ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!

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ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!

ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!

They are nonexsistant!!! Who will join me in the battle against Team Zoodles? Unite, CBers!

submitted by Amethyst, age many years, anti-zoodles
(February 11, 2023 - 4:26 pm)

Help help help the last reply is by "Pro-zoodles"!!! But the Pro-zoodles, whatever they said, seem to have not had their comment posted yet. Therefore, whatever they want to do they haven't done yet, and I can undo it before it's even been done. Ha. The uses of Logic.

*attacks any stray zoodles that might have wandered in here by accident and removes them, quietly and tactfully, from the thread*

*also any members of Team Zoodle*

Whee that's gotten rid of!

Also, @Hawkstar, thank you very much for joining. It is appreciated.

submitted by Amethyst
(February 15, 2023 - 9:46 pm)

hi! I'd like to join since I'm a little worried that the zoodles are going to take over every corner of the CB... we have to fight back! I attempted to draw a mascot standing on a pile of vanquished zoodles just for the heck of it... I'm really bad at drawing but I tried my best xD

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submitted by Phoenix Tears, age 14 she/her, Revolutionary Grape Jelly
(February 16, 2023 - 3:12 pm)

That... is seriously amazing! :D I love the zoodle's eyes!

submitted by Hex, age marbleeeee, I shall wear midnight
(February 17, 2023 - 7:24 pm)

ANTI-ZOODLERS SHALL TRIUMPH

submitted by Hex, age terrified, STARPAP
(February 16, 2023 - 3:33 pm)

@Amethyst It seems that by removing the zoodles from the thread, you have acknowledged that they are existant. So you have already lost.

Also, the zoodles came back.

@Pheonix Tears, do not be worried about the zoodles taking over every corner. We will only conquer the corners which are appropriate for chaos, such as last-to-post and pie/hay/cookie threads. We will not overtake the wonderful ski lodges and solo writes and whatnot.

Buuutttt.. We will Most Definetely overtake all the ones that we appropriately can.

submitted by ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES
(February 17, 2023 - 9:48 am)

I peeked into the anti-zoodlers' thread and, gracious, the preparations going on!! I demand that we attack first, and as soon as I finish this post I shall attack there. You can follow me as you please, and we can discuss futher plans here.

@ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES: I am not accepting that zoodles exsist. But you might think that there were zoodles in the thread, and to dispell these doubts from your mind I banished the zoodles from the thread.

@Phoenix Tears: Sorry I didn't post earlier, just wanted to let you know that your picture is adorable!! :D

<enmnc> Yes, we're the enemies of the nasty cucumbers (she must mean zoodles), aren't we, Origami?

submitted by Amethyst, ALWAYS ANTI-ZOODLES
(February 17, 2023 - 10:07 pm)

TEAM ZOODLES, ATTACK!!

*banana cannon spews banana cream pies everywhere*

*one hits Amethyst in the face*

submitted by Suki, age haha, Anti-Zoodlers thread
(February 18, 2023 - 10:51 am)

Uh I will... That is my Anti Zoodles leader you just hit....!! You. Shall. Pay.

*loades a awesome gun with Extra Hot Hot Sauce*

*takes aim at Suki*

Oh wow your eyes just got wide! Which is a bad thing for you.

*sprays the deadly stuff in suki'd eyes*

Sorry I'm not sorry 

submitted by Hawkstar, age Many moons, Exploring the woods
(February 18, 2023 - 5:34 pm)

No you don't!

*Hawkstar gets buried in a pile of rotten bananas*

haha

Zoodlers, UNITE!!

submitted by Suki, age 13 eons, Nowhere
(February 18, 2023 - 11:59 pm)

Thanks, Hawkstar!

*wipes off bananas and banana cream*

*loads a cannon with orange juice*

Look out, Suki! All anti-zoodlers, unite!

(also I'm attacking the team zoodle thread at the moment, anyone want to help?)

submitted by Amethyst
(February 19, 2023 - 10:35 am)

Coming!

submitted by Hawkstar, age Many moons, Exploring the woods
(February 19, 2023 - 5:29 pm)

I have pomegranate grenades!

*throws pomegranates everywhere*

*Hawkstar and Amethyst are splattered with pomegranate juice*

haha

submitted by Suki, age haha, infiltrating thread
(February 19, 2023 - 11:18 am)

*LRZNAG fires in a full 4π steradians directions (math talk, all 3d directions), after I have been removed from the thread, attacking all anti-zoodlers, constantly avoiding Suki (my fellow zoodler on this thread) who is dodging the pies*

*fires all weapons developed on zoodler thread*

 

*fires all anti-zoodler weapons using my superior hacking skills*

 

ZOODLERS UNITE AND WIN! 

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin, attacking
(February 19, 2023 - 12:12 pm)

*teleports into thread and yeets banana bread at whichever anti-zoodler first reads this*

submitted by Darkvine, Zoodles forever!!
(February 19, 2023 - 5:14 pm)

*Turns all weapons on auto, allowing nothing to be seen but pies, zuchinni, noodles, and bananas*

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin, age haha, Zoodles forever!
(February 20, 2023 - 1:20 pm)