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Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things..... Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!
Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....
-Cluny the Scourge
submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
Hey! I'm on High Queen SC's team too!
I sort of think it should be a combination of all of them. Like, some in script form, some a report, some just a boring statement.
(August 22, 2012 - 4:00 pm)
What prompted me to join SC?
Thou shalt never know.
*maniacal laughter*
(August 23, 2012 - 12:14 pm)
Mwahahahahaha.
My turn. (I'm back from Hawaii.)
Who shall I join?
Suspense, suspense.
Fools.
Okay, now I am just ranting to drive you guys crazy. So feel free to skip down a few lines to see my allegiances.
I shall ponder condescendingly the advantages of each side of this war.
Red's side: Hmmm. . . Red happens to be my favorite color, as well as the name of the Awesome Evil Queen in The Looking Glass Wars.
SC: Ahh. An experienced CBer who likes DRAGONS :D Plus, Endey is awesome.
Okay, because of Endey, I'll join SC. Sorry, Red.
HOWEVER.
SC, for my allegiance in these troubled times, I demand the payment of five virtual unpoisoned cupcakes with virtual vanilla icing, and the rights to Hawaii. (Even the evil rulers of the world need to take time off.)
My title shall be: The Assistant Junior Esteemed Supreme Grand Exalted Master and Ruler of A Lot of Stuff. For short: The AJESGEMRALS. Or you can just call me Zach L.
(August 22, 2012 - 2:10 pm)
Why, of course you can have Hawaii!
How would you like your cupcakes? Vanilla with choclate frosting, red velvet, etc.
Welcome to Narnia, Zach L.
If you would like to speak to Endey, he is currently searching for dragons at the end of the world, but he should be back soon.
(August 22, 2012 - 5:55 pm)
About Endey: Cool. Do I need an appointment?
As for the cupcakes, chocolate with vanilla frosting. I love chocolate with vanilla frosting.
As for Hawaii + Narnia: YESSSSS!!
(August 23, 2012 - 11:31 am)
I could have phrased that better. It sounds like I thought I get to rule Narnia too. So, I know that I don't get Narnia.
Just saying.
And yeah, Red, I'm pretty sorry. I know how it feels to be the only guy.
>.<
But Endey is just . . . awesome. Although red (the color) is too. And dragons. And . . .
er . . . *receives virtual glares from around the CB*
okay, how 'bout I just click submit.
(August 23, 2012 - 11:40 am)
Zach L., having returned from Hawaii, decides to join SC's team after little deliberation. This may enrage Red, who asked all boys on the CB to join his side. To discuss her thoughts on this war, we now introduce to the studio Miss Madison Jefferson!
Sonny: *struts in and plops down on couch* It's Sonny dahhhhlink. I'm trying out the one-name thing, like Madonna.
Mel: Oh, I'm sorry, Sonny. It's just, I'm your creator. I don't exactly remember writing that.
Sonny: That's because I'm taking control of myself, dahling. It's what every character's doing nowadays, Grandma. *said while checking nails*
Mel: You do realize I'm younger than you are, right?
Sonny: What to the ever.
Mel: Anyway, what are your thoughts on these so-called "Lemming Wars"?
Sonny: They're like wars between like lemmings. *looks proud of herself*
Mel: The audience knows that. What's your *gestures* feelings about that?
Sonny: Lemmings are out. No one wears real fur anymore.
Mel: And who do you think will win? SC or Red?
Sonny: Red's the guy, right?
Mel: Yes.
Sonny: And SC's a guy?
Mel: *facepalms* No. SC's a girl. *aside* Sorry, SC, I can't control her anymore.
Sonny: I heard that! And I'm rooting for SC. Girl power and all that.
Mel: I'm going to get you out of the studio before you embarrass me any more.
Sonny: *is escorted out of the studio by guards*
That is the last time I ever think inviting Sonny is a good idea.
Next time, I'll be interviewing Leota. Hopefully she actually cooperates.
Leota: No.
(August 22, 2012 - 6:25 pm)
And the conquest of Canada begins.... now. Province by province. We shall capture BC today. At 2:33 P.M. today Pacific time (3:33 Mountain time) 16,792,856,413 lemings will swarm into British Columbia, overtaking any human dwellings on the way to Victoria. At 2:47 Pacific time, 365,894 lemmings will also enter as backup. At 4:15 Pacific time a large explosion will occur in the center of the capitol, caused either by Luca or Sinthi and a fire will break out, but it will be put out quickly and no one will be hurt. At 4:28 Pacific time, various natural phemonona (ball lightning, fire tornado, etc.) will occur to frighten people out of their wits (again, no one will be hurt), provided by Mag. And at 5:59, Kervish and Thurkathol (who are a girl and her dragon, respectively) will arrive and threaten to torch all of Victoria unless control of British Columbia is handed over to them. If control of BC is handed over to Kervish and Thurkathol in a timely manner, they will hand it over to Red, who, unless he checks the Chatterbox before then, will be mildly surprised that we now control all of British Columbia and will probably ask SilverWing a few questions about Canadian politics because, frankly, neither Red nor Sakura C. know the slightest thing about American politics, much less Canadian politics. If control of BC is not handed over in a timely fashion, then Thurkathol will proceed to cause a large and devastating wildfire in a rural area of the Yukon (which, if I understand correctly, is mostly rural area) and we shall let it run amock until either lives are in danger or control of British Columbia is handed over. If control is handed over, Mag shall stop the fire and put the Yukon back to rights, Red will still be mildly surprised, and Gridj will have the task of rounding up all (mental math moment) 16,793,222,307 of the lemmings. At this point, I will probably quote some kind of book and Red will probably quote pokemon conquest.
