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ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!
ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!
They are nonexsistant!!! Who will join me in the battle against Team Zoodles? Unite, CBers!
submitted by Amethyst, age many years, anti-zoodles
(February 11, 2023 - 4:26 pm)
(February 11, 2023 - 4:26 pm)
You have already lost, acknowledging that zoodles exist. Now you must sign the Declaration of Zoodle Independence as that is one of the terms.
(February 28, 2023 - 7:06 pm)
y-you-you.. YOU EXPLODED PANGOLIN?!? NOOOOO!!!
(September 28, 2023 - 2:05 am)
We're still here!
YAAAAAAA!!!!
*throws as many pomegranate grenades as possible*
haha
(February 28, 2023 - 10:17 pm)
Chaser:
*goes to throw a pomegranite grenade* *discovers that I'm out of pomegranite grenades* *goes to fire ice cream* *discovers that I'm out of ammo*
Huh.
*holds ICG by barrel, uses as club*
That works.
*bsshhzt* Chaser to base. I'm out of ammo. I'll use my ICG to whack people in the head as long as possible but I expect to be captured soon. To quote the anti-zoodler Darkling: "It has been an honor." *bzzssht*
(March 1, 2023 - 7:53 am)
Grrrrr that's IT.
THIS IS OUR FIGHT SONG!
TAKE BACK THE CB SONG!
PROVE THAT WE'RE RIGHT SONG!
CAPTCHA says puaow! Like pow squash all the [nonexistent] Zoodles
(March 1, 2023 - 5:52 pm)
@GLT, our acknowledgment of zoodles is very complex so I shall call in Professor Sabius to explain. *old professor comes in and says: "According to the Laws of the Universe, if a thing is nonexistant, it can also be acknowledged to be existant, but still nonexistant. It is a nonexistant existant entity, and this is proved by the Laws of Perebecci which were in turn proven in 1312 by the renowned Italian scientist Giovanni Caruso."* So there you are.
@Chaser, I'm afraid you're right, you're soon to be captured. Armed with my trusty pikas, I have advanced upon you, and you are now surrounded by pikas (covered in armor, so your club cannot hurt them one little bit) and must surrender.
*sings CB anti-zoodler anthem*
We are the anti-zoodlers pom pom pom
We shall unite
We shall unite
And fight for what is right
And fight for what is right
Every day and eve-ry niiiiiiiight!!!
Yes, I'm not too good at songwriting, but it's just what came to me right now, and it's supposed to be silly anyway. All anti-zoodlers can make up their own verses. And I really think we ought to be going and launching that full-scale attack on the zoodlers' base. Amethyst assigned everyone to their posts a while back...
(March 1, 2023 - 9:56 pm)
Welp, I'll go down fighting.
My club can't harm them, but it still works as a baseball bat...
*grins evilly*
*picks up a pika by the head, tosses into the air, hits a home run on pika with a bat.*
I would never actually harm a living creature unless nessecary, so I'm glad to hear they have armor. But they make great baseball practice.
Like I said, I'll go down fighting.
(March 2, 2023 - 10:57 am)
ok so uh... I was bored so I wrote a silly little bit of music to go with Poinsettia's lyrics and now we have a whole, silly little Anti-Zoodle Anthem!!! Hope that's ok :)
(also I really don't want to fight in the battle so I'm hoping if I keep contributing to the Anti-Zoodle movement in other ways they'll let me keep my membership badge xP)
(hope I attached the file right. there's a lotta hoping going on in this post haha)
(March 2, 2023 - 6:06 pm)
Oh I love that, Phonix Tears! :) The music is perfect.
@anti-zoodlers: I think we should declare a truce for, idk, a day or two? I would like to parley with Darkvine about things like keeping zoodles off the Last-to-post.
(March 3, 2023 - 4:16 pm)
wow that's amazing, Phoenix Tears!
i'm fine with declaring a truce :)
(March 4, 2023 - 11:36 am)
Oo yay!
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