Hello, everynyaa. How

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Hello, everynyaa. How

Hello, everynyaa. How are you? Fine, thank you. Osaka: Oh maw gosh! 

Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things.....  Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!

Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....

 

-Cluny the Scourge 

submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)

At first I thought I wrote that music part. I love the same music, especially linkin park and coldplay

 

And what do you mean Legion from the superhero RP? 

submitted by Legion I., age 12, SD
(December 8, 2013 - 12:54 pm)

Sometimes, you just can't beat bribery.

ATTENTION ALL LEMMINGS OF THE CHATTERBOX:

Follow me, little lemmings, and I shall give you all of Narnia! All of Narnia, and all of Calormen. I shall give you all the little the islands and the end of the world! Aslan is available for tea every Saturday at 3 o'clock. You may choose to live a peaceful life, or you can decide to go on an adventure and slay giants! Do come follow me, and you shall have Narnia!*

Sincerely,

Supreme Commander (SC)

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*Cair Paravel, is, of course, mine. I am High Queen. I invite three others to be my lieutenants in mischief.

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Spamdragon says cbrd! The Chatter Box Really Does belong to SC.

submitted by SC, age ALLONS-Y!, FOR NARNIA
(August 16, 2012 - 10:08 pm)

Can I be your lieutenant in mischief??? Oh please oh please oh please!

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(August 17, 2012 - 7:22 am)

Yes you may be my lieutenant in mischief! What world do you think we should go out and conquer?

submitted by SC, age ALLONS-Y!, FOR NARNIA
(August 17, 2012 - 1:13 pm)

Britain!

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(August 17, 2012 - 3:31 pm)

I'm willing to join your team, SC, but the term 'lemming' doesn't come to mind. 

Ooh! If I am right, this will become the new world domination thread! Yayyy! 

Also: as my registration fee, I am willing to offer a free army of dragons and Extranei (people with element powers.) Be warned: you can command them, but they can not be used against me, and any attempt to use them against me will result in...something not very pleasant. 

 Oh, and I can throw in a few dark unicorns. 

submitted by Tiffany W.
(August 17, 2012 - 4:06 pm)

And thus begins the Lemmings War! 

Red (with Sakura C.) versus SC (with Quintus)

Prepare to lose! 

 

submitted by Red, age 13, MWA HA HA
(August 17, 2012 - 5:55 pm)

I, High Queen Supreme Commander SC Talorian Pracea Sairell Bray Saurini Drom Lornell Rhaiser-Chase of Narnia, hereby declare war on the United Kingdom!

When we (I, Quintus, Tiffany W.) have conquered Britain, defeated the Doctor, the DA, James Bond, and liberated the Death Eaters, we shall move forth with our armies of evil walking trees, dragons, Extranei, and a few dark unicorns, and we shall march/fly/move on whatever world/planet/country Red the -----* chooses for his battle.

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* Red, please choose your title. Everyone else needs one too! I am High Queen Supreme Commander SC Talorian Pracea Sairell Bray Saurini Drom Lornell Rhaiser-Chase of Narnia. High Queen SC of Narnia for short.

Tiffany W., your offer has been accepted. Please direct your minions to close around the United Kingdom.

Tiffany W. and Quintus, please choose your opponents on the Isle of Great Britain. I claim the 10th Doctor. He is currently in Scotland of Cardiff.

ALLONS-Y!

submitted by SC, age ALLONS-Y!, FOR NARNIA
(August 17, 2012 - 7:19 pm)

My opponent shall be Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, just because I hate him so much. And don't tell me he's dead, because he's not. MWAHAHA. 

Hm... I am Tiffany Carina Wiralod (full name unnecessary, call me Tiffany W.), leader of the Extranei and Liutenant-in-Mishief to High Queen SC of Narnia.

submitted by Tiffany W.
(August 17, 2012 - 9:01 pm)

WAIT! VOICE OF REASON!

Instead of fighting all of these amazing people, we should RECRUIT them! Then we shall be more powerful than ever!

Now I shall set about creating an army of Inferi.

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(August 20, 2012 - 9:59 am)

Logic and reason. *sighs* The bane of my life.

submitted by SC, age ALLONS-Y!, FOR NARNIA
(August 20, 2012 - 1:15 pm)

As I once told somebody... "Shut up, engineering major. We don't need your logic."

But you have to admit that would be a better plan than just killing them, eh?

(Oh gods I just said "eh". I'm turning into a REAL CANADIAN!)

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(August 21, 2012 - 7:21 am)

Go ahead and have Britain. We don't want it. We choose to invade ....... Canada! 

Sakura's army/weapons: For my sword, I call Zar'roc 2. For my cape, I get the An'Gangseh one. For my weapon.... I will use artistic license! Saolcu dictionary definition: artistic license. Noun. The law that states that Sakura can do whatever the heck Sakura wants because Sakura is an author.

Red's army/weapons: Because I called Zar'roc 2 you can either use the stupid foam cutless, The Fancy Ornate Plastic Sword Of Doom, Da Frog, or the mediocre plastic sword with no name. And you get either the black/red cape or the black/blue cape. And we have no lemmings at the moment so Mag gave you a legion of lemmings at my request.

How we will go about invading Canada: We shall attack Alberta first, followed by British Columbia, then the Yukon, New Brunswick, and the rest of Canada.

Goals of conquest:

1) Get SilverWing to join us.

2) Laugh evilly.

3) Hire Rush to play music for just us, and only us! And not Quintus!

Some nice things that I hope happen but probably won't:

1) Get Quintus to join the dark side-us.

2) Find a new sword for your collection. 

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, ?????
(August 17, 2012 - 10:24 pm)

Battle plan: Sounds good.  

Swords/capes/lemmings: Why do you get Zar'roc 2? That's the coolest one. But I'll take The Fancy Ornate Plastic Sword of Doom. Da Frog is good, but if we are the dark side, I don't think I want a benevolent looking sword (remember how we used to call it the Golden Sword od Domar?). By the An'Gangseh cape, I think you are referring to the black one with a hood. So I will take the black/red cape. Please thank Mag for the lemmings. Are Emackran lemmings any smarter than regular lemmings?

@SC: How exactly is this world domination/Chatterbox domination supposed to work out? Should we have any rules or just let pandemonium reign? 

@SilverWing: Please join our cause.  Orion, Zach L., plaese join our cause too.

submitted by Red, age 13, ???????
(August 18, 2012 - 10:51 am)

Wait, why do you want me? I'm already in Canada. And I like it how it is.

Sure. Whatever. As long as I can keep Nova Scotia for my own.

RULES ARE A GOOD IDEA.

I shall have a silver and grey Izeno cloak, with intricate symbols to baffle the enemy. And my Mackett swords. I can't hope to rule the world without my Mackett swords.

-SW

Hey, Rochelle says onon.

submitted by SilverWing
(August 20, 2012 - 11:46 am)