OFFICIAL FLOOF INDUSTRIES

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OFFICIAL FLOOF INDUSTRIES

OFFICIAL FLOOF INDUSTRIES EMPLOYEE SHEET

Of course, you will be just an employee, and you will have six bosses, two of which represent my left and right brain, three of which are CAPTCHAs, and only one is real, but hey, it’s Floof! 

Your job as a Floof Industries employee will be to collect info from your category. You can do it from all sources: friends, books, websites, anywho, just make sure if you use a website or book, you include that source. Your quota is at least three things in your category; if this is not met by the date of the next MCU, you will be fired. You can be re-hired tho.

 

Here’s your submission template:

Name:

Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,):

Why you wanna work here:

Favorite Meme (yes this is important):

Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: 

Favorite Floof Member:

What do we want:

When do we want it:

What would you do for a Klondike bar:

submitted by Floof Industries, An Igloo
(December 10, 2019 - 1:49 pm)

Name: Nyx

Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Advice Column.

Why you wanna work here: Bc... you know I can't remember.

Favorite Meme (yes this is important): It's a picture of a cat making a weird face, and it says: "You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running."

Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Sure, so long as they're not sticky.

Favorite Floof Member: Andrea.

What do we want: I don't know.

When do we want it: I'm assuming when it's needed?

What would you do for a Klondike bar: What's a Klondike bar?

submitted by Nyx, age 12 years, earth
(December 10, 2019 - 3:51 pm)

YOU'RE HIRED!

Nicknames: Advice Column Buddy, Waited Way Too Long

Here are your stick-free pinecones and a "Seal" of approval that Ted found! He's in a pokeball, but his only powers are approving things. Thanks, Ted! 

And thank you so much for loving ME!

And waiting so long. 

submitted by Floof Industries, Plymouth Rock
(December 31, 2019 - 7:23 pm)
submitted by Bop to the TOP!!
(December 31, 2019 - 7:23 pm)

Ok, I can't promise that I'll keep up with this, but I'll try!

Name: Spellbound

Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Advice column or awards, whichever you think is more needed

Why you wanna work here: Because monthly checkups/floof/workers/everything about this is awesome and I love them!

Favorite Meme (yes this is important): ummm, I don't um (please don't yell at me!) really care about memes

Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: they're weird brown egg shaped spiky-but-not-really things, so, they're fine, I guess

Favorite Floof Member: does Floof count?-because Floof, btw, you're awesome!

What do we want: what do you mean by we? 

When do we want it: again, we?

What would you do for a Klondike bar: Pay for it I guess, or ask my grandma XD

submitted by Spellbound, age 10, nowhere to be found
(January 31, 2020 - 5:34 pm)

he knows.

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submitted by Floof Industries , P.W's Buffet
(February 5, 2020 - 5:42 pm)

Name: Clovertoe 

Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Awards 

Why you wanna work here: Because once someone here gave me an award, because the name is cool, because this form is funny 

Favorite Meme (yes this is important): "I have a new OC!! Her name is Starkit, and she's gonna rule ThunderClan!!!" and "Look at my new OC!!! She's immortal and invincible and Jayfeather's mate!!! She's one fourth of all Clans, and her name is Rainbowdiamond!!!" Same picture, same meme?(Both Warriors memes)

Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Yes, please! 

Favorite Floof Member: The real you

What do we want: wut 

When do we want it: again wut 

What would you do for a Klondike bar: Eat it? 

 

-ncobi-

Don't know her. 

submitted by Clovertoe, age 24 Moons, WindClan
(February 2, 2020 - 7:23 pm)

No wait no I mean advice! sorry.

submitted by Clovertoe, age 24 Moons, WindClan
(February 2, 2020 - 7:33 pm)

ALL OF YOU ARE HIRED

submitted by Floof Industries, P.W's Buffet
(February 3, 2020 - 11:01 am)

Yay!! But would you rather me work in advice column or jokes?

submitted by Spellbound, age 10, nowhere to be found
(February 4, 2020 - 9:25 pm)

not jokes, awards, sorry!!!

submitted by Spellbound, age 10, nowhere to be found
(February 4, 2020 - 9:57 pm)
submitted by Advice Please, P.W's Buffet
(February 5, 2020 - 5:40 pm)

Name:

Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Anything but jokes.

Why you wanna work here: Because Floof Industries is awesome and don't know any of y'all, and what better way to meet you than working here?

Favorite Meme (yes this is important): I have no idea?

Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Do they smell good?

Favorite Floof Member: Like I said. No idea, but I'd love to learn!

What do we want: Perfection!

When do we want it: As soon as is logically possible.

What would you do for a Klondike bar: I don't know exactly what that is, but is sounds good! I think I'll steal it from my sister!

submitted by PygmyOwl
(February 4, 2020 - 9:47 pm)
submitted by Hired!
(February 5, 2020 - 5:43 pm)

What category?

submitted by PygmyOwl
(February 5, 2020 - 8:27 pm)

hallo

its heroesofolympus 

what is floof industries? #NewieQuestions 

its sounds cool...

Name:

Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): advice :3

Why you wanna work here: because then i can tell people socks solve everything go read a book :D

Favorite Meme (yes this is important): *image of Quirell* THERES A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!! *image of Dumpledor* Prefects lead the houses to their dorms! *image of Malfoy* but the slytherin dorms are in the dungeons! *dumpledor again* OMG MALFOY YOU ACT LIKE I EVEN CARE (harry potter meme)

Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: yeahhhhhh pinecones are greta but they need socks

Favorite Floof Member: no idea what floof industries is

What do we want: socks

When do we want it: now

What would you do for a Klondike bar: go eat socks instead

submitted by Heroes@everyone, age eternal, somewhere-everywhere
(May 14, 2020 - 6:12 pm)