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Song Lyrics, take three: Because I am too lazy to try to resurrect the old one. So sue me.

Basically self explanatory, I would imagine. You post lyrics... to songs... Mainly I use these threads to (try) to rid myself of Ear Worms.

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You're so nice...
You're not good,
You're not bad,
You're just nice.
I'm not good,
I'm not nice,
I'm just right.
I'm the Witch.
You're the world.

I'm the hitch.
I'm what no one believes,
I'm the Witch.
You're all liars and theives,
Like his father,
Like his son will be, too--
Oh, why bother?
You'll just do what you do.

It's the last midnight,
So, goodbye all.
Coming at you fast, midight-
Soon you'll see the sky fall. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(April 10, 2010 - 7:38 pm)

@NDT: I love the Beatles!!  Thanks for putting up some of their lyrics!!  

 

So, I've recently had an obsession with "Beauty and the Beast," not the movie, but the 1994 Broadway production.  Terrence Mann!!!!!!!  (For all those who aren't complete geeks like me, he plays the Beast, and has an AMAZING voice.)

Lyrics to "Me" sung by Gaston (or Burke Moses) and a bit of Belle (Susan Egan).  Not a Terry song, but quite entertaining.  Gaston thinks this is a proposal, but I would classify it more as a '101 reasons not to marry me' song.  Which is why I always crack up when I listen to it.  Oh, and another note: These lyrics have not been taken from a lyric site.  I listened to the song many times over, though I already had most of it memorized, and put it all in a word document.  I have most of the musical saved on my computer worked out by me with only minimal help from lyric websites for lines I couldn't figure out.  Enjoy!

Me

 

Gaston: You’ve been dreaming just one dream

Nearly all your life!

Hoping, scheming just one thing,

Will you be a wife?

Will you be some he-man’s property?

Good news, that he-man’s me!

 

This equation: girl plus man

Doesn’t help just you!

On occasion, women can have their uses too!

Mainly to extend the family tree!

Pumpkin, extend with me!

 

Gaston: We’ll be raising sons galore!

Belle: Inconceivable!

Gaston: Each built six foot four!

Belle: Unbelievable!

Gaston: Each one stuffed with every Gaston gene!

Belle: I’m not hearing this!

Gaston: You’ll be keeping house with pride!

Belle: Just incredible!

Gaston: Each day gratified-

Belle: So unweddable!

Gaston: That you are part of this idyllic scene!

 

Gaston (spoken): Picture this:  A rustic hunting lodge!  My latest kill roasting over the fire!  My little wife massaging my feet!  While the little ones play on the floor with the dogs – oh, we’ll have six or seven!

Belle: Dogs?

Gaston: No, Belle!  Strapping boys, like me!

Belle (wearily): Imagine that.

 

Gaston: I can see that we will share

All that love implies!

We shall be the perfect pair

Rather like my thighs!

You are face to face with destiny!

All roads lead to –

The best things in life are –

All’s well that ends with me!

Escape me, there’s no way!

Certain as “Do, Re!”

Belle, when you marry–

 

(Spoken) So Belle, what’ll it be?

Is it, “Yes,” or is it, “Oh YES!!”?

Belle: I…I just don’t deserve you.

Gaston: Who does?

Me!!!

Belle: But thanks for asking!

 

 

submitted by Leaf ♪☮♥, age 13, on a tree!
(June 25, 2010 - 5:27 pm)

Lol. Especially the nice double meaning of "I don't deserve you." 

submitted by ZNZ
(June 27, 2010 - 8:25 pm)

Indeed.

Also: I love Terrence Mann!

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(June 28, 2010 - 1:05 am)

Yay Susan Egan!

/disney geekishness

submitted by Mary W., age 12.3, NJ
(June 28, 2010 - 9:35 am)

I'm responding to all three posts above me!

@ZNZ: Hehe.  I know.  I always laugh about how Gaston thinks he's so smart ("Who has brains like Gaston?" <--line from "Gaston (Reprise)), but he actually fails to pick up on everything that makes him so unattractive.  He just cracks up.

 

@TNÖ: YAY!!!  A fellow Terry fan!!!  I could rant about him for a loong time... ;)  And for you, I will put up a Terrence Mann song.  But first, I will respond to Mary Liz.

