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OFFICIAL FLOOF INDUSTRIES EMPLOYEE SHEET
Of course, you will be just an employee, and you will have six bosses, two of which represent my left and right brain, three of which are CAPTCHAs, and only one is real, but hey, it’s Floof!
Your job as a Floof Industries employee will be to collect info from your category. You can do it from all sources: friends, books, websites, anywho, just make sure if you use a website or book, you include that source. Your quota is at least three things in your category; if this is not met by the date of the next MCU, you will be fired. You can be re-hired tho.
Here’s your submission template:
Name:
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,):
Why you wanna work here:
Favorite Meme (yes this is important):
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N:
Favorite Floof Member:
What do we want:
When do we want it:
What would you do for a Klondike bar:
submitted by Floof Industries, An Igloo
(December 10, 2019 - 1:49 pm)
(December 10, 2019 - 1:49 pm)
I would want to join. Now active member of the CB, so...can you give me a chance?
Here’s your submission template:
Name: Sparkle Moon
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Important Dates, please.
Why you wanna work here: Beacause I would want to help out with Floof Industries, and I think it's a great job!
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): Why did the chickens cross the road?...
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Yes!
Favorite Floof Member:'Floof!
What do we want: TO GET OUTTA HOME!
When do we want it: NOW!
What would you do for a Klondike bar: Travel to Mexico (I don't wanna go to MX) skip my summer camp, greet my enemy for the last time and jump into a pool of raw COLD WATERRR!
(June 27, 2020 - 7:34 pm)
Name: moonshine, call me MS for short,
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): advice column, or anything really, I speicialize in random facts
Why you wanna work here: Because this seems to be a good place to work in and I love the jokes
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): ALWAYS EAT DESSERT FIRST
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: I used to like collecting them but now I collect other stuff like leaves
Favorite Floof Member: I really don't know
What do we want: not entirely understanding this question
When do we want it: not entirely understanding this question
What would you do for a Klondike bar: hmmmm I guess eat my veges?
(July 6, 2020 - 6:14 pm)
The reason I said random facts for a specialty is because I have a book full of them. NO JOKE. so yeah. I have a comment, If you do hire me, be aware my computer takes time to load comments so if I respond later then you think I would have, that's why
(July 6, 2020 - 6:18 pm)
Soo...yeah.
Name: Sirfire, nicknames I tried to get people to use: Sir, Sirfrier
Catergory I would like to work in: Important Dates. I have a National Day-by-day calender.
Why I wanna work here: BECAUSE I WANNA GET A COMMENT IN THE MAGAZINE!!! Also I think it looks cool.
Favorite meme: Once I watched a MPHFPC as vines/memes video and it was really funny. I can't name a specific one.
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Um... no. They really don't do anything and are usually covered in sap.
Favorite Floof member: Idk!?
What do we want: Me to give you info?
When do we want it: Before each month?
What would you do for a Klondike bar: Give someone unlimited picturings.
(July 6, 2020 - 6:58 pm)
I'd also do awards.
(July 7, 2020 - 8:24 am)
Name: Zahava Shira
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Important dates and/or advice column
Why you wanna work here: Because I'm bored
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): Don't have one. THE HORROR. Yes, I know.
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Pinecones are amazing. First of all, they're everywhere, so you better like them, because you have to deal with them anyways. Getting weird sticky stuff all over your clothes grows on you. Secondly, pinecones are very important to our ecosystem. Why, I have no idea. But I bet they are. And finally, I can't see them from my bedroom window, and at this point, that about fits my criteria for something being wonderful and great and amazing and etc. blah blah blah
Favorite Floof Member: Don't have one of these, either
What do we want: World peace. And ice cream.
When do we want it: Now would be good.
What would you do for a Klondike bar: Nothing. Why's it ordering me around anyways?
(July 9, 2020 - 3:34 pm)
Zahava S. hahahahahahahaha!!! that is hilarious. Are you new, btw?
(July 13, 2020 - 10:59 am)
I'm new-ish; I've been here for about three months.
(July 13, 2020 - 3:05 pm)
Name: Joel
Category you would like to work in: Important Dates
Why you wanna work here: Because I love Floof Industries
Favorite Meme: Sometimes it's good to start over
Pinecones: They are really sticky so I don't like them on my hands
Favorite Floof Member: You!
Sorry I have 2 get off my computer now but I hope you like my part of the form I did give you.
(July 10, 2020 - 1:33 pm)
Mmm sounds intereshtink
Name: Call me Skiies
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Advice
Why you wanna work here: Cause it’s intereshtink
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): JAYBURGERZZZZZZZZZ also Those ones I made up (too many to list)
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Mmm well, *deep breath* Pinecones are an intereshtink subject in my opinion. A lot of times they are very stick with sap which then makes them not so appealing but it also mean you can stick them to other people’s faces which is a plus. On the other side when they’re not sticky they’re very nice for decorating, you put them on a birch bark plate and it looks very nice, add some hollyberries and it’s christmas themed. Add some leaves and it’s autnum themed. I could go on forever
Favorite Floof Member: Ella Starburst of course
What do we want: ME
When do we want it: RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATLY YESH MAAM
What would you do for a Klondike bar: yell the song fifteen times at the top of my lungs and then take it becuase somebody gave it to me so I would stop. Also the last one I ate said throw a birthday party at the DMV so that happened
(July 21, 2020 - 9:17 pm)
Lol! you guys are so funny!
(July 27, 2020 - 12:00 pm)