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Hello, everybuggy/everyon
Hello, everybuggy/everyone, and welcome to my VYRSFS (virtual yet real shop for stuff) store! I have whatever your mind my congure up, but whatever that may be and is not listed here will cost you a price of $5.00.
On sale today, we have: Friendship Pinapples for $0.00 (originally $0.01); random doodles for $0.05 (originally $0.50); and dolphin rides for $3.70 (originally $5.50).
Our special: Get-me-out-of-the-rain syrup for $4.40; and Singing-in-the-rain syrup for $3.50. (As it has been raining in the geographical center of Pennsylvania today, the real location of the VYRSFS store.)
All year round merch: Sonic Screwdrivers (11th Doctor's) for $11.99; invisibility cloaks for $9.99; goblins-in-a-cube for $5.00; celestial bronze swords for $12.99 (feature of turning into pen an extra $5.00); lightsabers for $13.00 (red, green, or blue--purple will be an extra $3.00), any other physical fandom merch not listed for $8.00; and regular pineapple $2.00.
Seasonal merch: organic blue-rasberries for $2.99; and white rabbits for $7.00 (yes, only white rabbits)
So, get your virtual credit cards out and start shopping! (Admins may shop as well.)
submitted by Darth Kitty, age 12, VYRSFS cash register
(March 13, 2016 - 1:26 pm)
(March 13, 2016 - 1:26 pm)
Hello Novelist! Your total is $64.99. Here is your card back. *gives card back to Novelist*
I guess people just make jokes about pineapples because, well, Pineapples! For my friend, it's an actual thing, though. (She will actually ask if I want a friendship pineapple.) And, yes, they are free, because why would you want to pay money for something as pricless as that?
(March 15, 2016 - 6:19 pm)
Hey, Darth Kitty, can I be treasurer? I'll buy... A Harry Potter wand (is that okay?)! Hallia, Russet, Charybdis, you guys want anything?
I'll have a bunny! Good companionship, you know.
I'll have... Nothing for now.
Ditto. (Some person in a book Scy read a long time ago that we can't remember)
So that puts us at $15.00. Is there tax?
(March 14, 2016 - 8:45 pm)
Hello Scylla, Halia, Russet, and Charybdis! Nice to see you! Your total indeed does come down to $15.00, and there is no tax, not ever will it be needed here. *hands credit card to Scylla*
About treasurer, sure! I trust you enough to let you be treasurer. You just have to promise to do your job as well as you can. Capish? Have a nice day, and hope to see you soon!
(March 15, 2016 - 6:28 pm)
Oh yeah, I've seen Singin' in the Rain before. It's a really good musical. I was talking about the syrup in the store.
(March 15, 2016 - 1:35 am)
I'd like to buy: 1 invisibibity cloak, 1 green lightsaber, and Singing-in-the-Rain syrup.
Thank you!
(March 15, 2016 - 8:58 am)
Hi Isabelle! Your total is $26.49. Enjoy and come back soon!
(March 15, 2016 - 6:32 pm)
*turns on lights hesitantly*
*whispers:*
i would like to buy:
2 friendship pineapples
2 dolphin rides (one for me, one for Micna)
singing in the rain syrup
Invisibility cloak
purple light saber
here is the money.
I am being quiet so my AE doesn't hear about it. I am afraid what she would buy if-
A store?!
oh no. She heard.
SIX CELESTIAL BRONZE SWORDS, TWO THAT TURN INTO PENS. SIXTEEN LIGHT SABERS, FOUR OF EACH COLOR.
WITH THIS MERCHANDISE I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
(March 15, 2016 - 11:26 am)
Hello Owlgirl (and her AE)! Owlgirl, your total is $36.99.
And...erm....Owlgirl's AE.....your total is $305.94....(I'm so sorry, Owlgirl! Here, we have a policy that we must always take in any costumer! Even if they want to take over the world!)
Thank you for shopping here (mostly)!
(March 15, 2016 - 7:48 pm)
Oh, and one other thing I'd like to buy: Get-me-out-of-the-rain syrup. It's raining a foggy where I am!
(March 16, 2016 - 8:06 am)
We can get you that, Isabelle! $4.40 is yout total today. Have a nice day!
(March 16, 2016 - 5:10 pm)
Hello!
I know I have shopped here not long ago but I would like to buy an invisibility cloak. Also, are you hiring at the moment? If so I am looking for a job.
P.S. My CAPATCHA says dime, so I believe that he wants something that is worth a dime. So I think he will have two random doodles and one friendship pineapple.
(March 16, 2016 - 3:40 pm)
Hi, Lemon Banana! It's always a pleasure to see familiar faces! Your total for today is $10.09. Have a nice day!
(March 16, 2016 - 5:14 pm)
Also, Lemon Banana, we will be hiring in the near future, so keep on the lookout!
(March 16, 2016 - 8:26 pm)
As treasurer, I'll tally the amount of money we earn. And it's extraordinarily simplified by Darth Kitty's total calculations.
So far the VYRSFS has earned $1594.47, at least according to my calculations. I think all purchases have been accounted for. This shop's really busy! What'll we do with all the money?
(March 16, 2016 - 6:30 pm)
First of all, thank you for tallying! (A big help.) I think we will put aside about $500 for now to update and get more merch for the store. We will keep the rest for the time being, as well. Most of our earnings will be put towards the CAPTCHA's animal shelter. (The shelter for homeless CAPTCHA's.) Thanks again to my faithful treasurer, Scylla!
(March 16, 2016 - 8:24 pm)