 

@Mary Liz: We can all be Disney geeks together! ;)

 

Okay, now for a Terry song, because I can't resist.  Now this one is completely memorized, but I don't feel like typing it out... *opens up word doc* *grabs lyrics* *pastes*

 

If I Can’t Love Her

 

And in my twisted face,

There’s not the slightest trace

Of anything that even hints of kindness

And from my tortured shape

No comfort, no escape

I see, but deep within is utter blindness

Hopeless

As my dream dies

As the time flies

Love is a lost illusion!

Helpless

 Unforgiven

Cold and driven

To this set conclusion:

 

No beauty could move me

No goodness improve me

No power on earth

If I can’t love her.

 

No passion could reach me

No lesson could teach me

How I could have loved her

And make her love me too

If I can’t love her, then who?

 

Long ago I should have seen *dun*

All the things I could have been *dun*

Careless and unthinking

I move onward!

 

No pain could be deeper

No life could be cheaper

No point anymore

If I can’t love her!

 

No spirit could win me

No hope left within me

Hope I could have loved her

And that she’d set me free

But it’s not to be

If I can’t love her

Let the world be done with me!

 

Just imagine the power and beauty of Terry's voice added to this song!  Ahhh!

~Leaf 

submitted by Leaf ♪☮♥, age 13, on a tree!
(June 30, 2010 - 7:37 am)

Yes, I love that song! It's so pretty and kind of sad.

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There, out in the darkness 
A fugitive running 
Fallen from God 
Fallen from grace 
God be my witness 
I never shall yield 
Till we come face to face 
Till we come face to face 
He knows his way in the dark 
But mine is the way of the Lord 
And those who follow the path of the righteous 
Shall have their reward 
And if they fall 
As Lucifer fell 
The flame 
The sword! 
Stars 
In your multitudes 
Scarce to be counted 
Filling the darkness 
With order and light 
You are the sentinels 
Silent and sure 
Keeping watch in the night 
Keeping watch in the night 
You know your place in the sky 
You hold your course and your aim 
And each in your season 
Returns and returns 
And is always the same 
And if you fall as Lucifer fell 
You fall in vain! 
And so it must be 
And so it is written 
On the doorway to paradise 
That those who falter and those who fall 
Must pay the price! 
Lord let me find him 
That I may see him 
Safe behind bars 
I will never rest 
Till then, this I swear 
This I swear by the stars! 

 

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(June 30, 2010 - 7:22 pm)

At TNO:

Thank you!!!!!!! Finally someone who listens to Gospel music!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admins, look at the comment by me on the bottem of this page!! Please answer my question!!!

Do you mean about Christian music? I like almost all kinds of music, however I don't listen to much rap.  On the radio, I don't always know what kind of music I'm hearing. I pay more attention to the music than to the lyrics. I do love anything by Bach, probably the greatest church musician of all time!

Admin

submitted by Vida Spanish 4 Life, age 10.5
(July 17, 2010 - 1:22 pm)

...What? 

Stars is from Les Mis, if that's what you're talking about. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 17, Deep Space
(July 19, 2010 - 12:34 pm)

Yes I meant Christian music!! And I am not allowed to listen to normal rap - so do you listen to gospel rap??!!!

submitted by Vida Spanish 4 Life, age Almost 11
(July 19, 2010 - 4:29 pm)

I don't listen to rap, period. I think it's annoying.

submitted by TNO, age 17, Circ Desk
(July 20, 2010 - 7:58 pm)

Not really but I like it!! Um... if you really listen to the lyrics on Christian Rap than it's not so annoying!!!Yell

submitted by Vida, age 10.5
(July 22, 2010 - 1:23 pm)

It's not the lyrics I mind, it's the style of music. All beat, no tune, barely any talent required outside of the ability to enunciate at high speed... Gives me a headache.

submitted by TNÖ, age 17, Deep Space
(July 23, 2010 - 7:23 pm)

Agreed. 

Though... last year when I went to camp and we were driving somewhere in the bus, this one guy free-styled really well and I somewhat enjoyed it, mostly because he was really good and the lyrics were hilarious.  But other than that one time, I agree that rap isn't really worth it.  That's only my opinion and I don't want to step on other people's opinions.

Okay... let me go see what I have in terms of lyrics...  Ah, here we go.  And sorry for all the random 'oohs' and 'ahhs' and other noises in the middle.  I was listening to the song while writing down the lyrics and I decided to write down all the interjections during the awesome dance number.  But it makes it quite a long song... :)  Here we go:

 

Gaston

 

(Spoken) Gaston: Who does she think she is?  That girl has tangled with the wrong man!!

