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CAPTCHAS and Æs! Come here! You opened the garage door. Your Æ had been especially naughty, and your parents thought that your CAPTCHAS needed a bath. They both had to sleep in the garage tonight. You slammed the door and walked back into the house. (no CBers allowed beyond this point. CAPTCHAS AND ÆS only)
Alright. So you're a CAPTCHA? An Æ? You've come to the right place! For years, you've watched your CBers go on countless ski lodges, and you've had no say on them. You've been forced to come, and then gotten killed! Well, it's your turn. Leave you're CBer behind and come with me. What? You're in? Alrighty then. Let's get started.
You walked into your CBers kitchen. You used a chair and a stool stacked on top of each other to climb up onto the kitchen counter. You were doing a harmless thing! Stealing a few donuts for the CAPTCHA. Ok, maybe you would eat a few. But when you opened the cabinet door, it was empty. Only for a jar that said 'Butter Mayonaise'. You wondered if it was any good. You didn't bother to check the ingredients, but you did need to check the sugars. You couldn't eat anything UNDER 20 sugars. But, where the ingredients usually are, there was something strange. It said, hi! Are you reading this? Of course you are! Are you an Æ? No? Too bad! Check the sugars! What? Oh. This bite is where the sugars should be! Too bad! Do you want to go have fun in mr funny fun times ski lodge? No? Too bad! Open the cabinet and say, spill the lemon, spill the milk, butter mayo you will get! There! Nothin to it!
weird. Why would you do that? Why wouldn't you! But then, the chair and stool tower tilted, wobbled, CRASH!!! Oh no! What if your CBer found out! They wouldn't go on the Butter Mayonaise ski lodge! You needed to hurry! You hurried and said the words, "Spill the lemon! Spill the milk! Butter Mayo you will get!" The cabinet opened a second time, swirling with color! 'Bring the Mayonaise!' A voice said. You grabbed the bottle of Butter Mayonaise and jumped in.
Ok! As you can see, this is a ski lodge for CAPTCHAS and Æs only! Send you're Æs and CAPTCHAS on a harmless trip that may or may not result in death! Don't worry, they will go through a teleport machine and be brought back to life if they die! Exept if they fall into the bottomless pit...... But that won't happen! I will stick with this and try to guess who I am!
- Butter Mayonaise
submitted by Butter Mayonaise , age Join this, Ski Lodge!!
(May 4, 2016 - 9:46 am)
(May 4, 2016 - 9:46 am)
DAY ONE:
all of the Æs and CAPTCHAS jumped through the cabinet. Puck tried to pull out some pranks, and Sir Galahad blushed when she grabbed his roses and waved them in the air for all to see. Mrs Elton yelled for sprankjie to wait up while she stuffed her last evening dress in her suitcase. Vixtion batted her eyelashes and pranced around, showing off her beauty while she waited. Then a train whizzed by, and Butter Mayonaise stepped off. "Greetings, guests" a hint of an amused grin. Alfred clapped his hands exitedly. Butter Mayonaise led the guests into the train, where they got a full tour. "This is the engine, where we drive, and if you keep walking back you will see the dining car, back here is the ice skating room." Elsa's face lit up. "And here we are at the cabins." Each room was different. First, there was the arctic room. Each bed was made of snow, and the ground was covered in ice. Butter Mayonaise handed out coats and mittens for everyone staying in that room:
Elsa
Theodosia
torstyn
MewFour
Hemin
and then she moved on to the next room. "Welcome to the reef room." Butter Mayonaise said. She handed scuba gear to
Golden
Alfred
Bronwyn
BABTMP
Sprankje
who then swam into the under water room. There were fish and crabs, as well as a reef. The beds were made out of reef and actually IN the reef. The next room they came to was called the mountain room. It was up high, and had snow on the peaks. The beds sat on the side of the biggest mountain in the middle, giving the entire room a slanted Appearence.
Vixtion
Pinkie
Mrs E
Fig
Xiotuzi
ran into the room, arguing over beds. Next was the sky room. Each bed was a cloud, and the room was blue. It looked just like the sky. And the fall from the beds was a big one. Jetpacks were handed to
Sloth
PSXtreme
Bronwyn
Fudimo
Sir Galahad
who then shot up into the clouds. Last but not least was the forest room. The beds were made of soft leaves, and trees towered overhead.
Nugget
Puck
Meox
bounded happily in and jumped into the leaf beds. Then, with everyone in their selective rooms, the train took off.
(May 6, 2016 - 9:33 am)
Um, excuse me Butter?
