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Hello, everybuggy/everyon
Hello, everybuggy/everyone, and welcome to my VYRSFS (virtual yet real shop for stuff) store! I have whatever your mind my congure up, but whatever that may be and is not listed here will cost you a price of $5.00.
On sale today, we have: Friendship Pinapples for $0.00 (originally $0.01); random doodles for $0.05 (originally $0.50); and dolphin rides for $3.70 (originally $5.50).
Our special: Get-me-out-of-the-rain syrup for $4.40; and Singing-in-the-rain syrup for $3.50. (As it has been raining in the geographical center of Pennsylvania today, the real location of the VYRSFS store.)
All year round merch: Sonic Screwdrivers (11th Doctor's) for $11.99; invisibility cloaks for $9.99; goblins-in-a-cube for $5.00; celestial bronze swords for $12.99 (feature of turning into pen an extra $5.00); lightsabers for $13.00 (red, green, or blue--purple will be an extra $3.00), any other physical fandom merch not listed for $8.00; and regular pineapple $2.00.
Seasonal merch: organic blue-rasberries for $2.99; and white rabbits for $7.00 (yes, only white rabbits)
So, get your virtual credit cards out and start shopping! (Admins may shop as well.)
submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, VYRSFS cash register
(March 13, 2016 - 1:26 pm)
(March 13, 2016 - 1:26 pm)
You're welcome. At the end of each day, I'll add up the purchases made subtract and money spent/donated. I suggest we order some miniature puffskeins as they seem to be growing in popularity. I can put in an order for 150. What do you suppose is a reasonable price?
(March 16, 2016 - 10:36 pm)
How about $4.00 each? (Dey be so cute!)
(March 17, 2016 - 5:33 pm)
Uh...do you carry extra Jedi MediCorps uniforms with trainee patch, Near-Human size 14? 'Cause I kinda ruined mine, in that incident with Andras Leh'Vinja's muja juice and...uh, never mind. Forget you heard that. I just need a new uniform before I'm expected at dinner in a couple hours.
(March 16, 2016 - 6:42 pm)
Hi Shandry! Yup, we can give that to you. That's $5.00. Thank you and have a good St. Patty's Day!
(March 17, 2016 - 5:35 pm)
Do you take Republic credits? What's the exchange rate with Terran dollars, anyway?
(March 18, 2016 - 12:09 pm)
We take any form of payment that can be transfered virtually to me (or any other VYRSFS cashier).
Also, I did some research and on a star wars website it says:
The Value of 1 credit:
(March 18, 2016 - 3:18 pm)
Then...uh... *whips out datapad, does some quick math* Five dollars is about 8.06 credits. Here's eight and a decicred- just keep the change. Thanks! Gotta run!
(March 18, 2016 - 9:32 pm)
Hmm... Let's see....
I'll take
2 bottles of get me out of the rain syrup (it's been raining for 3 days here in MA)
2 friendship pineapples
Some of your blue raspberries
1 blue lightsaber
1 invisibility cloak
(March 16, 2016 - 9:13 pm)
Hello Dragonrider! That'll be $37.77. Have a nice St. Patty's Day!
(March 17, 2016 - 5:39 pm)
This looks cool! *Browses through shelves* Could I get-
Emerald~ What? A store? Where is this place? *Gasp* BUNNNNNNNNIESSS!!!
Me: Emerald, no. Just no. Please don't-
Ultron~ What's going on here? Oh cool! You have sonic screwdrivers? Hmm, I'm not sure what those do exactly, but... they sound cool! Could I take five of them?
Just a minute, Ultron. We don't need five screwdrivers! Two or three will do fine.
All right, fine. I'll take three. *mutters something under his breath* And I think I'll take one goblin in a cube. To do experiments on.
Emerald~ *completely forgets about the bunnies, which is very unlike her* WHAT??? You can't do experiments on a living creature!!!
They're goblins, Em! That's different!
They're still living things! With hearts and brains and feelings! I forbid you to buy any of them!!! This is worse than the GMO argument-
Whoa whoa whoa. Everybody slow down. This is a store. We are not reanacting the great GMO debate in a public place. And you're never even giving me a chance to say what I want! You're just-
Goblins are not GMOs, Emerald! Don't you know any science? And organisms don't have any feelings in their hearts, that's all brain-related-
...crowding me out...
Of course I know goblins aren't GMOs! That wasn't what I was saying! And that's...straw person! The falacy!
It's called straw man, Emerald! Not to mention all the falacies you're saying...
Darth Kitty, can I have a paper order form? That might make things much easier.
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PAPER ORDER FORM:
For me- One dolphin ride, please! I've always wanted to ride one. And a friendship pineapple would be nice.
For Emerald- 5 baskets of organic blue raspberries!
For Ultron- Three sonic screwdrivers. I was also wondering if you had any celestial bronze scrap metal left over from your swords, as I would be very interested in experimenting with celestial bronze circuits. Also- do you happen to carry any noise-calculation devices?
(March 17, 2016 - 4:56 pm)
Grand Total: $54.42
Additional note: To Ultron: No, we do not currently carry either of the merchandise that you have mentioned. Although, you can make a special order for anything that you do not find here.
Happy St. Patty's Day!
(March 17, 2016 - 5:50 pm)
Heeeeeeyyyyyyy I would like to buy...oh who am I kidding! Give it all!!!*clears out an aisle* I want every thing that is/can be related to cats and tuxedos and there's a whole aisle full of it!!!!!!!*grabs 7 more top hats of all candy brands* Mine mine mine!!!!!! I could empty my wallet in 1 day!!!!
sorry,*panting like he ran a 20 mile race* Darth are we related? 'Cause our fur is kind of the same coler and pattern I think. What kind of cat are you? I'm well, isn't it oblvious? A tuxedo kitten! Signing off for now,
Tuxedo kitten
(March 17, 2016 - 7:14 pm)
Hello Tux—wow.... that is a lot of merch.....let's see.....Your total is $135. (Becuase one aisle has 20 things on it.) Have a nice day!
(March 18, 2016 - 3:28 pm)
Oh, and also, maybe we are related! I'm a tuxedo cat, with a face that looks like I am a bandit because the top part of my face is black whereas my nose down is white. I have green eyes and "moonboots" because all of my legs are white. Everything else is black, but my belly is white.
(March 18, 2016 - 4:01 pm)
Fangs and talons, I've been behind on calculations! Since I last counted, we've gained $232.19. The total amount we have $1826.66. So, about the Pygmy Puffs- we should buy from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, and their Pygmy Puffs cost about 7 Sickles, which would be approximately $3.22 for us. So their price will be $32.20 for 100, what should we sell them at? We need to make profit, so I think $4 would be good. So I'll place the order. Would you like me to order 200 instead of 100? Because that would be $64.40.
(March 18, 2016 - 6:19 pm)