Odd Logic Club!!!

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Odd Logic Club!!!

Odd Logic Club!!!

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The History of Odd Logic

Odd Logic was invented by a pastor in 1984, to train the mind to think outside the box. It was brought back in 2010, as strong as ever, now with another purpose: to annoy all of humanity, confuse poor souls, and in the process, challenging even the minds of the brightest today in modern America. 

This is the one you should post on. You do not need to join, you just show up. Each week/two weeks I will post a new question, and you will answer it. It is very fun and helps with your creativity. Also, I will provide feedback to you on what you did well, etc. At the end of each week I will also post my own answer (and my little sister will post and answer too). Make sure to always say why something is happening! 

1.) If a boy did a boycott during the American Revolution, and at that exact same time a guy name Harold went to powder his nose, then what was the Queen of England's favorite color in January, 204 A.D.?

a. Purple

b. Eleven

c. Blue

d. Emerald Green 

e. Pickles

f. Potatoes

           g. If you have a different answer, type here↴

 

 

Tell us how you got your answer!

 

 

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle, age Unknown
(January 27, 2014 - 2:12 pm)

Sitting in Hawaii and cringing because she is a vegetarian. She is in Hawaii for obvious reasons. P.S. thank you for this odd logic thread I know odd better than anybody (not so good with logic though). Thanks!

submitted by Katie, age 11, NH
(February 1, 2014 - 3:04 pm)

@ Katie

 

You're welcome. Feel free to add your own questions. 

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle.
(February 1, 2014 - 7:20 pm)

OBVIOUSLY, she is dead, and her ghost took the piece of bacon, went forward in time, and plopped it in that box. She is no doubt laughing at you this minute.

submitted by True
(February 1, 2014 - 6:25 pm)

Okay I think I'll try my own question! 

If a comet hit Earth, what would your uncle's cat eat for breakfast? 

submitted by Katie, age 11, NH
(February 2, 2014 - 11:17 am)

Hmm... well if a comet hit Earth, your uncle's cat wouldn't really have food. He would have died, therefore making so he had nothing (a.k.a. air) for breakfast.

submitted by Moss, age 13
(February 3, 2014 - 11:46 am)

Well, OBVIOUSLY, your cat would be waiting for you to pour her a bowl of milk. But, as the comet struck Earth close to where you live, the whole place is kind of amuck. Therefore, as you are also out of milk, you run into the street shouting, "MILK! MILK! I NEED MILK! MY CAT WILL DIE WITHOUT IT!" Someone runs up to you and hands you a strangely heavy carton of milk. You look at it weirdly, but think it must just have a lot of milk in it. Better for you, right? Well, maybe not. Because comets hitting the Earth correlate with the hair on your neighbors legs, and your neighbor loves to go hiking, the grass on all farms was also effected. And, you know who likes to eat the grass on farms? That's right. The cows! And WHOO makes the milk? That's right, the cows! So, as it turns out, when you poor the milk carton into your cat's bowl, a bunch of tiny little rocks fall out, and that's what the poor kitty has to eat. You stare quizzically at the carton for a moment, but laugh when you realize what a simply thing you had overlooked.

 

P.S., Great question, Katie! 

submitted by Madeline (Quizzical)
(February 5, 2014 - 5:53 pm)

Well, the long lost sister would very likely have been a ghost of Christmas past, and so would have put the piece of bacon (which had been lost in Ghostland, which was why she found it) in the Christmas box so that you would have something to open. 

submitted by Everinne, age 14, Ghostland
(February 2, 2014 - 1:38 pm)

I love it. Very creative.

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(February 2, 2014 - 7:56 pm)

You are a frog prince. You are waiting on a bus to get to your Pond/Castle. Suddenly a heroic and slightly stupid fly tries to save your life by trying to stop the bus from going over an edge of a sudden cliff that wasn't on the G.P.S. (Sadly that brave and rather stupid fly died-- it went and got smacked into the window.) With all of this said and done, what was President Fillmore's request to his best friend named Bart in the fourth grade?

I like my answer to this, but I'll post it a bit later. I'm busy with the superbowl. 

 

 

submitted by Quizzical.Zizzle
(February 2, 2014 - 8:12 pm)

Obviously, the president asked his best friend Bart whether it was really right for frogs to eat flies when the flies are always trying to save their lives, but that wasn't a request, so he went on to ask Bart if he would be so kind as to become a mapmaker when he grew up so that all the G.P.S.s would be right and no frogs or flies would have to die.

Of course, this is all assuming that the frog prince didn't live in a tree in the rainforest.... 

 

Here is a question that I haven't even made up yet, so prepare for total randomness:

If Beethoven decided to start learning how to play the banjo and Wordsworth was inspired by a very large, talking, intelligent raven, what was Robert Frost doing when he heard the song "Goodnight Irene" on a beautiful midsummer's eve? 

Yes, I am feeling inspired by poetry and music at the moment. (did you notice the "subtle" Shakespeare reference?)

submitted by CaptainReed, age undecided, Land of The Poets!
(February 5, 2014 - 3:29 pm)

He wasn't really Robert Frost, he was a Zygon, and he was busy tapdancing on the roof of an obscure temple in Ancient Moscow.

submitted by Sir Doctor of TARDIS, age 12, Gallifrey
(February 5, 2014 - 7:21 pm)

I wanted to know whether he stole the cheese in the lunchbox outside the 3rd grade room that seems like the right thing to be in pioneer times.

submitted by S.E.
(February 5, 2014 - 9:11 pm)

I wanted to know whether he stole the cheese in the lunchbox outside the 3rd grade room that seems like the right thing to be in pioneer times.

submitted by S.E.
(February 5, 2014 - 9:11 pm)

The only answer that is logical is g, white. Since queens did not exist at that time and white is not an actual color, this is the most logical answer.

submitted by Aparajita J., age 12, Sacremento CA
(February 5, 2014 - 5:36 pm)

If three French hens can only speak Italian, and all the bananas on Earth are gone, why did the chicken cross the road?

submitted by Sir Doctor of TARDIS, age 12, Gallifrey
(February 6, 2014 - 6:37 pm)