Hey Silverwing! The captcha is really smart! It said wing!
(August 25, 2012 - 3:50 pm)
Woot woot!
I... don't keep track of politics, Quintus does. Google it?
(August 28, 2012 - 10:03 am)
Oh my. This has gotten rather out of hand, rather quickly.
Not that that's new on the Chatterbox...
Anyway, I am declaring myself to be Madam Invader Alexandra Elyana Denek Italia Rilutdivene Grimm Kagamine Montenegro Sto-Helit, Primary Secretary of Aperture Science and Surface Advocate for the Lower Elements. Or Alexandra for short. My weapons are the ASHPD (portal gun), and Elyana's sword (stolen, if I remember correctly, from Con Rilleyo). I'll figure out capes and stuff later. But remember: I have Xell!
Now to decide my alleigance. Red's side has lemmings and a sword of Doom, but High Queen SC's side has Narnia and virtual cupcakes... It's a tough choice, but I think I'll go with SC. For Narnia!
Also, can I be a lieutenant in mischief?
(August 25, 2012 - 4:59 pm)
Hi yah!!! Don't let me scare you off Chatterbox!!! :D
I'm Choco and I am one of the original Chatterboxers!!! This March will be my fifth year on Chatterbox!!! (with bits and pieces taken out) Crazy right??? Anyways if you have any questions you better ask me because I actually know what I'm doing! Lol Anyways love yah because you seen like a nice guy and I love every buggy on Chatterbox!!!
(August 25, 2012 - 7:11 pm)
Actually I do have a question......
Which is cooler to you and which would you join if you wanted to?
The Light Side
*lovely esteemed people such as SC, Quintus, Tiffany W., and Zach L. (you traitor!)
*virtual poisoned cupcakes
*England
*dragons
The Dark Side
*possibly crazy people like Red
*Definetly crazy(and evil) people like Sakura C.
*I'm-not-sure-how-crazy-you-are people like SilverWing
*evil dragons
*Canada
*60 million sausages (that's how we're feeding the lemmings)
*exploding people! (well, Luca spontaneously combusts and Sinthi just causes stuff to explode, but close enough)
*mages, sorceresses, sorcerers, wizards, etc...
*evil people
*Carmalldansen
*people from Enackra
*Pokemon
*lemmings
*a whole lot of book quotes (Sakura C.)
*a whole lot of video game quotes (Red)
*munk (says the captcha)
*The Sugarbowl of DOOM
*well, I'm sure there's a lot more, but that's all I can think of for now.
(August 28, 2012 - 8:08 pm)
I think you're missing some stuff.
Team SC (I refuse to divide this into "Dark" and "Light")
-dragons
-the Doctor
-the Architect
-ALL of the Keys
-Dumbledore
-the TARDIS
-Daleks, somehow
-And some recently-returned-to-Earth charries of mine! Ari, Rose, Alex, and Maverick are hereby on Team SC!
(August 29, 2012 - 8:44 am)
What the heck? Where did my post go about conquering British Columbia? Because my post has somehow gone AWOL, I will paraphrase it:
Yesterday, (arrrgh! The paper with the number of lemmings on it got thrown away!) about 16 billion lemmings stormed Victoria and generally took over. After being threatened with a rather dangerous dragon, control of all of British Columbia was handed over to Red, who actually has no idea that he now controls British Columbia. Only 5 people were injured, but all but two were minor injuries and of the two remaining, one was a broken leg for tripping over a lemming and one was a sprained ankle from getting caught in a small lemming stampede. Of lemming casualties, 53 ran over a cliff and 48 were other wise harmed. Afterwards, Gridj was assigned the task of tracking down each and every one of the lemmings, and bringing them back safely.
So that was the overview of conquering British Columbia.
We haven't had a chance to review that post yet, Sakura. It's coming. Two Admins have been on vacation.
Admin
(August 26, 2012 - 6:09 pm)
Oh, look. I now own British Columbia. So that explains why today someone said to me, "I see the world domination is going well." Also explains why Sakura said just now, "Seriously, check out the lemming war, will you?" Yay. Hah! Beat that SC! Just realized that SC could also stand for Sakura C..... weird. No!!!! Sakura is stealing the computer back!
(August 27, 2012 - 6:50 pm)