Hello, everybuggy/everyon

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Hello, everybuggy/everyon

Hello, everybuggy/everyone, and welcome to my VYRSFS (virtual yet real shop for stuff) store! I have whatever your mind my congure up, but whatever that may be and is not listed here will cost you a price of $5.00. 

On sale today, we have: Friendship Pinapples for $0.00 (originally $0.01); random doodles for $0.05 (originally $0.50); and dolphin rides for $3.70 (originally $5.50).

Our special: Get-me-out-of-the-rain syrup for $4.40; and Singing-in-the-rain syrup for $3.50. (As it has been raining in the geographical center of Pennsylvania today, the real location of the VYRSFS store.)

All year round merch: Sonic Screwdrivers (11th Doctor's) for $11.99; invisibility cloaks for $9.99; goblins-in-a-cube for $5.00; celestial bronze swords for $12.99 (feature of turning into pen an extra $5.00); lightsabers for $13.00 (red, green, or blue--purple will be an extra $3.00), any other physical fandom merch not listed for $8.00; and regular pineapple $2.00.

Seasonal merch: organic blue-rasberries for $2.99; and white rabbits for $7.00 (yes, only white rabbits)

So, get your virtual credit cards out and start shopping! (Admins may shop as well.) 

submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, VYRSFS cash register
(March 13, 2016 - 1:26 pm)

I'll buy a white rabbit to be with my bunny CAPTCHA, Xiao-tu-zi, who currently says: "knzk!" I have no idea what that means.

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh)
(March 13, 2016 - 3:26 pm)

Okie-Dokie, Mei-xue. That'll be $7.00

submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, my house
(March 14, 2016 - 6:51 pm)

Good afternoon, Darth Kitty. 

I would like to buy the following items:

An invisibility cloak

A lightsaber color  purple 

A white rabbit

Here is my credit card *gives card to Kitty* 

 

 

submitted by Horse Spirit Girl, age 14
(March 13, 2016 - 3:27 pm)

Take this thread to the TOP!

submitted by Top Crazy
(March 14, 2016 - 10:03 am)

Hello Horse Spirit Girl! Your total is $32.99. *hands card back to HSG* Have a good Pi Day!

 

submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, my house
(March 14, 2016 - 6:57 pm)

Hello Darth kitty, 

I would like to buy one friendship pineapple, one singing in the rain syrup, one white rabbit, one goblins-in-a-cube and some of your blue raspberries. *Hands kitty credit card* 

submitted by Lemon banana , age 10 , VYRSFS
(March 14, 2016 - 1:25 pm)

Hello, Lemon Banana, 

Your total is $18.49 *Hands LB credit card back* Have a nice Pi Day and shop again soon! 

submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, my house
(March 14, 2016 - 7:01 pm)

I'd like to buy: Two dolphin rides, one bottle of singing in the rain syrup, and one invisibilty cloak. I'd also like to put in a special order of one really long scarf, and suggest you start carrying weeping angel lawn ornaments. (I'm only a little bit of a Whovian, because I had just started watching when they took them off Netflix, but I've been listening to my siblings talk about Dr Who for years.) 

 

submitted by Mirax T., age 11, The Pulsar Skate
(March 14, 2016 - 1:40 pm)

Hello Mirax!

Your total comes down to $24.89. I will take your suggestion into consideration. I'm thinking about having an updated VYRSFS store where one of the sections is devoted to CBers requests. What do you think?

Also, I was really bummed when they took Doctor Who off of Netflix. So, I went searching, and found that they have seasons 1-8 for free on Amazon Prime! (Season 9 you have to buy.) 

submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, my house
(March 14, 2016 - 7:09 pm)

Do you sell wands? How about resurrection stones? Can we customise our swords? Like, if we wanted it to change into a ring would you make one? Do you make magic allergy medicine, 'cause its pollen season here in Virginia, and I really need some! (Preferably some that desn't taste too bad, i.e, cherry or bubblegum.)

Anyway, I'll take a purple lightsaber, a dolphin ride, and a friendship pineapple!  

submitted by Cockleburr
(March 14, 2016 - 5:20 pm)

Hi Cockleburr! Today, your total is $19.70. 

Now, about your questions. We will sell wands in a very short time*. Resurrection stones I am considering selling. (Bringing people back to life can be hazardous, but you can put in a special order for one. Customized swords at the moment count as a special order, but we will have it as a selling option in due time*.  Any needs you may have will be for free (policy of the VYRSFS store), so here is one vile of magic allergy medicine! (Coming in any flavor you want.) Thank you for shopping at VYRSFS! Come again soon!

 

*look for VYRSFS store--updated, this or next week on Inkwell

submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, VYRSFS cash register
(March 15, 2016 - 5:04 pm)

Hello Darth!I would like an m&m top hat, a rainbow wolf, a camo kitten, and a friendship mango.*hands $1,000*keep the change!

~Tux 

 

submitted by Tuxedo kitten
(March 14, 2016 - 6:58 pm)

Oh. My. Pumkin Seeds! Thank you so much for the money, Tux! Here is your top hat, your wolf, your kitten, and your friendship mango. Enjoy and come back soon!

submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, VYRSFS cash register
(March 15, 2016 - 5:06 pm)

Oh wow . . .

I will buy:

10 dolphin rides (make sure they get to swim in a big enough area!)

1 invisibility cloak

and does that mean the friendship pineapples are free?! Cuz they're $0.00!!!

Oh, and one yellow light saber.

Question, why do people always make jokes about pineapples? They do have a funny shape and name . . .

Also, what is this Singin in the Rain thing? I like rain, but I don't wanna sing in it.

Oh,

*hands credit card to Darth Kitty* 

 

Gene Kelly was singin' in the rain because he was in love.

Admin

submitted by The Novelist, The Secret Forest
(March 14, 2016 - 7:09 pm)

I'm siiiiiiiingin in the rain, juuuust siiingin in the rain! What a glorious feelin, I'm haaaaapy again!

(In case you couldn't tell, I'll take five bottles of singin in the rain syrup!)

submitted by Cockleburr, age singin, the rain
(March 14, 2016 - 8:53 pm)