Odd Logic Club!!!

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Odd Logic Club!!!

Odd Logic Club!!!

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The History of Odd Logic

Odd Logic was invented by a pastor in 1984, to train the mind to think outside the box. It was brought back in 2010, as strong as ever, now with another purpose: to annoy all of humanity, confuse poor souls, and in the process, challenging even the minds of the brightest today in modern America. 

This is the one you should post on. You do not need to join, you just show up. Each week/two weeks I will post a new question, and you will answer it. It is very fun and helps with your creativity. Also, I will provide feedback to you on what you did well, etc. At the end of each week I will also post my own answer (and my little sister will post and answer too). Make sure to always say why something is happening! 

1.) If a boy did a boycott during the American Revolution, and at that exact same time a guy name Harold went to powder his nose, then what was the Queen of England's favorite color in January, 204 A.D.?

a. Purple

b. Eleven

c. Blue

d. Emerald Green 

e. Pickles

f. Potatoes

           g. If you have a different answer, type here↴

 

 

Tell us how you got your answer!

 

 

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle, age Unknown
(January 27, 2014 - 2:12 pm)

Daleks, because my TARDIS has just transformed into a talking cat.

submitted by Sir Doctor of TARDIS, age 12, Gallifrey
(January 29, 2014 - 5:37 pm)

Hmm... I see. The cat must've told you.

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(February 2, 2014 - 7:55 pm)

So, you guys have noticed that there was no queen in that era. My friend made this particular question up, and as she was writing notes in my Odd Logic packet that I gave to her with my answers, she wrote, "You may also want to come up with an answer for explaining why there was a queen of England in 204 A.D." That's optional, I'm just saying that it's funny that you guys noticed that :). Don't worry, another question (it will be WAY better) is coming soon! Also, remember to Be More Random (BMR)!

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(January 28, 2014 - 7:36 pm)

FYI.

I posted another (most likely better) Odd Logic in another thread! Have fun, it's less sloppy and there are three more questions (more open-ended than this one)! Challenge your creativity and help your writing!!! 

submitted by Quizzy
(January 29, 2014 - 5:03 pm)

The Queen of England (which wasn't England but probably a Celtic band or something), would be very particular and miffed about the American revolution, and be capricious. Very likely she would be inhaling a good deal of Harold's nose powder as well and would be very annoyed. So if she had a sense of humor and someone asked her what her favorite color was, she'd probably roll her eyes and say, "My favorite color is (G) red, white and blue. What do you think?!"

submitted by Everinne, age 14, England
(January 29, 2014 - 6:27 pm)

Ooohhhh! GREAT response, Everinne! I love it! You are very creative!!!!

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(January 29, 2014 - 7:21 pm)

Odd Logic! This looks FUN! I think I'll have a go...

Obviously, the queeen's favourite colour was pears (g), and I have two explanations for this, a long one and a short one.

Long One: Obviously, the boy was boycotting because Harold had stolen and then eaten his pears and Harold was powdering his nose to cover up the pear juice (they were very sticky and overripe pears) and the queen of England in january 204 A.D. was longing for some juicy pears so when asked what her favourite colour was she had been having a daydream about Harold and the boycotting boy and all she could think of to say was "Pears, but not too sticky please."

Short One: Since neither queens nor pears existed in England, January, 204 A.D., they are each just as likely to have been the favourite spice to put on pineapple sorbet of a guy named Harold who ate too many pears during the American Revolution.

And Therefore, the queen's favourite colour in january, 204 A.D. was OBVIOUSLY .... *drumroll* .... PEARS!!! 

P.S. Can we post our own odd logic questions here too? 

submitted by CaptainReed, age undecided, Harold's Kitchen
(January 30, 2014 - 9:49 am)

Sure! I'll Post some more, too. I made another forum with three more questions also. Great wording.

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(January 30, 2014 - 6:31 pm)

New Question:

 

If
you lost a piece of crispy bacon last Christmas, but you thought your
dog ate it, and a year later were looking for something, and the same
piece of crispy bacon that you lost last Christmas that your dog
didn't eat fell out of a box, what would your long lost sister be
doing?

 

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(January 30, 2014 - 6:33 pm)

She would be slaving away for an evil butcher to make the crispy bacon you are eating!

submitted by S.E.
(January 31, 2014 - 8:33 pm)

Your long-lost sister is not really your sister, but an evil turtle dressed as a cat, and she would be slowly morphing into a house.

submitted by Sir Doctor of TARDIS, age 12, Gallifrey
(February 1, 2014 - 3:01 pm)

@ Sir Doctor of TARDIS,

 

Great answer! I love how random it is!!! It totally makes sense. 

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(February 1, 2014 - 7:20 pm)

I have to give this a shot...

Hm, well it seems the bacon went through a time vortex, making it so that your dog never ate it and it went into the TARDIS without the Doctor realizing. Seeing it finally, he throws it to a dog, which just so happens to be your dog. And your long lost sister in another reality was taken by the weeping angels, so she doesn't exist anymore. 

submitted by Moss, age 13
(February 2, 2014 - 9:36 am)

Ohhh, creepy. Who are the weeping angels?

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(February 2, 2014 - 7:53 pm)

Oh, it's Doctor Who related. The weeping angels are stone angels, at least when you look at them. Then you turn away and they can move and transport you back in time (you may be a life source for them to survive) They suck out your life before you can live to the present day... 

submitted by Moss, age 13
(February 3, 2014 - 11:44 am)