You should go on with it!

Ok, I'll go on with it.

Remember, we start tomorrow, so if you want to join, do it quickly. 

Day 1

Joan lugs a suitcase out of her taxi and pays the driver. He looks at the place skeptically and hastens away. She turns around and realizes how creepy it really is.

"Well," she mutters. "This should be fun."

Somebody comes around the corner, hidden in the shadows.

"Who's there?" shouts Joan.

"Somebody."

"Stop being cryptic. Who's there?" 

"No, it's me, Somebody." She steps out of the shadows.

"Well, why didn't you say so?"

"I did."

"No you didn't."

"Yes I did."

Hot Air Balloon floats from the sky with Hermoine and her AEs. They pile out and glance at the moss-covered wood building. 

"Wow!" murmurs 0ink.

"Yeah." Palm Tree skips around the corner, singing 'Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride'.

"If there's no place you'd rather be than on a surfboard out at sea, why'd you agree to come?" queries HAB.

"Because it offered SNOW!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN SNOW! I LIVE IN FLORIDA!" She pauses.

"What's all this white stuff on the ground?"

The two shadows soon show up, Shadow Dragon with Dragonrider on her back. Skye rockets in, Over the Rainbow follows shortly, walking with Brookeira, Lindsey, Will, Booksy Owl, and Sydney.

"Why hasn't anybody tried the door?" demands Booksy. Hermione jumps to the job, swinging the door grandly. Everybody steps inside. A voice immediately booms over the intercom.

"WELCOME! WELCOME MY FRIENDS!!" A strange  figure appears, a cloud of steam around its face.

"You can skip the formalities, TARDISrider," sighs Somebody. The cloud dissipates with an aggitated poof, revealing a pouting TARDISrider.

'How'd you know it was me?"

"You clicked on the wrong name in the Hotel La'Fay." TARDISrider turns around and bangs her head against the wall. Four times.

"I-bang-can't-bang-believe-bang-this-bang."

"Don't hurt yourself," warns Over the Rainbow. TARDISrider turns around and grins.

"I've still got you trapped."

"No you don't," counters Dragonrider.

"Yes I do." She waves her hand and the big double doors close, sealing shut. She cackles and disappears.

"Have FUUUUUN!" Lights along the floor light up, forming a pathway. The CBers look at the room plans that they didn't have three seconds ago.

Room 1:

Drogonrider

Hermoine+AEs

OTR

Room 2:

Joan B.

Somebody

Lindsey

Room 3:

Palm Tree

HAB

Booksy Owl

Room 4:

Shadow Dancer

Brookeira

Sydney

Will T.

Enjoy yourselves!

Taxicab says ntmy. Yes Taxi, it's not my ski resort. I rented it for the event. 

Dragonrider, Hermoine, 0ink, and OTR run screaming into room 3. Dragonrider slams and locks the door. Boosky falls out of the top bunk, HAB yelps and hit her head on the top bunk, Palm kicks and sits up and flatens her palm leaves.

"What the- what are you doing here?" gasps Booksy, rubbing her head.

"Ohmigosh Icy created Devil mutant SNOWMEN THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!!" screams 0ink.

Next come the inhabitants of room 2. Somebody pounds on the door.

"HEEEEEELP!!!! EVIL SNOWMEN!!!! HEEEELP PLEASE!!!" Hermoine flings the door open and they literally fall in. She slams the door and locks it again. 

"Where's everybody else?" she demands.

"In room 4," gasps Joan. "But I think we're missing someone." They hear Will screaming down the halls, evil snowmen in pursuit. Then he's quiet, except for the shwaw, whoop, shwaw, whoop of the TARDIS marterializing.

"Not these things again." Mutters TARDISrider. The whirring of a sonic screwdriver follows and the snowmen fall. Over the Rainbow steps out of room 3.

"ICICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she roars. The ice princess steps around the corner of room 1.

"I didn't mean for it to go this far,"  TARDISrider smirks.

"Breakfast down in the Dining hall." She steps into the TARDIS and whips away. Palm scoops up a handful of snow.

"So this is snow." She murmurs. "And it killed Will."

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R.I.S. Will. Rest in snow. 

"Well, this isn't much of a mystery," declares Lindsey. "It's pretty obvious that Ice did it." Icicle shakes her head over her breakfast of apples and bananas, like a still-life painting.

"But you don't get it. I created the snowmen to run up and down the halls screaming Christmas songs at the top of their lungs, but the thing is, they were still running up and down the halls singing Christmas songs when Will died. Somebody else created snowmen to kill him too," Sydney frowns.

"I think she's right. Before he died, Will was banging on our door screaming for help. We asked if Icicle's snowmen were chasing him, and he said, 'No, they're-' and then he was just quiet. Then he died." Everybody edges away from one another. A voice comes over the loud speaker.

"Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt this totally not awkward meal, but it's time for activities. Please exit through the back doors, and collect your skiing gear."

Palm Tree frowns nervously. "I don't know how to ski," she announces.

"Too bad." The intercom fizzes off... then back on. "Oh, yeah, also, Shadow Dragon, I think I forgot to bunk you, so you'll be taking Will's place in room 4, and everybody will also be meeting a new skier outside." Then it fizzes off for a second time. Everyone proceeds to the back double doors and find skis, hats, goggles, coats, basically everything needed for skiing. Marie already stands there, all prepared. After skis are on, goggles adjusted, and hats argued over, they set off downhill much faster than gravity should pull. They scream as they rocket down the mountainside. OTR hits a rock and is sent somersaulting through the air and finally lands on her face, lying still, opting out of this one. Sydney slams into a tree while laughing at her. Booksy tries to read a warning sign and trips over her own skis. Marie trips over her. HAB slams into both of them and lands with her head in the snow, feet sticking straight up. The only one who continues is Palm Tree, speeding down the hill straight towards a cliff, screaming her head off. She slides off the edge like it's some gracefull ski trick, then falls... falls... falls...

TARDISrider appears next to them again.

"Marie, you'll be taking her place in room 3."

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R.I.S., Palm Tree. Rest in skis.

(Sorry, I really didn't want to kill you, but the hat has spoken.) 

Phooey.