WORLD DOMINATION

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WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

May I join Capere Army? I have many ideas that may be quite helpful to you in your admirable quest to liberate the world. Although, one may ask, who rules the world after you take it over? That was not entirely explained.

While Mei acts as an ambassador to the US and the rest of you attempt to take over Austria, I think Ultron and I might tackle the internet. After all, you mentioned liberating oppressive countries, and many of those countries have firewalls around the internet to keep their citizens from seeing anything that might go against their propaganda.

Also, is it possible for us to take over fantasy worlds too, such as Hogwarts or Camp Half-blood? 

Emerald, Ultron, and I currently opperate from a remote island in Scotland. My killer bunnies are at your command!  

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(February 20, 2017 - 12:27 pm)

Indeed, we would appreciate your service to the Capere Army, Jarvis, Ultron, and Emerald! Taking down the firewalls of other countries is a brilliant idea, and I know you are more than up to the task. And your killer bunnies could be brilliant! Also, I do believe we can take over fantasy worlds if we wish, such as Hogwarts and Camp Half-Blood. 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(February 20, 2017 - 3:25 pm)

Yes, do that! But hold back on North Korea; if you can undo their firewall suddenly, perhaps we can coordinate an uprising to overthrow the Kims quickly. But I need America on our side before we can do that.

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(February 20, 2017 - 9:43 pm)

Gared, I know I have yet to post on your army. I have been waiting for battle orders, anything you give me. Yet I strongly disagree with your intentions of blowing up the world and letting us live. Are you insane, General? You said along with fandom you agree with liberty, as my CBer Ashlee does. I went on an entirely separate army than her and my brother to protect our rights of fandom. And YET you want to take away the liberty of life for others to ensure we get what you want?

Insane.

If you do not change tactics, I shall leave your army and join the independents, for they are brilliant. I know HAB is even reconsidering his being part of your army. I am sorry for my rashness, and I am slow to anger, but this is outrageous.

So do you wish to change your motives, General Gared? Or shall I be leaving to join the independents?

submitted by Quill, Fandom Army
(February 20, 2017 - 3:31 pm)

Ha, no. I can do this myself, and clone an army of me!

submitted by Gared
(February 20, 2017 - 6:58 pm)

*Eyes wide* What on earth did I sign up for? *Nervous laugh* Ahh... I shall be going now. Farewell, General Gared, and good luck dominating the world with clones.

@Scylla and the other rogues, may I join your side? 

submitted by Quill
(February 20, 2017 - 7:29 pm)

gared clones are terrible at taking over unless your in Star Wars 

submitted by Evan, age 10, Berkeley ca.
(February 20, 2017 - 7:32 pm)

taking over the world a. I have a whole note book on that but based on what I've read I'm with the independents

submitted by Evan f., age 10, Berkeley ca.
(February 20, 2017 - 7:41 pm)

Thank you for joining, Evan and Jarvis!

submitted by Lt. elementgirl
(February 21, 2017 - 8:50 pm)

Admin, did you delete my post? Why?

 

I'm waiting to here from an editor concerning part of it, some of the real names, which we may not want to have included on Chatterbox. This is a fantasy adventure. I won't hear yet tonight. Maybe on Wednesday. Thank you for your patience.

Admin

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(February 21, 2017 - 10:59 pm)

Okay, Admins! Thank you!

If those names aren't allowed, are we still allowed to invade Switzerland and Austria and Japan? 

 

I suppose generally in a fictional/fantasy sort of way, avoiding any horrible specifics.

Admin

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(February 22, 2017 - 8:43 am)

@Admins Sorry I sound impatient, and sorry to bother you, but Wednesday already passed. What did the editor say?

We're going to try to keep the World Domination a fun, fanciful adventure, avoiding serious, realistic subjects. So you comment was deleted. Try again.

Admin

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(February 23, 2017 - 8:28 am)
~Mei~
“This building is huge,” I say to myself. I’m taken inside, to where the president, the secretaries and chiefs of all branches of the military are having a meeting.
“As you all know, I am Mei-xue Li, ambassador of the Capere Army.” I say. “We are aware of your military struggles, and we have many magical weapons that could help you.” I start by leading them into what I want them to do. If I grab their interest, things will be so much easier.
They all look at each other.
“All your struggles with The Society of the Evening Star, your hatred of the Titans, of Voldemort, but no military power could tackle all those with only normal weapons,” I go on. “Think about it! Your well-trained military, armed with magical catapults, our air force, and even mythical animals like griffins! Together, an alliance would be unstoppable. The Society would be taken out incredibly quickly. We have computer hackers [Jarvis] on our side, and we know how much you want to liberate others.” I tempt them with what they want most.
“And to do all that, you need to sign a treaty with us.”
They talk amongst themselves for a while. “I consent,” announces the president to me. “Show me the treaty.”
I hand it to him. He reads it over, nodding. “I agree completely with this treaty, no revisions needed,” he says before signing it. I sign it, too, and we shake hands.
“The Capere-American alliance is in motion. We can discuss plans later,” I say before walking out the door. I need to bring the good news to Ashlee!
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submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh) , Fairyland
(February 23, 2017 - 12:47 pm)

Wonderful, Mei! We should consider telling the opposing army of our new alliance so they are cautious of attacking America. What do you think?

And I am sorry for not posting! I've been kinda busy, so I'll post the next part tomorrow. 

submitted by General Ashlee G., age 15, Capere Army
(February 24, 2017 - 12:08 am)

MEI I SWEAR YOU'RE MY LOST TWIN SISTER! I admit, I kind of freaked out when I read "All your struggles with The Society of the Evening Star, your hatred of the Titans" I also got Voldemort, but I'm not a huge Harry Potter nut.

submitted by Baby Fish, Capere Army
(February 24, 2017 - 10:01 am)