Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Treehouse mystery

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You open your eyes blearily and check your alarm clock. Only seven o'clock?! You groan and roll out of bed. You plod your way to the kitchen, rubbing your eyes. Grumpily, you begin to make breakfast. When you try to pour milk into your cereal, however, a rolled-up note slides out if the milk jug. Gripped by curiosity, you snatch it up, unroll it, and read with growing interest:

Dear You,

Congratulations! If you are holding this in your hand right now, then you have been invited to a ten-day, nine-night vacation at Shallow Creek Woods Treehouse! You are more than welcome to bring AEs, CAPTCHAS, CAPTCHAES, weapons, food, and wharewha else makes you feel at home. There will be opportunities to swim, so bringing a swimsuit is advisable. This is truly a once-in-a-lifetime chance, because Shallow Creek Woods Treehouse will be closed to the public after your stay. If you would like to come, it is necessary that you fill out the below form:

Name:

Role:

Age:

Gender:

Appearance:

Personality:

Packing list:

Other:

TO ATTEND, YOU MUST AGREE TO THE TERMS THAT SHALLOW CREEK WOODS TREEHOUSE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACCIDENTS, INJURIES, OR DEATH. DO YOU AGREE?

To reply yes, simply fill out the form, then, on the morning of August 13th, fold it into fourths, hold it in your palm, and say 'ready for the wild.' If you don't say yes by August 13th, you will not be able to attend. Transportation will arrive for you as soon as you reply.

Best wishes,

Madam F. M. Bearu

You immediately run and grab a pen.

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This is, indeed, the ski lodge connected to the hotel ski lodge I finished not too long ago. I intend to make this one more eloquent then the hotel one, which was painfully short. If you like mysterious, strange ski lodges, then by all means, come.