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You hear a voice, calling from downstairs,
"Special delivery!" You hurry downstairs and open the door and find a package on the porch. You bring it inside and open it up. It explodes in confetti and donuts. A voice yells from your non-exsistant surround sound system.
"You're invited to a ski resort in Colorado!! There will be people, milk, snow, and Absolutly no murders at all in any way whatsoever! Come join us in the Alps and have the time of your life!!! Enjoy the great free stay!" Without thinking about how the Alps are in Italy and not Colorado, you rocket upstairs to pack. You fail to notice the creepy laugh from the sound system.
"Muahahahaha."
Who will go first? Will you attend? Free, snow, skis, people. Sounds awful suspicious. When do we leave?
submitted by The Manager, age Unknown, Ski Lodge
(August 21, 2015 - 3:40 pm)
(August 21, 2015 - 3:40 pm)
Alright. You on board, Spyro?
Spyro?
The disembodied voice had donuts!
Weird. He's never not responded to donuts... or double negatives...
Oh, yeah! He's still at the Hotel LeFart or whatever. And I'm dead, apparently. Thank God for parallel universes.
ANYWAY, PACKING TIME!
Spare clothes
A coat
A tennis racket
A small steel pan (REFERENCE ALERT)
Marshmallows for smores
A dart gun
My friend, Sweater Worm, who lives in a little jar
And a bloody knife EHEHEHEHE
*Ahem*
Dolphin says wwyn!
EVERYBODY WINS WHEN YOU MURDER PEOPLE wait what
(August 23, 2015 - 6:43 pm)
Grrr......
(August 23, 2015 - 7:52 pm)
Hotairballoon, I would really appreciate it if you don't use the Lord's name in vain. It makes me a little uncomfortable. I hope this doesn't offend you.
(August 24, 2015 - 9:18 am)
Sorry Lindsey. I will try not to.
(September 8, 2015 - 6:19 am)
Princess Icicle and I are packing our bags!
(August 24, 2015 - 3:34 pm)
Somebody will take her iPad for SURE. How else is she going to read BEN x Reader stories on Quotev? All I can say is... your ski lodge must have internet connection, or you shall have a raging internet-addict psionic destroying it entirely.
(August 24, 2015 - 5:39 pm)
Didn't T.O.N. ask that no one do more ski lodges, just do thinks sort of like them??
(August 25, 2015 - 10:43 am)
l don't remember him ever saying that......
(August 25, 2015 - 3:06 pm)
You misunderstand me. This is a ski RESORT, not a lodge. Bigish difference.
Anyays, we start on Sunday.
Things you should know:
I am always behind the door 4815 on level 16 in hallway 2342.
I always have a mysterious cloud of steam hanging around my head so you can't recocnize me.
That's all you need to know. See you Sunday.
(August 27, 2015 - 5:43 pm)
Yes but you clicked on the wrong name in the Teller's thread... TARDISrider. >:D
Fruity: Ozyz!
Somebody: Ozzy is what? Oh, of course, Ozzy Osbourne is awesome.
(August 27, 2015 - 9:33 pm)
This is really embarrassing...
I guess the ski resort is off. If you still want to do it, let me know.
(August 28, 2015 - 2:54 pm)
Yes! You should do it! l was guessed and l kept going.
(August 28, 2015 - 5:58 pm)
Do it! Please?
(August 28, 2015 - 6:26 pm)
Of course I still want you to do it! Just because you were guessed doesn't mean you should quit. That happened to OtR on a different thread like this and she kept going until it died out. Shadow was guessed on Teller of Tales thread. I think someone was guessed on Decepmyth. All of them kept going and did great. If it makes you feel any better, I thought you were Somebody. I was really looking forward to this story, so don't give up!
(August 28, 2015 - 8:30 pm)
Yes, do keep going! Just because we know who you are doesn't mean we can't do it now! I was looking forward to this... *pouty face*
(August 29, 2015 - 2:36 pm)