You forgot Blizzard. I know he doesn't show up much, but please? He's a white Persian who can speak 5 languages. He's much calmer than most AEs, but he did bring a Frozen Veggie Blaster.
(May 7, 2016 - 7:14 am)
Sorry Cho! Blizzard is in the Forest room.
(May 7, 2016 - 10:43 am)
Okay! Thanks!
(May 7, 2016 - 2:37 pm)
This is my fault for not mentioning him too much in my post, but you forgot about my Captcha, Whistler.
(May 7, 2016 - 11:11 am)
Sorry Mirax T.! Whistler is in the forest room as well.
(May 7, 2016 - 7:16 pm)
Here we goooooooo!!!! *Eyes giant snow hill beside bed* Do you have any skis? It seems like I might need them.
Speak for yourself! *Over* No CBers, no restrictions, LITERALLY BEST SKI LODGE EVER!!! *Over*
Yeah dude, what's up with skis? Can't you just belly slide down the hill? Torstyn the Penguin... I can see it all now!
Wow. Thanks. Hey, do you guys know how Meox is doing?
You just want to know 'cause she's sharing a room with Puuuuuuck! *Over*
No I don't! Oh wait, here Meox comes.
*Snoring in cushy leaf hammock* Cmdx.
What the heck does that mean?!?
Curiosity makes duplicate explosions. *Over*
Wait, what? BABTMP, how did you know that?
I took one of ballet's translation courses. *Over*
She had translation courses?!?
Yyia.
Yes, you ignorant AE. *Over*
YOU LITTLE-
*OVER AND OUT!!! OVER AND OUT!!!*
(May 6, 2016 - 5:30 pm)
I don't know if I want to join yet, but I'd like to know if there will be an open spot next Saturday?
(May 7, 2016 - 8:02 pm)
probably. I will save a spot for you.
(May 8, 2016 - 8:49 am)
Grace: I'm coming! This sounds AWESOME! I can't wait to see what kind of mischief, mayhem, and mania we stir up!
Umbridga: Oh, oh, I shall come too! This shall be my first ski lodge. Owlgirl never lets me go on them with her. Just because she doesn't really like me! How unfair! I cause much less trouble than Grace, really.
Hey!
It's true. You know it. And aren't you proud of it? You always seem joyful of the fact that you ask completely crazy.
That's true. I AM PROUD TO BE CRAZY!
(May 8, 2016 - 12:03 pm)
DAY TWO:
All of the Æs and CAPTCHAS woke up bright and early. Butter Mayonaise was there to greet them. They all ran through the train to the breakfast buffet. There was every kind of food you could imagine. Pizza, sandwiches, pancakes, candy, you name it and they had it! The CAPTCHAS ate quietly, while the Æs gobbled their food. Exept for Alfred and Mrs Elton. They were a bit more mannerly. After that, Butter Mayonaise took everyone to the back of the train. But they were confused when she said that they would be doing things here all day. The Æs and CAPTCHAS knew that all there were was an ice skating rink and then the bedrooms. But the ice skating rink had disappeared. Then the train came to a sudden stop. Everyone rushed to the engine to see what was wrong. When they looked out the window, they gasped. The track had been suspended over open air the entire time! And now the track was gone! It had just stopped! Then, the rest of the track, including the part that the train was sitting on, dissappeared. And everyone fell.
Dun! Dun! Dun!
day two part two coming soon.
(May 10, 2016 - 8:42 am)
Hey, Butter Mayoniase? Do you mind if my new AE, 8-Piece, joins me? He showed up after this Ski Lodge, so I didn't get a chance to tell about him. You can put him in the Forest Room, thanks.
P.S. He's an anthro, a human with gray dog ears and a gray dog tail. He's one of those guys who's really laid-back and cool. MewFour hates him, at least for the time being.
Thanks!
Yeah, thanks, bro!
(May 10, 2016 - 10:33 am)
Butter, you're Leeli!
(May 10, 2016 - 2:34 pm)
UGGG!!! I am so bad at concealing my identity! I can't believe I posted under Leeli! Well, you are correct. ;-)
(May 11, 2016 - 8:09 am)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!! (Begins praying fervently)
YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE A FIGMENT OF BALLET'S IMAGINATION!!! YOU DON'T AGE!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
WASD!!!!!
WE ARE SO DYING!!!!!
OH, WOW, THANKS FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT!!!
-AND PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR STEALING ALL OF BABTMP AND TORSTYN'S PIES!!!! AMEN!!!!!
YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!
(May 10, 2016 - 9:04 pm)