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You wake up
You wake up in the morning, just an ordinary morning. Except your parents aren't there. That's abnormal. But you ignore it, because that isn't part of what's about to happen to you and is mostly irrevalent. So ignore that part for now.
You are eating breakfast (I don't care what you're eating, you choose) when the doorbell rings. You run over to open it.
Your best friend is there, but she's acting a little weird. Her movements are stiff and robotic. You ignore that too.
"Guess what!" she says. "This weird dude in a big cloak and a hood ((as you could have guessed, that's me)) told me to give this to you!"
She holds a piece of paper out. This is what you read:
Dear random person/stranger,
Hello, and be happy you got this invitation! You are now going to be going on a quest! (now that you've opened this paper, you have no choice. Sorry.)
This quest will include many different sections, and the last one is impossible! You will all die! (Yep, you still have to go. Sorry.)
Most of your valient efforts will be to restock the Magical Market (look for it at the CaC). Have lots of fun-- while you still can!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Signed,
No One
P.S: Did you like my robotic duplicate? You're next!
P.P.S: I'm holding one of your fellow CBers hostage. Your first challenge will be to get her back-- after you figure out who she is, of course!
P.P.P.S: Yeah, I'm holding your parents hostage too.
You stare at the paper in your hands for a while, trying to think what you should be thinking. After all, there are a million things you could be thinking.
But one thing is for sure. You are going on a quest where you will die, and you have no choice but to go on it.
submitted by No One, Nowhere
(March 10, 2015 - 5:31 pm)
(March 10, 2015 - 5:31 pm)
(super alpha charges staff)
Masked Piester is coming. I don't care if I have to chain her. She's coming. Agent and Devil shouldn't get more than she gets.
MP: YEAAAAAAAAH MOUNTAIN DEEEEEEEWW-
On second thought, maybe I should just tie her to a tree.
(March 15, 2015 - 4:40 pm)
?? I said SAINT Owl, not Devil Owl. Devil Owl is too hyper to join! And so is MP! I ban MP!
*Masked Piester is teleported to another dimension*
I promise you, she will be happy there.
(March 15, 2015 - 6:37 pm)
Meepie meep meep.
Joinin'... unless I'm held hostage...
(March 15, 2015 - 1:55 pm)
If you were the hostage, you would know!
P.S: Think about it. She would have TOTALLY joined by now!
(March 15, 2015 - 4:01 pm)
WINTER FIREFLY!
(March 15, 2015 - 8:17 pm)
NO!
(March 16, 2015 - 3:02 pm)
Umm. Let's see...
(March 15, 2015 - 8:18 pm)
I guess I have to join.... I am bringing a magical ring. With it, I can make anything appear if I want. Are you Ellie? Young Writer? Wait, I think she's joined... Well, are you St.Owl? J.B.E? Sinsiter Keeper? The Omnious? Maple Syrup? Immortal? Air? Somebody who cares? Lyra? Indigo? WHO?!?! (P.S. Did I guess right? Oh wait, I want to guess a few more people...) Are you the Immrtal? Musical Topper? Foxglove? Carolion K? Alias? (Now did I guess right?)
(March 16, 2015 - 5:38 pm)
You named me, but because you said a bunch of random names it doesn't count.
You just got a hint, guys! The hostage is one of the people Joss named, and I am one of the people Joss named!
(March 16, 2015 - 7:27 pm)
Umm... I'm not No One. My whole name implies I am SOMEBODY, and not nobody. And Who cares isn't a part of my name, I write it in the age blank as in WHO CARES how old I am. Just another mechanism to avoid revealing info.
(March 16, 2015 - 8:06 pm)
To the Star Wars theme:
TOOOP TOOOP TOPTOPTOPTOOOOP TOP TOPTOPTOPTOOOOP TOP TOPTOPTOPTOOOOP
TOOOP TOOOP TOPTOPTOPTOOOOP TOP TOPTOPTOPTOOOOP TOP TOPTOPTOPTOP
And for good measure, to Vader's theme:
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOPTOP TOP TOPTOP
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOPTOP TOP TOPTOP
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOPTOPTOPTOP TOP TOP
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOPTOP TOP TOPTOP
So... many... tops... making... me... dizzy.
(March 22, 2015 - 7:32 pm)
To the tune of Down by the Bay (Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow...):
TOP TOP TOP TOOOP (Down by the bay)
TOPTOPTOPTOPTOPTOP TOOOP (where the watermelons grow)
TOPTOPTOP TOOOOP (back to my home)
TOPTOPTOP TOOOP (I dare not go)
TOP TOP TOP TOOOOP (For if I do)
TOP TOPTOPTOP TOOOOP (my mother will say)
TOPTOPTOPTOPTOPTOPTOP (did you ever see a whale)
TOPTOPTOPTOPTOP (with a polka-dot tail)
TOP TOOOOP TOP TOP (down by the bay)
(March 22, 2015 - 11:58 pm)
Okay. Let's start.
Because your first mission is to figure out who I have captured-- and rescue her-- and because you have not figured it out yet, I must give you a hint.
She has TWO alter egos. Both have not joined.
(March 23, 2015 - 2:58 pm)
OH NO!! IT'S ST. OWL!!
Cookie says prkt. Parakeet? No, it's an owl!!
(March 23, 2015 - 4:37 pm)
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
YES, I HAVE CAPTURED YOUR BELOVED FRIEND ST.OWL! NOW, LET ME REVEAL:
*pulls back a curtain*
*All the CBers look in anguish and awe as they see St.Owl trapped in a magic-proof cage, wings chained behind her back, and dangling over a large lava pit with firesnakes*
YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE IS TO RESCUE HER!
*I pull a chain and she falls a few feet downwards*
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, SHE MIGHT JUST... FLOP.... INTO THE LAVA!
(March 23, 2015 - 6:11 pm)