Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

CAPTCHAS and Æs! Come here! You opened the garage door. Your Æ had been especially naughty, and your parents thought that your CAPTCHAS needed a bath. They both had to sleep in the garage tonight. You slammed the door and walked back into the house. (no CBers allowed beyond this point. CAPTCHAS AND ÆS only)

Alright. So you're a CAPTCHA? An Æ? You've come to the right place! For years, you've watched your CBers go on countless ski lodges, and you've had no say on them. You've been forced to come, and then gotten killed! Well, it's your turn. Leave you're CBer behind and come with me. What? You're in? Alrighty then. Let's get started.

You walked into your CBers kitchen. You used a chair and a stool stacked on top of each other to climb up onto the kitchen counter. You were doing a harmless thing! Stealing  a few donuts for the CAPTCHA. Ok, maybe you would eat a few. But when you opened the cabinet door, it was empty. Only for a jar that said 'Butter Mayonaise'. You wondered if it was any good. You didn't bother to check the ingredients, but you did need to check the sugars. You couldn't eat anything UNDER 20 sugars. But, where the ingredients usually are, there was something strange. It said, hi! Are you reading this? Of course you are! Are you an Æ? No? Too bad! Check the sugars! What? Oh. This bite is where the sugars should be! Too bad! Do you want to go have fun in mr funny fun times ski lodge? No? Too bad! Open the cabinet and say, spill the lemon, spill the milk, butter mayo you will get! There! Nothin to it!

weird. Why would you do that? Why wouldn't you! But then, the chair and stool tower tilted, wobbled, CRASH!!! Oh no! What if your CBer found out! They wouldn't go on the Butter Mayonaise ski lodge! You needed to hurry! You hurried and said the words, "Spill the lemon! Spill the milk! Butter Mayo you will get!" The cabinet opened a second time, swirling with color! 'Bring the Mayonaise!' A voice said. You grabbed the bottle of Butter Mayonaise and jumped in. 

Ok! As you can see, this is a ski lodge for CAPTCHAS and Æs only! Send you're Æs and CAPTCHAS on a harmless trip that may or may not result in death! Don't worry, they will go through a teleport machine and be brought back to life if they die! Exept if they fall into the bottomless pit...... But that won't happen! I will stick with this and try to guess who I am!

- Butter Mayonaise