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Hello. I am here to take over the world. Please do not resist. If you resist you will be decapitated and / or eaten.
No, I am not just here to talk about books and smiley faces. I have been looking for people to recruit to my world-taking-over team. I need people who are both evil and intelligent, and I had heard that there are many people like that on this website. My investigations have proved that this information was correct. Would you be interested in joining me? When we succeed (as surely we will) I shall give each of you a country to rule over. Please respond.
Thank you.
submitted by ZNZ, age 12
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
Can I join too? I think I already asked this but it got deleted. Probably. And you should probably give in to me because I KNOW HOW TO INFILTRATE THE JELLYBEAN FACTORIES!!!!! Plus, you need to give me California. ;-) (I'm usually not this demanding) Olive wants the Home of the Olive Oddities, which is in Spain, so she technically wants that.
(March 13, 2010 - 11:20 am)
Sure, Alexa and Olive! We can always use more members. And, is CA technically a country?
(March 14, 2010 - 6:10 pm)
Oh, and how do you infliltrate the jellybean factories??
(March 14, 2010 - 6:12 pm)
*sighs* ZNZ u r losing followers. Can't you add in a bonus like, say, muffins????
(March 13, 2010 - 6:44 pm)
Good idea! Join my world domination team, get a free muffin!
(March 14, 2010 - 6:11 pm)
Ahem, it was muffinS not muffin and doughnuts might help,too ((im hungry)) what flavor of jellybeans r we using Evil Flavor, perhaps??
(March 16, 2010 - 1:58 pm)
Sorry I haven't been here in a while. :-| Anyways, I guess if CA isn't really a country, then I'll take... Hmm... I know!!!! China!!!! China has lots of power over material items. So if I own China, then I can implant evil microchips into them and make them control whoever looks at them. So then they can do my, *cough cough* I mean ZNZ's evil bidding! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
(and to infiltrate the jellybean plants, pose as a worker and unlock the doors when it's closing time so you can let the rest of us, ZNZ's evil minions, in to infiltrate the jellybean plant. Or, on Take Your Kid to Work Day, you can pose as a kid, and do the same thing as the worker would do)
By the way, ZNZ, what is this take-over-the-world-and-infiltrate-jellybean-plants-while-claiming-countries-for-ourselves-group called? :-P Olive says MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
(March 17, 2010 - 9:08 am)
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When do we start our evilness??? *rubs hands 2gether* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 17, 2010 - 4:45 pm)
H'm ... hadn't thought of that. Name suggestions, anyone?
(March 17, 2010 - 8:05 pm)
I want America, France, Holland and Sweden. ALL FOR ME *cough*
(March 19, 2010 - 9:14 pm)
JELLYBEANS BEING USED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!! COUNT ME IN! (p.s., I want the USA when we're finished.)
(March 20, 2010 - 3:26 pm)
A bit greedy there, Christina.
ZNZ, I want Nevada and Colorado. A small price to pay for what I have to offer: a job in a jelly bean factory. 'Sides, if you don't agree, I'll just have to initiate my counterplan which, terribly sorry, is cooler than those already posted. It involves babies, small fuzzy robots, staplers, Aragorn, Hedwig, and time travel, which means that it would beat your jelly bean plan, albeit by a narrow margin.
So hand over the deeds to my states, and I'll make the jelly bean call. Work starts at eight on the twenty-ninth of March. Best of luck, and if you play tricky, you will find Aragorn at your front door with his big sword thing. And while he's distracting you, the small fuzzy robots will take you down. All that is otherwise known as Be Good.
Cheers,
lavendershy
(March 20, 2010 - 10:58 pm)
Yeah, Christina, really. I applaud your instincts to take control of as much of the planet as you can, but you should leave something for the other supervillians to rule over.
Oooh, lavendershy, what's your counterplan? It's got to be good, because -- Small fuzzy robots! Hedwig!! Time travel!!! Aragorn (Melikes Aragorn)!!!! STAPLERS!!!!! I'm almost tempted to refuse you so I can find out what it is. But since you're offering me a job, sure! And what is meant by "playing tricky," hmm?
Anyhoo:
I, ZNZ, agree that, when Colorado and Nevada become mine, I shall hand said states over to lavendershy, in exchange for a job in a jellybean factory.
signed, ZNZ
(March 21, 2010 - 8:25 am)
Can't wait!!!!!!!! But I can't work that day................
(March 21, 2010 - 1:31 pm)
What exactly makes you think that I would reveal the inner workings of my mind to the person against whom they would be implemented, supposing, of course, that said person turns against me? And you wouldn't like Aragorn so much anymore if he did turn up at your door. I will tell you that Hedwig's part in the plan is finding people, like you. She's our guide, cause she can always find the, eh, target.
By "playing tricky" I mean attempting to go back on your word, take advantage of my soft-hearted-ness, *crocodile tears* or otherwise manipulate me, Aragorn (who, I warn, is not easily manipulated, due to the big sword), the staplers, or the small fuzzy robots. Not, of course, that I suspect you of such obtuse treachery, but it's best to take precautions, mm?
Hedwig will arrive in a day or two with the necessary information pertaining to your new job. Please alert me via this forum when you recieve the documents.
And if Hedwig does not come back, *finger slides ominously across throat* I will, after the jelly bean factory call, make the fuzzy robot call, so beware. Not, as I said, that I suspect you of anything, of course not. Only a warning to the foolishly inclined.
Wishing you long life and, eh, some degree of peace,
lavendershy
(March 21, 2010 - 7:02 pm)