CB CRISIS! CLICK

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

CB CRISIS! CLICK

CB CRISIS! CLICK HERE PLEASE!

Thank you.

You may be wondering why I've gathered you all here, and what the CB Crisis is. Well, take a seat in the comfortable conference room I've rented out. There are some plush chairs that change color on demand, and pie, jellybeans, and cookies for all.

The main problem: The Chatterbox is going through a drought! Many Chatterboxers have either....

A. Hit the road this summer

B. Realized they have no internet access

C. Left (???)

D. Signed up for camps in RL that overpower the Chatterbox

E. Forgotten about this place

Most of the regular people I see have stopped coming! Whatever happened to Vida, Koffee, Spencer, Cara, Smile, Laura, Kimberly, Paige, and others? THIS ISN'T GOOD! The only people I see who post daily now are Elizabeth, TNO, Princess.P, Analesia, and Tiffany! (Sorry if I forgot you.) The threads are dying faster and are getting less posts! There is still some hope, however! Please read the list below to get involved and save our Chatterbox!

1. Join the search party. An anonymous individual had the genius idea to dedicate a thread to finding and posting updates on missing people. To help out, use the link below:

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/chirpatcricket/node/90046

2. Use the power of persuation. If you know one of the missing people, email them, fax them, use morse code, call them, WHATEVER to get them back on. And if you've been missing for a while and are reading this, PLEASE get on! We need you!

3. Become a DTRA agent. The DTRA, or Dead Thread Revival Agency, has been running since May 15th of 2010. DTRA agents find cool RPs, RRs, and other threads, and then TOP on them like crazy until they move to Page 1. Although the DTRA thread is currently dead, reviving it could be your first project! Just visit the link below:

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/inkwell/node/67206

4. Make a sequel. Organize the threads from most to least views, and see which ones were most popular. I'm talking things like TCCP on Chirp at Cricket, HPRPs on Blab about Books, Debates, Pie Wars, World Domination, Wordy Gurdies, and Dreams on Down to Earth, Steven Sondheim, Song Lyrics, and Worst Movies Ever on Pudding's Place, and The Author Pairs on Inkwell. Then, try to make a sequel to that thread, and watch the people start rolling in!

5. Take the Thread Challenge. The Thread Challenge is the challenge of posting 1 new thread (or more!) every day in each of the catagories to revive them. Yes, even This Month!

6. Spread the word. If you care enough about this project, please paste the following on all your posts:

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

Once this gets published, I'll post the link so you can attach the link to this page on all your posts too!

 

Thank you. And remember: WE CAN CHANGE THIS! LET'S UNITE IN THE NAME OF THE CHATTERBOX AND ALL THE GOOD TIMES, RPs, AND PIE WE HAD. WE WILL DO THIS!

Spammy says pnrr. Pie and RR! GO SPAMMY!

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 8:54 am)

I'll do this. But I don't want to post the {]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

because I am too lazy to come here and copy + paste it onto my posts. Sorry. 

submitted by Olive
(July 23, 2011 - 11:17 am)

It's OK. That is optional. It's all optional. You get to choose what you want to do.

 

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 2:11 pm)

Now go to the top.

submitted by Olive
(July 23, 2011 - 11:18 am)

Here's the link you can add to your signoff:

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

TOP!

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

 

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 11:44 am)

TOP ALREADY!

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

 

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 11:45 am)

Top? Please? *makes puppy dog eyes*

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

 

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 11:46 am)

Come on, thread!

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

 

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 11:47 am)

Must I read you what Top means in the Chatterbox Dictionary??? *opens up Chatterbox Dictionary* *begins reading in a scholarly tone* Top. The command given to a thread when it is necessary for the thread to arise to the first page. THIS IS A NECESSARY SITUATION!

 

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

 

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 11:49 am)

The Mysterious Topping Noise. To the tune of The Mysterious Ticking Noise.

Hmm. What is that mysterious topping noise? Over here, over there, hmm. It makes me want to go to the top. Top, top, toppity top. Top, top, toppity top. TOP TOP TOP! Top, top, toppity top. TOP TOP TOP! Top, top, toppity top. TOP TOP TOP! Top, top, go up thread! Top, top, go up thread! Topper. Topper. Topper, topper, topper. Topper topper, toppity, ooh! Topper topper, toppity, yeah. Topper topper, toppity, jam! Topper topper, toppity.....

*WritingWarrior flops down at the keyboard, after being defeated by the Monster of Keyboarding.* 

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

 

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 11:56 am)

TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 23, 2011 - 2:12 pm)

Go WritingWarrior! Yes, we really need to save the Chatterbox! Here is what I will do/have been doing to help:

1. I have been posting on the "Missing Chatterboxers" thread.

2. I would try to get missing CBers back on, but, unfortunately, I don't know any in RL.

3. I signed up to be a DTRA agent, and I'm working on reviving the DTRA thread.

4. I will try to make many, many sequels (like I have been doing).

5. I will post as often as I can on current threads to keep them up and running.

Everyone-Please help keep the Chatterbox alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Princess P.
(July 23, 2011 - 3:59 pm)

Wait? What about me? I am here. I always post on about everything. Thanks. A lot. Of course I am forgotten.

 

You're not forgotten by me, Choco, So You Think You Can Dance? fan! That's the danger of making lists and the reason people usually add "and anyone else I might have forgotten." It's easy for the mind to slip, at least for the human mind. 

Admin

submitted by Choco, age 13, here
(July 23, 2011 - 4:50 pm)

I was forgotten, also Choco, but cut her a little slack.  It's kinda difficult to come up with a bunch of names of people you actually don't really know off the top of your head. :P

submitted by R~D~, age 15
(July 23, 2011 - 11:59 pm)

GRR! My brain is NOT happy today! *hands RD a coffee mug that says WA STATE BABY! on it in large letters*

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 24, 2011 - 10:51 am)

CHOCO! NOOOOO! How could I forget about you? :( *gives cookies*

{]===~Laughing"I am helping bring the Chatterbox back."Laughing~===[}

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/90663

submitted by WritingWarrior, age ???, Nowheresville
(July 24, 2011 - 6:19 am)