Chatterbox: Down to Earth

CB CRISIS! CLICK HERE PLEASE!

Thank you.

You may be wondering why I've gathered you all here, and what the CB Crisis is. Well, take a seat in the comfortable conference room I've rented out. There are some plush chairs that change color on demand, and pie, jellybeans, and cookies for all.

The main problem: The Chatterbox is going through a drought! Many Chatterboxers have either....

A. Hit the road this summer

B. Realized they have no internet access

C. Left (???)

D. Signed up for camps in RL that overpower the Chatterbox

E. Forgotten about this place

Most of the regular people I see have stopped coming! Whatever happened to Vida, Koffee, Spencer, Cara, Smile, Laura, Kimberly, Paige, and others? THIS ISN'T GOOD! The only people I see who post daily now are Elizabeth, TNO, Princess.P, Analesia, and Tiffany! (Sorry if I forgot you.) The threads are dying faster and are getting less posts! There is still some hope, however! Please read the list below to get involved and save our Chatterbox!

1. Join the search party. An anonymous individual had the genius idea to dedicate a thread to finding and posting updates on missing people. To help out, use the link below:

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/chirpatcricket/node/90046

2. Use the power of persuation. If you know one of the missing people, email them, fax them, use morse code, call them, WHATEVER to get them back on. And if you've been missing for a while and are reading this, PLEASE get on! We need you!

3. Become a DTRA agent. The DTRA, or Dead Thread Revival Agency, has been running since May 15th of 2010. DTRA agents find cool RPs, RRs, and other threads, and then TOP on them like crazy until they move to Page 1. Although the DTRA thread is currently dead, reviving it could be your first project! Just visit the link below:

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/inkwell/node/67206

4. Make a sequel. Organize the threads from most to least views, and see which ones were most popular. I'm talking things like TCCP on Chirp at Cricket, HPRPs on Blab about Books, Debates, Pie Wars, World Domination, Wordy Gurdies, and Dreams on Down to Earth, Steven Sondheim, Song Lyrics, and Worst Movies Ever on Pudding's Place, and The Author Pairs on Inkwell. Then, try to make a sequel to that thread, and watch the people start rolling in!

5. Take the Thread Challenge. The Thread Challenge is the challenge of posting 1 new thread (or more!) every day in each of the catagories to revive them. Yes, even This Month!

6. Spread the word. If you care enough about this project, please paste the following on all your posts:

{]===~"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."~===[}

Once this gets published, I'll post the link so you can attach the link to this page on all your posts too!

Thank you. And remember: WE CAN CHANGE THIS! LET'S UNITE IN THE NAME OF THE CHATTERBOX AND ALL THE GOOD TIMES, RPs, AND PIE WE HAD. WE WILL DO THIS!

Spammy says pnrr. Pie and RR! GO SPAMMY!