You hear a

Chatterbox: Inkwell

You hear a

You hear a voice, calling from downstairs, 

"Special delivery!" You hurry downstairs and open the door and find a package on the porch. You bring it inside and open it up. It explodes in confetti and donuts. A voice yells from your non-exsistant surround sound system. 

"You're invited to a ski resort in Colorado!! There will be people, milk, snow, and Absolutly no murders at all in any way whatsoever! Come join us in the Alps and have the time of your life!!! Enjoy the great free stay!" Without thinking about how the Alps are in Italy and not Colorado, you rocket upstairs to pack. You fail to notice the creepy laugh from the sound system.

"Muahahahaha."

Who will go first? Will you attend? Free, snow, skis, people. Sounds awful suspicious. When do we leave?

submitted by The Manager, age Unknown, Ski Lodge
(August 21, 2015 - 3:40 pm)

l would like to come! My alter ego is off....To somewhere and is not coming.

submitted by Shadow Dragon
(August 21, 2015 - 7:04 pm)
submitted by TOP
(August 21, 2015 - 7:05 pm)

I'd like to come. I also hope I don't regret this. I hope I'm not the murderer. I apologize a million times in advance if I am, or turn out to be.

submitted by Sydney C., age 12, Frell
(August 21, 2015 - 8:57 pm)

Did someone mention skiing?

Of course I'm coming. I love skiing as much as ice cream, and that's really saying a lot!

Turgon's not coming. I need a break from carrying my AE around in his suitcase. Dragonturtles that live on a diet of ice cream are quite heavy. 

submitted by Dragonrider
(August 21, 2015 - 9:42 pm)

I'm coming! 

submitted by Will T.
(August 21, 2015 - 9:09 pm)

I regret nothing! I come and I take my alter egos in all our glorious OPness! 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares , Various places
(August 21, 2015 - 9:11 pm)

I would like to come. I hope I am not the murder. If so, I apologize a hundred times in advance. I will bring a sword, (don't worry, I won't kill anyone unless I'm in trouble) a skateboard and some books.  

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(August 21, 2015 - 10:04 pm)

*In a sing-songy voice*

Reading in a cabin!

Of course I'm coming! 

submitted by Booksy Owly
(August 22, 2015 - 12:10 am)

I'm coming with-

MP: WHADDUP (chucks confetti at me)

(sigh)MP and Baelfire. 

submitted by Brookeira
(August 22, 2015 - 9:45 am)

Fangirl feels balefire !!!!

submitted by emij114
(August 23, 2015 - 8:49 pm)

Uuuuum, sure. I'll come. But if this is an RP, I'll have to decline.

submitted by Lindsey R.
(August 22, 2015 - 1:10 pm)

I will attend.

*Packs raygun* Just in case...

Skiing yaaaaaay!!! ;)

submitted by Palmtree, age 13, Florida
(August 23, 2015 - 1:00 pm)

I will come, along with my male, annoying and pranking Alter-Ego, 0ink. I am packing:

Magical backpack that lets me pull anything I want from inside it

My wand

My bow and an unlimited supply of arrows

A sword. 

0ink is packing:

Books on how to annoy people

Books on how to prank people

Unlimited supply of M 'n Ms

Blaster.

I can't wait to go skiing! When do we start?

Wait a second... Aren't the Alps in Switzerland and Italy?....

submitted by Hermione Granger, age s: 11, And 0ink!
(August 23, 2015 - 5:13 pm)

I'll come, though secretly... I'll bring my notepad, for writing things down. I am going to find out what this guy is really up to.

submitted by Skye
(August 29, 2015 - 11:40 am)

I want to come!

submitted by Shadowdancer
(August 23, 2015 - 5:37 pm)