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CAPTCHAS and Æs!
CAPTCHAS and Æs! Come here! You opened the garage door. Your Æ had been especially naughty, and your parents thought that your CAPTCHAS needed a bath. They both had to sleep in the garage tonight. You slammed the door and walked back into the house. (no CBers allowed beyond this point. CAPTCHAS AND ÆS only)
Alright. So you're a CAPTCHA? An Æ? You've come to the right place! For years, you've watched your CBers go on countless ski lodges, and you've had no say on them. You've been forced to come, and then gotten killed! Well, it's your turn. Leave you're CBer behind and come with me. What? You're in? Alrighty then. Let's get started.
You walked into your CBers kitchen. You used a chair and a stool stacked on top of each other to climb up onto the kitchen counter. You were doing a harmless thing! Stealing a few donuts for the CAPTCHA. Ok, maybe you would eat a few. But when you opened the cabinet door, it was empty. Only for a jar that said 'Butter Mayonaise'. You wondered if it was any good. You didn't bother to check the ingredients, but you did need to check the sugars. You couldn't eat anything UNDER 20 sugars. But, where the ingredients usually are, there was something strange. It said, hi! Are you reading this? Of course you are! Are you an Æ? No? Too bad! Check the sugars! What? Oh. This bite is where the sugars should be! Too bad! Do you want to go have fun in mr funny fun times ski lodge? No? Too bad! Open the cabinet and say, spill the lemon, spill the milk, butter mayo you will get! There! Nothin to it!
weird. Why would you do that? Why wouldn't you! But then, the chair and stool tower tilted, wobbled, CRASH!!! Oh no! What if your CBer found out! They wouldn't go on the Butter Mayonaise ski lodge! You needed to hurry! You hurried and said the words, "Spill the lemon! Spill the milk! Butter Mayo you will get!" The cabinet opened a second time, swirling with color! 'Bring the Mayonaise!' A voice said. You grabbed the bottle of Butter Mayonaise and jumped in.
Ok! As you can see, this is a ski lodge for CAPTCHAS and Æs only! Send you're Æs and CAPTCHAS on a harmless trip that may or may not result in death! Don't worry, they will go through a teleport machine and be brought back to life if they die! Exept if they fall into the bottomless pit...... But that won't happen! I will stick with this and try to guess who I am!
- Butter Mayonaise
submitted by Butter Mayonaise , age Join this, Ski Lodge!!
(May 4, 2016 - 9:46 am)
(May 4, 2016 - 9:46 am)
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! I am coming
Okay that twas Goll denn Ifig
He ment to say okay that was Golden and I am Fig we are coming
Heys Nooo CBer inhe reee. Tubv
(May 4, 2016 - 12:31 pm)
Yesss!! Finally! I've never had any say on where we went. Too bad this time, Cloud, it's MewFour deciding where we're going! ...And Vixtion too, I guess.
Prrz!
Alrighty, then! Here's my packing list!
My fedora! Can't leave without it!
A pie. A butterscotch-cinnamon pie. With whipped cream on top.
My Master Ball
And a GIANT LASER-CANNON! HAHA, TAKE THAT, CLOUD! I CAN FINALLY BRING IT! MWAHAHAHA!!
Jeez, MwFr. Calm down. Beee more like a CPTA. Lrty, hres what Immm tkng. *
Mfns! Bbry, swby, annd pech. **
A hrbh. ***
A bigg, redd boww! ****
* = Jeez, MewFour. Calm down. Be more like a CAPTCHA. Alrighty, here's what I'm taking.
** = Muffins! Blueberry, strawberry, and peach.
*** = A hairbrush.
**** = A big, red bow!
LET'S GET STAAARTED!!
(May 4, 2016 - 1:20 pm)
OK! Good! Two people! We have room for ten people (ten people total. Not ten CAPTCHAS and Æs. I mean, ten people. So each CBer can send all their CAPTCHAS and Æs and that counts as one person if you know what I mean) so eight to go!
Captcha says ortr. I think that means it wants OTR to come on this ski lodge. Well OTR can't come. But OTR's CAPTCHA or Æ wants to come, they can.
(May 4, 2016 - 1:44 pm)
Welcome, Golden, Fig, MewFour, and Vixtion.
(May 4, 2016 - 1:45 pm)
We are so coming.
I LOOOOVE BUTTER MAYO!!! SHE IS MY CBFF!!!!!!
Uh huh.
I guess I'm coming ...
WE AREN'T LEAVIN' NO AE BEHIND!!!!!
What abot meee?
AND SLOTH IS COMIN' TOO!!!!
I am bringing the following:
- Five gallons of ice cream
Why aren't you bringing anything else?
Cus that's all I need.
Crazy head. I'm bringing the following so we can PARTAYYYY!!!!!
- Five party cannons
- Five suitcases of party supplies
- Five party pokemon
- Five cupcakes platters with five cupcakes on each of them
- Five episodes of MLP on CD
I don't think I'm gonna bring anything ...
Oh come on! Don't be a spoil-sport!
Then I'm bringing a frozen veggie blaster.
OOOO!!! Copyright breaker!!
I don't think that's a term.
Of course it's not.
WHAT ABOT MEEE?!
Yeah, what are you going to bring, Sloth?
Bana bann bans bana naas!!!!!
He says he's going to bring five bananas. Nothing else.
(May 4, 2016 - 2:20 pm)
Ehmagash! Yes. Or maybe no? It sounds super risky. But even if I do die, at least it's not 'cause Arabella's dragged me along to do it. And I'm bringing Bronwyn.
Clsr, ilgo!
I think she meant, "Cool, sure, I'll go."
Anyway, I'll bring
- A bottomless purse
- Physics books (Both to read and to throw at people)
- My vast jiu jitsu skills
Andi llbr ng smsc rves. Ndmy viln.
