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Chatterbox: Inkwell
You wake up in the morning, a normal morning, just like any other day. Besides the catchup in your ears. That was new. Just then, you hear the doorbell ring. You open your door, look down, and there is a small Pug with a collar, and tag. The tag is blank, besides a note tucked in, you read it aloud:
"You lucky person, you! This December would you like too go too the Bahamas? Too bad, if you do, because I want YOU too come to my Arctic Hotel, Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times! Get ready to pack your bags and leave!
I know you, you don't know me."
Here the dog rolled her eyes.
"As I was saying, before that dog rolled her eyes at me," you gasp, "I know, shocking, right. I know when people interrupt. Anywho, as I was saying, I see your every move. However, that is not everything, I wish for you to return my message, at latest eight o'clock on December Fifteenth. You must be here on exactly December Twentieth; if you come any later, you will find that Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times, will have disappeared, from the face of the Earth."
You read the last line many times. "Disappeared, from the face of the Earth."? you asked.
The dog nodded. "It will turn invisible," the dog said
"WHAT?!?!?!" you asked "YOU TALK?!?!?!?!"
"Of course," the dog said calmly. "Oh, and there is more on the other side."
"Logic will be forgotten completely, no normalcy what so ever, people will die, for one of you is a murder, we will make you feel right at home. If you die, please, ask the murderer to kindly cleanup the bloody mess; my Maid, Gwenie, never cleans things up.
Signed,
THE SINISTER KEEPER."
"My owner, the Sinister Keeper asked me to pick up from here.
'I will pick people out of the, DOOMS DAY ICE BOWL daily! The one left at the end, is the MURDERER, to come sign this.'' " The dog stops and hands you a Form, " 'It's just a few kinks that need working out.
PS, this is not optional, you must come. All things will be charged to John F.Q. '
Welp, that's it!" the dog said, as she poofed out of sight.I
You look at the Form, it said the following:
'I __________,
Will not hold;
Death by: Pillow Riding,
Pillow by: Death Riding,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows,
Flying Penguins,
etc,
Agents the Sinister Keeper
Signed,
___________
*You may hold all things agents Maid Gwenie, she has been to jail many times.
**Ghosts can dream, and hallucinate, however, only Alter-Egos can see them.
***Cappies may stow away.
****POOFF!!
Please RSVP,
Thank you,
You will die,
Sinister Keeper.'
You read, and re-read,
You must go too Hotel, Happy, Sunshine, Good Times.
submitted by The Sinister Keeper
(November 24, 2014 - 4:49 pm)
(November 24, 2014 - 4:49 pm)
Seeing as you've put quite a bit of effort into this and only copied a few things, I won't hold it against you. As long as you don't copy anything else. (In which case, I will hire a bounty hunter . . . (Just kidding! But seriously . . . )) Anyways, I haven't got time to join this, but I hope enough people join so that you can prove your worth!
Sincerely,
The Ominous
(November 24, 2014 - 6:50 pm)
My dear friend, The Ominous,
When my little hotel came along, I was not thinking of your Co. RMS.
Thank
you for not sending a Bounty Hunter to kill me, or I would have to kill
you in your sleep(Just kidding, no hard feelings, right?), however, I
shall credit you and TON.
(This was based off the Ski Lodge and The RMS Co. No hard feelings, here!)
Anywho,
Thank you, for letting me prove my worth,
See you at tea time!
Sinisterly, oops, I mean,
Sincerely,
-The Sinister Keeper
(November 25, 2014 - 9:34 am)
Top!
(November 24, 2014 - 6:52 pm)
TOP! Pease? Go Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times!
(November 24, 2014 - 8:23 pm)
TOP!
(November 25, 2014 - 9:10 am)
Hallo! Come on. You must come to Hote, Happy, Sunshine, Good Times... or else...
(November 25, 2014 - 6:08 pm)
I'm signing up!
(November 26, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
All right all right I'll go.......
(November 26, 2014 - 7:47 pm)
All right then. You really had no choice, anyway. Welcome aboard!
(November 26, 2014 - 11:19 pm)
;)
(November 27, 2014 - 7:39 am)
Count me in!!
* stuffs pink fluffy unicorn, rainbows, bottles of Syurp, and pancake mix into bag*
(November 27, 2014 - 9:03 am)
Fine, fine. Good response.
(November 27, 2014 - 3:34 pm)
Yay!
(November 28, 2014 - 9:33 am)
Tell your friends to check the front door!
(November 28, 2014 - 9:53 pm)
Random update, just for fun:
You open your front door, seeing a freakishly adorable Girl Scout. She offers you cookies; you cannot resist, however they cost, fifteen thousand dollars. "Eh, I'll just charge CaptainRead!" you mutter two yourself. The girl leaves, with a check. You open the box of cookies, take a MinnieMint, bite in, and *poof* you are in an alley, trying to get home.
There, now, tell me, you are joining, or else...haha HAHA!
(November 30, 2014 - 11:31 pm)