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You wake up
You wake up in the morning, just an ordinary morning. Except your parents aren't there. That's abnormal. But you ignore it, because that isn't part of what's about to happen to you and is mostly irrevalent. So ignore that part for now.
You are eating breakfast (I don't care what you're eating, you choose) when the doorbell rings. You run over to open it.
Your best friend is there, but she's acting a little weird. Her movements are stiff and robotic. You ignore that too.
"Guess what!" she says. "This weird dude in a big cloak and a hood ((as you could have guessed, that's me)) told me to give this to you!"
She holds a piece of paper out. This is what you read:
Dear random person/stranger,
Hello, and be happy you got this invitation! You are now going to be going on a quest! (now that you've opened this paper, you have no choice. Sorry.)
This quest will include many different sections, and the last one is impossible! You will all die! (Yep, you still have to go. Sorry.)
Most of your valient efforts will be to restock the Magical Market (look for it at the CaC). Have lots of fun-- while you still can!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Signed,
No One
P.S: Did you like my robotic duplicate? You're next!
P.P.S: I'm holding one of your fellow CBers hostage. Your first challenge will be to get her back-- after you figure out who she is, of course!
P.P.P.S: Yeah, I'm holding your parents hostage too.
You stare at the paper in your hands for a while, trying to think what you should be thinking. After all, there are a million things you could be thinking.
But one thing is for sure. You are going on a quest where you will die, and you have no choice but to go on it.
submitted by No One, Nowhere
(March 10, 2015 - 5:31 pm)
(March 10, 2015 - 5:31 pm)
Sounds fun!
(March 10, 2015 - 8:35 pm)
Packs dagger, ambrosia and cliff bars in satchel.
You better not have Queen Elizabeth!!!!!! Or Cloudy Dweller!!!!!! Or Winter Firefly!!!!!!! Or... um... You get the idea.
(March 11, 2015 - 8:48 am)
It is not Cloudy Dweller or Queen Elizabeth.
P.S: Did I mention that if you figure out who I have imprisoned you can escape?
(March 11, 2015 - 4:19 pm)
*grabs Lord of the Rings cloak and Harry Potter wand* *puts on purple flower crown* *eats note*
OFF TO SAVE THE WORLD
(March 11, 2015 - 9:51 am)
Okaaaay... sure.
(March 11, 2015 - 10:00 am)
WHY DID I OPEN THIS NOTE GOSHDANGIT!
Oh, well. At least I can cross "rescue all of humanity" off the bucket list. If I ever live long enough to cross it off, anyway...
Packing a dozen large gluten-free pizzas (a girl's gotta eat), a pocket knife that also extends into a sword (you can't kill me if I kill you first), and, um, sunglasses. Hey, I don't know where this quest is gonna be, and who can even fight well with the sun in their eyes anyway?
(March 11, 2015 - 11:40 am)
WHY DID I OPEN THIS?!?!
But I'm coming, cuz it sounds interesting and also because, duh, I have to. So, I'm bringing my portable oven, (who knows? We may have to cook in the wilderness! *shudder*) and a number of other things. I have two requests. If you do not follow them I am leaving. Somehow. Don't ask. Anyway;
1. Do. Not. Allow. Any. Alter Egos. In. This. Story. Period.
2. Put me in the same room as Nora The Singer. =)
There. That's all. Let's go to the rescue!!
(March 11, 2015 - 1:32 pm)
Why did I open this?! Oh, well, I'm joining.
I will bring food and books. And my cat. But she won't be happy about it.
(March 11, 2015 - 2:50 pm)
NOOoo!
*start begging, cajoling, threatening, etc.*
(March 11, 2015 - 9:01 pm)
Nods just as stiffly. "K, I'll go." Thoughts: EPIC! Awesome! I could die! Awesome!
(March 11, 2015 - 4:12 pm)
I'll do it.
(March 11, 2015 - 4:13 pm)
Packing:
Tents, sleeping bags, voodoo doll materials, dental hygiene stuff, hair stuff, clothes, glasses, iPad, rope, nails, lead pencils, extra lead, cursed diary, matches, invisibility cloak, knives, ultrasound generators, laser alarm system, cake, Uncrustables, sonar, scuba gear, duct tape, hoverboard, flashlights, batteries, plastic bags, stuffed animals, needle and thread, Fruit Basket, fruit baskets, paper cups, beef jerky, instant ramen, pie, pad Thai, montih (an Uzbeki steamed dumpling) unlimited summoner, Chinese food unlimited summoner, water unlimited summoner, candy unlimited summoner.
(March 11, 2015 - 5:35 pm)
Please, please, please leave Agent Nightcat at home. I really don't want this story to be cluttered with craziness the same way The Sinister Keeper's thread is. I'm sorry,but it drives me insane. I left my alter ego at home, please do that too. =)
(March 11, 2015 - 8:56 pm)
PLLLEEAAAAASSSEEE TAKE USSS!! WE PROMISE WE'LL BE GOOD! PLEASE PLEASE!
(March 12, 2015 - 12:02 am)
Alright.
(March 12, 2015 - 12:03 am)