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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"Chunky Cheddar Cheese Churros!"
"Mozzerella Matriarchy Manslaughter!"
"Pretentious Pasta Pantheon!"
"Northern Nasty Noodle Nuzzles!"
"Lengthy Lasagna Licker!"
"Massively Miserable Muenster Monster!"
And more, like that, for like twenty minutes at least, today.
(October 25, 2018 - 9:45 pm)
" Michel Jackson." "It's JACKSON 5 YA DINGUS!"
" I'm warm." " I WILL PHYSICALLY MOVE YOU!" *Picks up and moves to shade* " ABOOS"
" I will throw this meatball at you."
*makes cutthroat sign* *throws grape anyways* *watches in horror as the friend gets brutally attacked by the other friend*
"We aren't witches"
"CAKE CULT!"
"Sad moment in the rain" "That's a shower." "It's rain." "Show-" "R A I N"
" S C R E E S M I G E E"
"____!" *lil jump*
" FIGHT ME!" "You're lv 1." " F I G H T ME!" "You don't know how to play" *screaming that sounds like it should be 'fight me'*
" I have known you since you were a baby." "... FATHER?" *shooketh noises*
"BOOPER SNOOTER" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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more later
(October 26, 2018 - 4:02 pm)
"I PUT CUMIN IN MY OATMEAL!"
"Booger boiz"
"When Mom does it it's funny, but you just look stupid."
(October 27, 2018 - 9:21 am)
"The front door's name is Keegan."
"Oh, by the way, I didn't take that selfie of me."
"Flip phones are cool, Captain America has one." "Uh, Captain America is a hundred years old."
"I... didn't know there was a word for dancing naked."
(October 27, 2018 - 8:43 pm)
"TONY STARK NEEDS TECH SUPPORT"
(October 27, 2018 - 8:44 pm)
"...so then, because we live in a capitalist society we would have skin disposal companies."
"If life was a drug..."
"Does Barbie even have a pet skunk?"
"I am a proud New Yorket!"
"Deus vult!"
"Le communisme..."
"This mat feels like skin!"
"Wow, this spider sure has killed a lot."
"Maybe I've got the magic finger!"
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S DEADPOOL!"
"Look, I found the Twelfth Doctor on Duolingo!"
"They actually wear legging shorts-" "LORTS!" "...with a loincloth attached." "LOIN-LORTS!"
(October 28, 2018 - 4:02 pm)
"Why did you tap my shoulder? Were you trying to make me look stupid? Well, joke's on you- I look stupid everyday."
"I stole Oliver's free real estate"
"Don't cuss, Mandy, this is a PG zone."
"Nevilled eggs!"
"Chapter 2 guide guide" *not a typo*
"I have a sticker on my nose. Don't judge me."
"Y'all got any duck food? Or free real estate? I'll take either."
(October 29, 2018 - 4:27 pm)
"Hi guys, my new name is Alberto-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR SUPERHERO!?!?"
"That building is MINE. Don't touch it."
"WE NEED ZEE CAT EARS"
"NOOOOO! I just died and missed a little purple kitty DANG IT."
"Fartnite"
(November 2, 2018 - 4:14 pm)
"stop killing me with condiments!"
"You poked me on the eczema!"
"Expellidie"
"It ain't October anymore, planner."
"I wrote 'Nirtam is stupid' on my pencil six times."
"I'm not a good friend, but I'm a good citizen!"
"I drank all of your caffeine"
"Is it ugly?" "Yeah." "Then it looks like Oliver."
"It's contaminated, let's feed it to The Demon."
(Opox)
Nobody has the pox, Boo.
(November 2, 2018 - 6:01 pm)
"BECOME the chair."
"Why does it always start with once upon a time?" (said during a game of Telephone)
"Did you just say 'Atton's blue hairy butt?'"
"YOU'RE SUCH A CUTE MURDERER"
(November 4, 2018 - 11:34 am)
"It sucks like the cheeze wizard."
"What, your cat is green and wise?"
"OH, it's like rat tails made out of seaweed!"
(November 4, 2018 - 1:56 pm)
"What use do you have of my foot?" "It's free real estate!"
"... And I was like 'YEET!' well, I didn't actually say yeet..."
"Sophia is normal, guys!" "I'm not!"
"The boi ain't wrong."
"Cat eating artichokes"
"When one pokes another, it gives them great satisfaction." (Me and Gavin's new proverb.)
"Fishers of men. And fishers of cookies."
*draws picture of turd* "Look guys! It's Oliver!"
"I'm a guinea pig! I'm fat and chubby but I'm cute and make weird noises!"
(November 7, 2018 - 8:08 am)
May I ask what's with you and Oliver? And the apparent free real estate obsession as well.
(November 8, 2018 - 9:17 pm)
Oh, haha! I'm in this little friend group with Oliver, Gavin, and Logan. We're friends because we're kind of weird loners who would rather be holding an Xbox controlleer than a basketball. We often tease, poke, attempt to roast (and always fail), and annoy each other. So, when Logan drew a pitcure of a turd, he went with the logicall explanation of 'It's Oliver'.
As for the free real estate, we did what happens surprisingly often- some people in our grade watch some stupid Youtube video, repeat it in class, then our group picks up on it and varies it to whatever the heck we want.
Also, from band-
*drops drumstick* *stares at it hearbrokenly* "Hello darkness my old friennnnd"
(November 9, 2018 - 8:00 am)
XD
(November 9, 2018 - 1:23 pm)