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OFFICIAL FLOOF INDUSTRIES EMPLOYEE SHEET
Of course, you will be just an employee, and you will have six bosses, two of which represent my left and right brain, three of which are CAPTCHAs, and only one is real, but hey, it’s Floof!
Your job as a Floof Industries employee will be to collect info from your category. You can do it from all sources: friends, books, websites, anywho, just make sure if you use a website or book, you include that source. Your quota is at least three things in your category; if this is not met by the date of the next MCU, you will be fired. You can be re-hired tho.
Here’s your submission template:
Name:
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,):
Why you wanna work here:
Favorite Meme (yes this is important):
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N:
Favorite Floof Member:
What do we want:
When do we want it:
What would you do for a Klondike bar:
submitted by Floof Industries, An Igloo
(December 10, 2019 - 1:49 pm)
(December 10, 2019 - 1:49 pm)
hallo
its heroesofolympus
what is floof industries? #NewieQuestions
its sounds cool...
Name:
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): advice :3
Why you wanna work here: because then i can tell people socks solve everything go read a book :D
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): *image of Quirell* THERES A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!! *image of Dumpledor* Prefects lead the houses to their dorms! *image of Malfoy* but the slytherin dorms are in the dungeons! *dumpledor again* OMG MALFOY YOU ACT LIKE I EVEN CARE (harry potter meme)
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: yeahhhhhh pinecones are greta but they need socks
Favorite Floof Member: no idea what floof industries is
What do we want: socks
When do we want it: now
What would you do for a Klondike bar: go eat socks instead
(May 14, 2020 - 6:12 pm)
Name: Porcelain Dragon
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Can I make a section? I think it'd be really cool to have a "monthly short story" section.
Why you wanna work here: Because I like writing short stories!
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): Oof um... I don't know... There are so many good ones!
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: YES, FIBONACCI SEQUENCE
Favorite Floof Member: Da floofie boi
What do we want: LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES
When do we want it: NYYYAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOW
What would you do for a Klondike bar: Ask for it nicely.
(February 7, 2020 - 1:03 pm)
So, I'm hired. Thank you. However, the deadline is coming up, and I still don't know what I am hired to do. Please just assign me any job except for jokes. Thank you!
(February 26, 2020 - 8:23 pm)
How about Advice?
(VERY SORRY FOR LATE RESPONSEEEE
(April 14, 2020 - 10:34 am)
Okay. What will this consist of?
(April 14, 2020 - 2:10 pm)
Well, it's jsut writing three submissions for the Advice Column Question!
(April 14, 2020 - 2:40 pm)
I decided to join in.
Name: Dusk Sky (but you can call me Dusk S. or just Dusk)
Category you would like to work in: Pretty much everything except jokes. I cannot make a joke, as sad as I am to say it.
Why you wanna work here: Because its flippin' fun. I just think it would be cool :).
Pinecones: thoughts?: Um... they're pretty cool. They're spiky and... cool. And the baby pinecones are fun to feel and mess around with. In my old house we had pine trees. There the pinecones were everywhere. So, yeah.
Favorite meme: Why must you make me go through the torture of picking ONE? Ughhhhh. Alright, I do like those cat and dog memes. Those are pretty good and wholesome. Yeah.
Favorite floof member: You really DO like torturing me. I guess Andrea, but I like all the floof members honestly.
What do we want: Um, probably to make Floof Industry posts at the start of the month?
When do we want it: Probably at the start of the month.
What would you do for a klondike bar: I don't really like candy, but if I ever wanted a klondike bar, I'd probably ask for it politely.
(April 13, 2020 - 10:25 am)
Name: Strawberri
category you would like to work in: Important dates
Why you want to work here: something to do in free time, and it seems like a lot of fun
Favorite Meme: Do you know The Office? You have 1 day.
Pinecones: Awesome! You can paint them and decorate them. Yea!
fav Floof member: Ella!
What do you want: content for the MCU
When you want it: before the MCU
What would yo do for a Klondike: mow the lawn, sleep on the floor for a week, skip dinner, miss school(ha, ha)
(April 13, 2020 - 2:12 pm)
Name: Majestic Mary
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Could I make a category called new CBers? Just so we can like, welcome all the CBers that joined in the previous month. But if not, I'll do important dates.
Why you wanna work here: Cuz the MCU is #epic and I want to help make it even more #epic !!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): Jim looking through the blinds (from the office)
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: They are very satisfying to step on *crunch* *crunch*
Favorite Floof Member: Why, Ella Starburst! But I like Andrea a lot too.
What do we want: For this pandemic to end!
When do we want it: NOOOOWWWWW!
What would you do for a Klondike bar:Slap someone's eyebrows off! (That's a little violent...)
(May 5, 2020 - 11:37 am)
@ Majestic Mary, do you watch the office?
(May 9, 2020 - 2:31 pm)
Indeed I do.
(May 10, 2020 - 8:08 pm)
I like your age :) and it is a great show
(June 2, 2020 - 4:19 pm)
(May 8, 2020 - 7:28 pm)
Name: Mahriel
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates): Advice or Jokes
Why you wanna work here: I am bored and this looks cool
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): I like too many!
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: There pretty cool.
Favorite Floof Member: Floof
What do we want: Ice cream
When do we want it:Now!
What would you do for a Klondike bar:Anythinggggg it is like a hundred degrees out!!!!
(May 26, 2020 - 1:51 pm)
Can I apply? I worked for Floof Industries before and unfortunately lost my job (sorry) but this time I'll make sure to do my job. I have a lot of extra time because of the virus.
Name: Barnswallow
Category: Important dates if available
Why I want to work for Floof Industries: It's fun and interesting to find out new things, I want to help the MCU to be the best it can be, I really like to help to contibute to Floof Industries and the Chatterbox as a whole, it's just a really cool community to spend time with
Favorite Meme: I just saw this one for the first time today. The format is a then and now with a really buff dog and then just a dog sitting there kinda sadly. One example I saw is "Quarantine in 2020:(sitting dog with bread loaf) Too much free time, guess I'll make sourdough. Quarantine in 1665:(buff dog in scholary robes and a wig) Too much free time, guess I'll INVENT CALCULUS"
Pinecones: Depends on the situation - like for paintings, picture, pinecone throwing fights, and having seeds for new trees, then yes. But for sitting on (Sound of Music) then no.
Favorite Floof Member: I assume you're talking about the 6 bosses, in that case my favorite is the one representing your left brain because I'm left handed and I love it and all other left type things.
What do we want:The awesomeness of Chatterbox
When do we want it: Forever
What would I do for a Klondike bar:I would hike hundreds of mile through the US, then up through the blistering cold of Northern Canada until I reached the den of the one and only Klondike Polar Bear. Where I would distract the bear with a fish before sliding into it's den and snatching up a Klondike bar. I would start to unwrap the bar and would be just about to take a bite. But then I would wake up from my dream in despair because I no longer am holding the prized dessert. Until I remember the box in the freezer and that is where I go.
(June 1, 2020 - 1:48 pm)