WORLD DOMINATION

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WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

Uhh *coughcough* who is to say we aren't doing it for real, Lightning? :P

submitted by Ashlee G., age 16, The Dreamer
(July 2, 2017 - 8:27 pm)

Of course I still want the position! What, do you think I'd betray you guys? I only do that to allies! XD

"Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." --Albert Einstein

 

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(July 2, 2017 - 5:10 pm)

The streets of Atlanta, Georgia, were humming with nervous activity. 

Giant screens had been attached to the towering office buildings during the war, so that the citizens could watch the latest developments unfold in real time. Right now, they were looping some elderly senator give a speech about how amazing the Capere army's victory was and how perfect the world would be now that the war was over. Most people believed that. 

Others, however, did not.

Autumn had heard of another army, one that was slowly forming under the spotlight. One that would use the wonders of technology to not only conquer the world, but to make it better, more innovative, and more free.

That had spoken to her. She had gotten tired of the Capere's speeches of peace and freedom, when really, true freedom would come through technological advancements. So now, she wove through the croud with her AEs in tow towards the great Atlanta airport. She had made contact with some Tesla operatives stationed in Paris, and had been told to bring only herself, her AEs, and a special debugged phone. As the trio made their way towards their flight, Autumn flipped open the phone, typed out a short message, and hit enter, sending it across the ocean towards whatever waited for them in Paris. 

We're on our way.  

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Ok, sorry HAB for stealing your prologue idea thingy, but you wrote one and then I suddenly had the urge to as well. Also..... I don't even know how much of that was accurate, and also it was very lacking in just about everything, but it was fun to write, so...... yeah.  

Luna says "vegm" Vegetable or vegan? I'd be very surprised if you were vegan.

*NO WAY. I HATE VEGGIES. #MEATLIFEFOREVER*

Oooooooooookkkkkk..... 

submitted by Autumn & co, age Classified, Preparing for war
(July 3, 2017 - 10:01 am)

Haha "tired of the Capere's speeches about peace and freedom" that's awesome. xD

Great prologue! Oh, HAB, you just started a new trend, I might write one now too.

submitted by Ashlee G., age 16, The Dreamer
(July 3, 2017 - 1:01 pm)

Yay! I have the second part just about done as well, aside from a few details, but I won't post it until everyone's ready and things actually get started. Spyro says I might be a bit too excited about this, but really, who doesn't like the idea of world domination?

Also, friendly reminder, any who feel out of place in either of the larger armies are free to join in our rogue group. We have vodka and highly questionable battle tactics!

Dolphin says "race." Learning new words every day, although I'm not quite sure what you're implying with that. Race for control of the world? Maybe. Dolphins are the superior race? Also maybe.

submitted by hotairballoon
(July 3, 2017 - 6:09 pm)

@HAB: I just have some questions, What is your rouge group like?  Is it like a regular army?

submitted by Treble Clef
(July 4, 2017 - 7:47 am)

Kind of, yes. We have a different ranking system that's more "pirate-y" and we are fighting for domination, but we often have to use different tactics because of our small numbers. Currently it's just Spyro and me but new recruits are welcome. More information will be disclosed such as our current position and where we plan to strike first if you elect to join.

As for weapons and technology, I haven't quite figured that out yet - laser pistols are a definite yes, but I was also hoping to recruit someone with a talent for taming and training animals so that we might have some sort of mounts or animal companions. I may just make Spyro do it since he seemed to fare alright in Mice's ski lodge, but I don't know yet. Ideas are welcome as long as they're not too overpowered or unrealistic considered our current numbers.

submitted by hotairballoon
(July 4, 2017 - 10:42 am)
submitted by POPPP
(July 5, 2017 - 11:16 pm)
submitted by Snap crackle TOP!
(July 6, 2017 - 7:38 am)
submitted by xD
(July 6, 2017 - 12:58 pm)

Hey Ashlee, should we go ahead and start before this thing dies? It's totally up to you of course, just thought I'd suggest in case this thing starts sinking ;)

submitted by Autumn@Ashlee, age 14, The world
(July 6, 2017 - 3:38 pm)

St.Owl spun around in her wheeled chair, facing the three AEs before her: Feather, lying sideways on a chair, annotating her dictionary; Dev, poking at a highly annoyed Clode; and Cú Chulainn, whacking a sliotar around the room and causing minor havoc. "Hey, guys. D'you remember that thing we did a while ago with Ashlee and everything? World domination or something?"
"No," said Feather and Cú together.

"YES," said Dev excitedly, bolting up. "Why? Are we doing it again? DO I GET TO HANG OUT WITH MY BRO ZEON?!"

"Sure," she sighed. "I've been invited to retake the position Second In Command in Ashlee's Capere Army. Dev, you've been offered a position as co-captain of the AE Division if you want to take that up, along with Zeon."

"HECK YES!" Dev screeched. "HOLD ON, I HAVE TO GET PACKED! FEATHER, WHERE'D YOU HIDE MY PIE LAUNCHER?!"

"As soon as I give it to you, you'll shoot at me!" she yelled back. "Ooh, bibliophile."

"World domination? What?" asked Cú, yanking Dev's pie blaster from behind a complete encyclopedia collection.

"We're going to fight to take over the world against - " St.Owl spun back to the computer " - Killim's Tesla Army."

"Oh, cool," replied Cú, shrugging. "Has Ireland been taken yet?"

"I don't thiiink so?"
"HECK YES! SIGN ME UP!"

Cú snatched her sliotar out of the air from where it was about to hit Feather, tearing out of the room to pack.

"And? Feather? You joining?" St.Owl asked.

"No. I'd rather read through this, thanks. Build a few libraries for me, though." There was a crash and a screech of violin music. "Oh. And burn Ireland to the ground."

"Oookay." St.Owl snuck out of the room. She had her own packing to do.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(July 6, 2017 - 6:54 pm)

Top

submitted by Top, age Top, Top
(July 10, 2017 - 1:00 pm)
submitted by DoubleTops, age ???, ACTIVATE!!!
(July 10, 2017 - 1:01 pm)

Top toppity top, top toppity top... (to be sung to the tune of Food, Glorious Food)

submitted by Top Singer, age Top HATS!, Toppington
(July 10, 2017 - 1:23 pm)