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ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!
ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!
They are nonexsistant!!! Who will join me in the battle against Team Zoodles? Unite, CBers!
submitted by Amethyst, age many years, anti-zoodles
(February 11, 2023 - 4:26 pm)
(February 11, 2023 - 4:26 pm)
*static noises from radio* Amethyst, *static* there is no need to remove *static* me from this thread, as I already have left the thread*static* and caused irreversible *static* damage to your *static* base *static*. (All the static is from the radio)
Here is my passport:
Zoodle passport
Name: Golden Lion-Tamarin
Age: 9
Team: Pro-Zoodle
This is legal permission to enter on both threads.
Also, Amethyst, you said that I had a right to launch a siege on this thread, which I did. Also, I connected all the weapons to power with a 60 QC charge (the QC means quetta-coulombs, or 10^30 C), and organized a rush delivery period for the Navy, Coast Guard, and Marines that cannot be overridden. The zoodles will do whatever their masters tell them to at all costs. Therefore, you are still in the chaotic damage.
(February 23, 2023 - 2:06 pm)
You see, the Anti-Zoodlers (which I shall abbreviate as AZ from now on) have not made a base, for to make a base you must post a map of it (it's only fair, we made a map, so if you want a base you must make a map too), so they have no base. No protection. They are easy pickings.
*bshhzt* Scuttles to all Pro-Zoodlers. I have armed many of my buggeee frens with some pomegranite grenades. They shall now proceed to drop them on the heads of any AZ. All PZ (Pro-Zoodlers), please watch out. Your proximity sensors built into your gear are tuned to the energy frequency of these grenades and will warn you of nearby ones. The AZ do not have the energy frequencies of these grenades and will not be able to sense them. Scuttles out. *bszzszt*
*a massive swarm of buggeees casts a shadow over the battlefield, and pomegranites begin to fall like rain*
Oh my. Perhaps I was a little overkill with the grenades.
(February 22, 2023 - 12:27 am)
A relief to see all the bestest of CBers here :D
(February 22, 2023 - 12:04 pm)
Okay. So, as someone or other stated, we can not give zoodles any traits or weaknesses. Which makes me unhappy because they MUST have some weakness. BUT. We do know that they like cupcakes. Echo H. definitely said so on last-to-post. So, what if... we lure them? With cupcakes? To some trap?
Or we could maybe drown them in butter, zucchini's good with butter
i dunno
i should probably go invade the magic room, I think that's where I was assigned..
(February 22, 2023 - 6:59 pm)
I am undaunted by your threats to my pika. You appear to be able to make the rules for your creation, zoodles; therefore, I can make the rules to my (creation?), pikas. This pika is extraordinarily large and fierce, and able to attack and eat any sort of snake. This also goes for the mongoose.
Also, @Golden Lion-Tamarin, your information is incorrect. We do not have (at any rate not yet) an Ammunition Room; our few weapons have been taken with us to the Team Zoodle base, to where I am returning immediately.
@Darkling, an excellent suggestion! We must try it.
(February 23, 2023 - 4:54 pm)
Amethyst, you do have an Ammo room--you assigned Darkling to it. I took over that when launching my siege.
(February 24, 2023 - 3:31 pm)
I'm joining! Down with zoodles!
(February 23, 2023 - 6:29 pm)
*bshzzt* pangolin to the pro-zoodle base, well would you look at that, I appear to have successfully infiltrated the anti-zoodle base. I'm currently in the kitchen -- I've just gotten rid of the anti-zoodlists' entire stock of pie ammunition. What's my next objective? Over. *bshzzt*
(February 23, 2023 - 9:29 pm)
*bshzzt* this is Darkvine to pangolin. exellent work, pangolin. next, try to sabotage the cupcake traps. good luck. *bshzzt*
(February 23, 2023 - 10:27 pm)
*bzzasshhttt* ahem I have hijacked the coms, hey, it's Darkling-- you may not have known this, but the anti-zoodle base is in fact a very nebulous thing, I am not sure it officially exists (as of yet we do not have a map, you see) and also it does not have a kitchen... I think you may have got someone's house by mistake... we'll let the police sort that one out..*bssxhzzhzh*
I am considering creating a map to level the playing field though (how oddly considerate, I'm suspicious of myself) but lord only knows if I'll ever get around to it
(if I have been misinformed on the whereabouts/existenceabouts of our base please enlighten me, fellow anti-zoodlers)
(February 23, 2023 - 11:34 pm)
*bshzzt* this is Darkvine. First of all, if the anti-zoodlers don't have a kitchen, how do they refrigerate orange juice or make cake? Second of all, Darkling, get off our comm system! *bshzzzt*
(February 24, 2023 - 10:30 am)
Darkling, sorry, but either you or Amethyst already assigned pangolin to the kitchen, so you do have a kitchen. We did get into someone's house--yours. As in your base for AZ (not Arizona, Anti-Zoodle)
(February 24, 2023 - 5:32 pm)
Er, not exactly? If you will look, pangolin was assigned to lay siege to the pro-zoodlers kitchen, not the anti-zoodlers. This was most likely a mistake because I think pangolin is pro-zoodler; I did not assign anyone to go anywhere.
Actually looking it's rather unclear whose kitchen it is and this is the stupidest thing I've bothered to argue about all day, ha
*explodes everything*
(February 24, 2023 - 8:36 pm)
A nice, simple solution. *applauds* And you've exploded the zoodles too!! :DDD
Yep, I don't believe we have a kitchen, because we don't have a map, so. If someone would like to make a map, that would be great... but then again it would mean potentially getting a kitchen invaded by pangolin, so maybe not.
(February 24, 2023 - 10:29 pm)
How sensible. Maybe we shouldn't make a map. After all, the anti-zoodler base is in constant flux, and maybe it's better that way? If we ever need a kitchen, we can make a kitchen. But as we currently don't, pangolin can stay trapped in the non-existant kitchen with their non-existant zoodles and their non-existant assignment.
And who needs refrigerated orange juice anyway? As Darkling was saying on Random Thoughts and Things, grape juice is better. (Not that I've ever had grape juice, but that's just a minor detail...)
(February 25, 2023 - 3:43 pm)