 

LeFou: You’re right!

 

Gaston: No one says no to Gaston!!!  Dismissed, rejected, publicly humiliated! It’s more than I can bear!

 

LeFou: More beer?

 

Gaston: What for?  Nothing helps.  I’m disgraced!

 

LeFou: Who you?  Never!  Gaston, you gotta pull yourself together!!

(Singing) Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston,

Looking so down inthe dumps!

Every guy here’d like to be you, Gaston,

Even when taking your lumps!

 

There’s no man in town as admired as you,

You’re everyone’s favorite guy!

Everyone’s awed and inspired by you,

And it’s not very hard to see why-ee-y-yah!

 

No one’s slick as Gaston,

No one’s quick as Gaston,

No one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston!

For there’s no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon—ooh! – 

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley,

And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

 

Townspeople: No one’s been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston!

 

LeFou: No one’s got as well cleft in his chin like Gaston!

 

Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!

 

Townspeople: My what a guy like Gaston!

 

Guy: Give five

Townspeople:“Hurrahs!”

Guy: Give twelve

Townspeople: “Hip, hips!”

 

LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips—ow!!!

 

Townspeople: No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

 

LeFou: In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston!

 

Girls: For there’s no one as burly and brawny,

 

Gaston: As you see, I’ve got biceps to spare!

 

LeFou: Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny-

 

Gaston: (Spoken) That’s right!  (Singing) And every last inch of me’s covered with hair!

 

Men: No one hits like Gaston!

 

Women: Matches wits like Gaston!

 

LeFou: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!

 

Gaston: I’m especially good at expectorating! Ptooeh!

 

Cronies: Ten points for Gaston!

 

Gaston: When I was a lad, I ate four-dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large,

And now that I’m grown, I eat five-dozen eggs

So I’m roughly the size of a barge!!!

 

Uh!

 

Townspeople: Ooh!

 

Gaston: Ragh!

 

Townspeople: Ahh!

 

Gaston: Ahhh!

 

Townspeople: Wow!

My what a guy like Gaston!!

 

Gaston: Hua, hua, hua, hua

 

Townspeople: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Ooh!

 

Gaston: Heh, heh, heh, ha, haaa!

 

Townspeople: Ha ha!

Hee ha!!  Wahh!! Haha!

 

Some random guys: Ooohh!

 

Gaston:G..g..g..girls!  Please!  There’s plenty for all! Hmhmhua.

 

Girls: Eeeee!  Ooowaaooo!

 

Gaston: Huahua!

Ooh!

 

Townspeople: Ha, ha, ha!

 

Gaston: Take it up, boys!!

 

Townspeople: *cheers* Ohhahhaoohah!

 

Gaston: Ha ha!

 

Townspeople:Hahahahaa!

 

Guy: Ow!

 

People: rrrrrr (tongue roll)

 

Townspeople: *collective cheer*

Hey!  Yee ha!

 

Gaston: Ah, ha ha ha!

 

Townspeople: No one shoots like Gaston

Matches beauts like Gaston!

 

LeFou: Then goes tromping around wearing those boots like Gaston!

 

Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!!!

 

Townspeople: My what a guy!!!

 

Gaston: Ohhhahhh, haha haaaa!

 

Townspeople: Gaston!!!

 

[duh, dun, dun!]

 

 (Spamboy says, "yuto."  It sounds funny...)

~Leaf 

submitted by Leaf ♪☮♥, age 13, on a tree!
(July 24, 2010 - 7:17 am)

Wait TNO.  Try Mockingbird by EMINEM.  It's really pretty, actually, and not so fast.  Even amy grandma likes it xD

submitted by Trixy
(August 3, 2010 - 11:13 am)

Does anyone listen to CR (Christian Rap)??

I do! It's kinda hard to tell if it rap or if it's CR. They sound alike but the lyrics don't!!!!!!!!!

The two rappers I listen to are Jarell Flowers and Andre (Dre) Loc!! 

 

Does anyone listen to Christian music at all?? I do if anyone else does please start a thread or post on this thread if you do!!

submitted by Vida, age 10
(July 4, 2010 - 4:15 pm)