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You wake up
You wake up in the morning, just an ordinary morning. Except your parents aren't there. That's abnormal. But you ignore it, because that isn't part of what's about to happen to you and is mostly irrevalent. So ignore that part for now.
You are eating breakfast (I don't care what you're eating, you choose) when the doorbell rings. You run over to open it.
Your best friend is there, but she's acting a little weird. Her movements are stiff and robotic. You ignore that too.
"Guess what!" she says. "This weird dude in a big cloak and a hood ((as you could have guessed, that's me)) told me to give this to you!"
She holds a piece of paper out. This is what you read:
Dear random person/stranger,
Hello, and be happy you got this invitation! You are now going to be going on a quest! (now that you've opened this paper, you have no choice. Sorry.)
This quest will include many different sections, and the last one is impossible! You will all die! (Yep, you still have to go. Sorry.)
Most of your valient efforts will be to restock the Magical Market (look for it at the CaC). Have lots of fun-- while you still can!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Signed,
No One
P.S: Did you like my robotic duplicate? You're next!
P.P.S: I'm holding one of your fellow CBers hostage. Your first challenge will be to get her back-- after you figure out who she is, of course!
P.P.P.S: Yeah, I'm holding your parents hostage too.
You stare at the paper in your hands for a while, trying to think what you should be thinking. After all, there are a million things you could be thinking.
But one thing is for sure. You are going on a quest where you will die, and you have no choice but to go on it.
submitted by No One, Nowhere
(March 10, 2015 - 5:31 pm)
(March 10, 2015 - 5:31 pm)
Don't worry, St.Owl! I GOT YOU!
The cage is magic-proof, correct? So I can still do magic on the lava, which means...
*points finger towards lava, which makes it disappear along with the firesnakes*
And now...
*shoots magic again, this time replacing the pit with soft pillows*
There.
*grabs chain and yanks it, sending St.Owl into the pillows, safe and sound*
And I can also do magic on St.Owl herself, so...
*points finger again and shrinks her enough to squeeze out of the chains and the cage, then grows her back to normal size after she's escaped*
Whoo! What's the next mission?
(March 23, 2015 - 10:33 pm)
Thanks, Nora! (It felt weird being small.)
@No One: That clue was too easy! You gave it away! (not that I'm complaining.)
(March 24, 2015 - 2:55 pm)
Now that you have rescued St.Owl, your next mission is apparent.
First off, if you guess me no one will die (I mean, by my intention.).
And here is your mission:
In the mountains of the North there is a cave that houses six one-eyed giants-- or, in other words, cyclops. I need you to slay them and bring their hides back to me.
(March 24, 2015 - 2:58 pm)
Agent: oh, I got this one. All we need to do is get me there.
Somebody: *sighs and puts palm on face, because she knows what's coming* where?
Agent: there. *smiles maliciously and points to the mountains*
~~~~~~After a long hard trek up the mountain~~~~~~~~
Agent: *walks in*
The cyclops...es? Are heard roaring, then pleading for mercy. Agent Nightcat laughs maniacally, then walks out with six cyclops hides.
Somebody: I do not even want to know what you did in there. Let's get these hides down there.
Everyone: *looking down and it is a long way even with wings!* Ugh.
(March 24, 2015 - 11:19 pm)
Okay! Perfect!
*puts the hides in a cage where they can be transported to the Magical Shop*
The next challenge is....
Under the oceans you will find six beautiful sirens. They will sing to you and you will feel enchanted. But don't worry, they just sing. They don't do anything to you.
I want you to kill them.
P.S: Bring me their tails.
(March 25, 2015 - 5:08 pm)
(Freezes sirens)
Here are their tails. Really, No One, is that the best you have?
(March 25, 2015 - 6:21 pm)
"How am I supposed to get under the ocean?"
* dramatically paces the room thinking*
"I've got it!"
Everyone cheers.
" No. That was just for show. Don't got it."
(March 25, 2015 - 6:34 pm)
Your next quest is:
Make your way through a deep jungle full of life-threaghtaning animals (and other such things). When you get to the middle, dig down to the core of the earth and yank a piece from it.
After this, your hard work will be rewarded by campfire stories!
(March 29, 2015 - 3:46 pm)
Easy!
Walks boldly through jungle, electrocuting any fearsome beasts, then puts all her explosives in the center, puts up energy shield around, and exploooodddeeess a hole down to the core. Telekinetically yanks piece and then fills with synthetic soil.
Wow, this quest is really easy so far!
(March 30, 2015 - 3:47 pm)
Hmf. Fine, you're rewarded with a campfire. Set up your tents.
*CBers go to set up tents. I start the fire and leave roasting sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, hotdogs, et cetera, by the fire. Disappears in the woods.*
(March 30, 2015 - 6:16 pm)
Thank you! :D
(March 31, 2015 - 1:11 am)
"Ahh! My marshmallow is on fire!!"
*runs around with flaming marshmallow screaming and blowing.*
(April 3, 2015 - 9:15 am)
Ah-HA! coughcoughcoughThanksrosebudcoughcough Now... the first death.....
You see, Rose Bud was running around with her marshmallow on fire, but what she didn't realize was that sparks were flying everywhere! One of them caught fire on Caykethecook's tent, which she happened to be in....
I hope your ashes go undisturbed, Cayke.
Next, Rose Bud ran into the woods by the campsite so she could put out the fire on the pine needles. Instead, the needles caught fire too, and Rose Bud was caught in the forest fire.
I hope the birds do not pick up your ashes, Rose Bud.
(April 3, 2015 - 9:58 am)
Nooooo
*explodes into clouds and rains on forest fire*
I AM UNKILLABLE
and so is Rose Bud.
The Ghost of Rose bud says...
You are such a good friend!
*cries dramaticaly*
(April 3, 2015 - 2:30 pm)
NOO! CAYKE! *sobs hysterically*
(April 3, 2015 - 6:40 pm)