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Chatterbox: Inkwell
You wake up in the morning, a normal morning, just like any other day. Besides the catchup in your ears. That was new. Just then, you hear the doorbell ring. You open your door, look down, and there is a small Pug with a collar, and tag. The tag is blank, besides a note tucked in, you read it aloud:
"You lucky person, you! This December would you like too go too the Bahamas? Too bad, if you do, because I want YOU too come to my Arctic Hotel, Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times! Get ready to pack your bags and leave!
I know you, you don't know me."
Here the dog rolled her eyes.
"As I was saying, before that dog rolled her eyes at me," you gasp, "I know, shocking, right. I know when people interrupt. Anywho, as I was saying, I see your every move. However, that is not everything, I wish for you to return my message, at latest eight o'clock on December Fifteenth. You must be here on exactly December Twentieth; if you come any later, you will find that Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times, will have disappeared, from the face of the Earth."
You read the last line many times. "Disappeared, from the face of the Earth."? you asked.
The dog nodded. "It will turn invisible," the dog said
"WHAT?!?!?!" you asked "YOU TALK?!?!?!?!"
"Of course," the dog said calmly. "Oh, and there is more on the other side."
"Logic will be forgotten completely, no normalcy what so ever, people will die, for one of you is a murder, we will make you feel right at home. If you die, please, ask the murderer to kindly cleanup the bloody mess; my Maid, Gwenie, never cleans things up.
Signed,
THE SINISTER KEEPER."
"My owner, the Sinister Keeper asked me to pick up from here.
'I will pick people out of the, DOOMS DAY ICE BOWL daily! The one left at the end, is the MURDERER, to come sign this.'' " The dog stops and hands you a Form, " 'It's just a few kinks that need working out.
PS, this is not optional, you must come. All things will be charged to John F.Q. '
Welp, that's it!" the dog said, as she poofed out of sight.I
You look at the Form, it said the following:
'I __________,
Will not hold;
Death by: Pillow Riding,
Pillow by: Death Riding,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows,
Flying Penguins,
etc,
Agents the Sinister Keeper
Signed,
___________
*You may hold all things agents Maid Gwenie, she has been to jail many times.
**Ghosts can dream, and hallucinate, however, only Alter-Egos can see them.
***Cappies may stow away.
****POOFF!!
Please RSVP,
Thank you,
You will die,
Sinister Keeper.'
You read, and re-read,
You must go too Hotel, Happy, Sunshine, Good Times.
submitted by The Sinister Keeper
(November 24, 2014 - 4:49 pm)
(November 24, 2014 - 4:49 pm)
Yes, she can. I sent a dog out late. Alright? I don't get enough sleep at night! Don't judge...
(December 24, 2014 - 12:31 am)
Dear CB-ers,
I will post every day- my time. Every day, is about once a week your time. I'm writing a Holiday Special, however, I'm not done yet.
(December 25, 2014 - 3:00 pm)
~Day 2~
Poor Jocelyn (Joss, that's you, right?), she died a good death. Not really, a good, death. Just a death.
Sparkling Cider, Brown Paper Packages, Tied Up With Strings, are the Cb-ers' favorite thing. Especially at Holiday Times. A large gift, addressed too, "Joss", Love, "Mummy". sat in the Linen Closet. Don't ask me why she was in the Linen Room! Gosh, some people!
"Hmm, whats this?" she asked herself, "from.. Mummy? Ohh! I miss Mummy! What did she get me?" She opened the gift. First off, if you are away from home, and you see a gift in the Linen Room, nobody goes in, and even if it's from Mummy, DO NOT OPEN IT!!
Out from the box, jumped ___________! Oh darn! It won't let me write their name! Well, on with the story.
"Why are you in the box my Mummy sent me, __________?" Joss asked
_________, laughed like a psychopath, "I'm afraid, "Mummy's present", will halve to wait."
"Whaa--- Whyyyyyy---?" she said in her last breath.
"Mwahahahahahahha!"
Mwhahahahahahhaha! I love this job!
~~Back at the party~~
"I wish Blast were here..." MP, said, "Why isn't she here, Sinister?!"
She has been, detained, she is sick. Truth be told she is in an insane asylum.
"Oh, okay, makes sense."
"Any one seen Squeak?" Danie asked
"Look on the wheal," Squeak said, sarcastically.
"Oh thanks, mister! Hi Squeak, there you are! Assemble pies!"
"Pumpkin?"
"Oh yeah!"
"POOF!!!!!" Poofer screamed.
~~Other conversation~~
"So then I said, 'Man! Teresa, you’re so lucky! I always wanted to die by a firecracker!'." BHR said again.
"Uhuh. We were there, remember?" was the remark Cori gave.
"Oh, haha, right."
"This is a Ski Lodge conference call, after all," T.O.N. said from Speaker Phone.
"Oh, it is? Right! Hi Fep!"
"Hi," Fep said, before hanging up.
~~Other conversation~~
"Ellie go away! Maple and I are playing Minecraft! Holiday Edition!"
"Oh, fine!" Ellie said, stomping away.
~~Other conversation~~
"Yeah! we are being sooooo, bad! Watching a PG movie, WITH OUT A PARENT!!" Ellie said- after stomping away.
"I know! SUPER BAD!! HAHA!" commented LS, putting in the disc 101 Dalmatians.
"Ahhhhh! Turn it off! That lady is creepy!"
~~Other conversation~~
"...Then you freeze, like this!" Brooke said, freezing a glass of water.
"Let me try!" called Curio. "So like this?"
"No. Like-" she didn't finish, before an ice cream bucket
fell on her head.
The sad thing is, no one even noticed, Joss was dead.
Rest In Pieces Joss, Rest in Pieces.
~
Sorry, that's all for now!
(December 25, 2014 - 4:06 pm)
Wow. *Poof funeral for Joss*
(December 26, 2014 - 9:38 am)
Is now a good time to join? *checking my watch*
(December 26, 2014 - 11:34 pm)
Nope. Sorry Charlie.
(December 27, 2014 - 1:19 pm)
That's okay Benjamin.
(December 27, 2014 - 6:19 pm)
My my my. I haven't even noticed! Oh Joss died. Poor Joss....
I'm still attached to the wheel. Everyone else totally forgot about me. I hear a square pig snorting in the distance. Either someone is playing minecraft, or Danie got hold of a square mold. Probably the latter.
I hear roaring above my head and notice as my hair turns into toast. Literally. Soon Danie yells out and everyone is eating my hair.
"Well, at least it'll grow back in about ten seconds with my MAGIC RAYGUN!!!" Danie says in muffled puffs. I feel my hair grow back.
This process repeats for 10 more times.
This process repeats for 10 more times.
This process repeats for 10-
You get the point.
(December 28, 2014 - 8:47 pm)
You know, I do play Minecraft. I will go do that soon.
(December 30, 2014 - 11:23 am)
TOP!!!!!!!!! Top, top, T-O-P, top!!!!!!!!!!!
(December 31, 2014 - 9:07 pm)
TOP! TOP!!!!!!
(January 13, 2015 - 12:04 am)
¡TOP! POKE!TOP!
(January 13, 2015 - 12:06 am)