Bronwyn'll bring scarves. And her violin. (Why a forest cat needs scarves I have no idea.)
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Quick note from the CBer - I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my description of Theo as a "valley girl." I pretty much think of it as a ridiculous, albeit funny, '80s stereotype, but after I posted that, I realized, although Theo's stereotypical-valley-girlness is more in how she talks than her personality (she is a physics major) people from California might be pretty miffed. So, sorry, guys. I'll go put myself in a corner.
Now go away, you.
(May 4, 2016 - 3:10 pm)
EXCUSE ME?!?!?! Who said you could make a thread and not let ME, Puck, the most GLORIOUS PRANKSTER IN THE WORLD JOIN?!??!?!?!?
Sir Galahad: Calm down Puck.
Puck: Ok fine. Rant over. Now, as I said, I will be joining. I will bring:
*My lavender prank bag, filled with every kind of prank imaginable,
*My prank journal, (That if anyone else BESIDES me opens, they shall be haunted with pranks for the rest of their life.)
*and a picture of Dev, which I keep under my pillow.
Sir Galahad: Firs tofa ll, that isre ally cree py.S econ dofa ll,w here didy ouge tapi ctur eofD ev?
Puck: *Blushes* That is NOT the point.
Sir Galahad: *Sighs* Fine. Movi ngon. Iwil lbri ng:
*My sword
*My shield, (in case of emergency,*
*and a couple roses.
Puck: Why roses?
Galahad: Um... *blushes*
Puck: Oooh!!!! Galahad's got a crush!!!!! Who is it on?!?!?! TELL ME NOW!!!!
Galahad: Um,i stha tJoa n'svo iceI hear? Seey oula ter! *Runs quickly off*
Puck: *Under her breath* You WILL tell me your crush, someday.* Anyways, see you guys soon!
(May 4, 2016 - 5:26 pm)
Oh, one more thing, if you didn't know:
I'm an AE, Sir Galahad is a CAPTCHA.
(May 4, 2016 - 5:26 pm)
Meixue: Guys, you can't go! Especially without me! It's dangerous, and besides, I don't trust you guys.
Xiaotuzi: Ddoo they have carr rots?
Fudimo: Imperio! I'm totally coming, and so are you, Xiaotuzi.
Xiaotuzi: Okay! Iiii aamm undr tthe Impe rius crse, ssoo IIII have nnoo choi ccee.
Hemin: This is stupid! No way! And you have dirt on your nose, don't you know? Wait, you don't have one. Never mind.
Fudimo: Imperio! Now we're all coming.
I'm bringing my Elder Wand. Hemin's bringing her books. And, Xiaotuzi?
Xiaotuzi: Carr rots! Carr rots! Carr rots!!!!!!
Fudimo: I think MewFour is here. I hope s/he will bow to me properly and call me "My Lord". If not...
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
(May 4, 2016 - 8:07 pm)
Of course, my Lord. You know I live to serve.
Wow, I am actually very curious to see how that's going to turn out when I'm not around. I mean, can I trust you to--
Silencio!
*is silenced*
(May 4, 2016 - 9:58 pm)
O my Gandalf. No way. I can't believe it.
We are soooooo coming!!!
Wait, without ballet?
OF COURSE!! DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF 'AES ANS CAPTCHAS ONLY'?!?
So Mayonaise, BABTMP, Torstyn, and PSXtreme are coming. We're all AEs.
bgen.
Oh, and Meox is coming too. She's a CAPTCHA.
(May 4, 2016 - 9:09 pm)
Hey! I'm the only one who can violate the Copyright law on here! (just kidding)
(May 5, 2016 - 7:21 am)
Ok! We have eight people and we are ready to start. We have room for two latecomers if they come in the next two days, and after that we will only take the absolutely desperate. Also, if a lot more people come and we are full, then I will do a second round for those.
(May 5, 2016 - 7:15 am)
Hello everyone, I would "like" to introduce Mirax's new AE, Sprankje. She is a bit- Never mind, you'll meet her in a minute.
A bit what, may I ask? 'onestly, it's nearly impossible to put up with her!
I understand what you mean about Mirax, she can be indelicate at times.
I wasn't talkin 'bout Mirax.
I think I have an important engagement that I'd miss if I came to this Ski Lodge. Why don't you just-
I guess you'll 'ave to miss your important engagement then.
You don't understand, I'm not-
Going to miss this opportunity. Come on!
*Sprankje pulls Mrs Elton, Whister, and a large briefcase through. Two pieces of paper flutter to the floor and land face up.*
Essentials for Mrs E.
Gloves- One pair fur lined. One pair white silk.
Shoes-One pair of evening shoes. One pair of daily shoes. One pair of riding boots.
Dresses- One ballgown, light pink. One riding dress, dark blue. One evening dress, light blue. One morning dress, light green.
Misc-One nightgown, frilly. Three silver hairpins.
Sprankje's stuff
Explosives
Alarm Clocks
A fake note from Mirax saying I'm the AE in charge
My Cockney accent
Someone elses wallet
Note: Mrs E. has a fluttery upperclass english accent. Sprankje has a Cockney one. Thank you sooo much for taking for a while. Are you Pearl?
(May 5, 2016 - 9:22 am)
oooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!! Let's go Leeli!
um, Alfred, you can go, but I cant.
Oh, right. Of course. C'mon Nugget!!
okth isso unds real lyfu n!!!
translation, ok this sounds really fun!!!
they will bring:
I'll pack for both of us!
no!i canp ackf ormy self
translation, no! I can pack for myself
illb ring:
cndy candy
I'll bring my already packed bag. I leave it packed with everything I need just in case I come Accross a ski lodge.
(May 6, 2016 - 8:43 am)