both of our plans and make their own moves.

You can join whichever side you want, and slowly but surely each army will begin to claim land. I suppose at some point, the two armies will collide and fight each other, but that hasn't happened yet. I hope this was all enough explanation for you, I know it's really confusing!

So, do you and your AEs wish to join our Capere Army? We are fighting for liberty, freedom for the countries and people from suppressing rulers, and the chance to be whoever they wish. With side benefits like Pi, pie, and the ability to roleplay in public without being looked at like you are crazy. xD

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(February 19, 2017 - 8:08 pm)

Please Jarvis, join the Capere Army. If the Fandom Army takes over, they will probably blow up the world, and your family and friends- all of our families and friends- along with it. It is up to us, the Capere Army, to stop them.

 

So please, Jarvis, join us. 

submitted by Lt. elementgirl, of the Capere Army
(February 20, 2017 - 8:05 am)

Why bother with petty morals? I say we destroy earth, and then rebuild it. We hide in my spaceship bunker, and then build a city out of the destruction.

submitted by Gared
(February 19, 2017 - 9:06 pm)

Ooooookay... seriously reconsidering my choice of sides now...

submitted by hotairballoon
(February 20, 2017 - 7:09 am)

What? Anyone who wants to live can, and will.

submitted by Gared
(February 20, 2017 - 12:07 pm)

LOL . . . this is World Domination. We're all evil here. 

But join the Capere Army anyway! 

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(February 20, 2017 - 1:57 pm)

Alright then, you can write about the battle in Austria. 

But since I'm the ambassador and have nothing to do, can I go over to USA and start to make an alliance/plan with the Americans?

(Oh, and we should probably keep the president as Obama instead of Trump to avoid offending anyone, Trump supporter or not.) 

 

We prefer the thread use a fictional president. That makes the most sense because the whole thing is fantasy.

Admin

submitted by Ambassador Mei-xue, Fairyland
(February 19, 2017 - 9:09 pm)

Sounds wonderful, I shall start writing the battle in Austria. And I believe you should go to the US to make a plan or form an alliance, for they have great wealth and power, which we could really use to dominate.

Good luck, Ambassador Mei-xue! 

(And yes, I agree. President Obama should still be in office for this) 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, Capere Army
(February 19, 2017 - 10:21 pm)

Wait, didn't see the Admin's comment. Mei, if you wish, you can come up with the US's fictional president. Although for other countries I am still using the actual presidents, as I have done thus far.

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(February 19, 2017 - 10:26 pm)

We land as expected in St. Polten, Austria, the day's sun just starting to rise. Silently, we hide our transportation - jets, dragons, and such - and set by foot, wearing classic disguises. For the girls, traditional dirndl dresses, and for the men their Austrian traditional clothing. While not everyone dresses as so, it would be enough to blend in fairly well.

Our troops split into three groups as before, the main division that elementgirl and I lead, the AE division that Zeon and Dev lead, and a secret division that St. Owl leads. There were smaller groups such as Ambassador Mei, heading to America, and so forth.

Within a few hours, the train screeches to a stop, the morning sun high in the sky. Snow gently layers the ground, the air cold against our breaths. Vienna, such a beautiful sight. Elementgirl takes the lead, pushing through the crowd. Our few people in the troop gaze delightfully at the winter festive sights. That is, until two men and a woman dressed oddly in all black step forward.

"Who are you?" the woman asks in rough English.

I glance at elementgirl who nods. "My name is Edith Roth, madam, and my friends and I came here on a trip," I say.

"What kind of trip?"

"Well, one of tourism of course!" Leeli exclaims by my side. "We think Vienna is the most beautiful city in the world."

"There are better places," the woman sighs.

I give her a questioning look, but returned instead with a grunt.

"Listen, this is not the best time to be visiting. We are on the lookout for possible intruders, and President Fischer said we are not to allow anyone in this afternoon nor the next.

"Even if we gave you pi?" I ask, smiling.

This time it is I who is returned with a questioning look. I click a button on a voice recorder attached to my belt. The voice of Mei rings out clear as ice as her recorded self recites two hundred of the pi digits.

"Please stop it!" One of the men cries, covering his ears.

"Huh? I think she sounds lovely," elementgirl says, smiling.

"No, no, no. She sounds fine, but numbers are terrible. Go, go, enjoy the city," the third man says. "Please just turn it off!"

I click the pause button less than half way through, and the three sigh. I quickly usher my group through, smiling to myself.

"Thank you, Mei," I whisper, grinning. 

As we quickly walk off, I cannot help but hear the woman call into her walkie-talkie. All I can catch is "intruders here" before we are running. 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, Capere Army
(February 19, 2017 - 10:52 pm)

I'm laughing so hard at this . . .

This is exactly what I'd do. XD

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh) , Fairyland
(February 20, 2017 - 8:53 am)