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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(December 22, 2018 - 2:03 pm)
"I want the ominous red bone!"
"Can I eat your halo?"
"The frenetic reindeer nose-mouth is gaping ominously..."
"A clown just died in our sink"
Viri says cmet. Comet?
(December 23, 2018 - 5:55 pm)
"I feel like I grow a new ab every time I come to your house"
"Your ears. They need to be lavarized."
"It's almsot 2019 but I still have 2015 problems"
"That was out of the mcfreaking blue"
(December 28, 2018 - 10:45 pm)
"I'm dating Carth who is dead" (tbf this was autosuggest on my phone)
"It looks like a strawberry ice cream hay spaghetti monster."
"You're provoking my inner geeky weirdo writer."
"I don't know what that is but I wanna eat it. Y'know, those are probably gonna be my last words someday..."
(December 31, 2018 - 6:37 pm)
SECOND PAGE??? *Scandalized* TOP!!!!
*Sticks lego lightsaber on head of lego spiderman* "Mr. Stark... I don't feel so good... Mr. Stark my face is melting off" "Good, now you might actually be attractive"
"So... you made my boyfriend a horse?" "... What???"
"Get your dead body off my blanket!"
"I'm not conspiring against you! I'm conspiring against Oliver!"
Mrs. W: Are you targeting me, Eliza?
Me: Mmmmmaaaaaaaaayyyyyyybe...
*Burps loudly* WOAH OHMYGOSH I'MSOPROUDOFYOU" *High fives*
(January 6, 2019 - 12:15 pm)
(January 10, 2019 - 9:23 pm)
This will NOT die. I REFUSE.
TOPNUDGEPOKESUPERPOWERPUNCHTOPTIPPITYTOPRAISINGFROMTHEDEADTOP!!!!!!
"The three wise pigs, Reuben, Wilbur, and Waddles"
"You're forgiven, so long as I can poke you."
Oliver: Yeah, so did me and Oliver- wait.
"Do you dare me to shout *CONSESSORED* to the whole hallway? *Whisper-screams* *CONSESSORED*!"
"What's the biggest planet again?" "Jupiter" "His nose is as big as Jupiter"
Teacher: we have some notes to take
Me: Oh sweet, doodling time
(January 13, 2019 - 12:43 pm)
- "If I had one tomato for every time you said the word literally in that sentence, I would literally have a giant tomato salad!"
- "Sandhya is waiting for the snacks to be summoned."
- "Don't worry! People will think that I just kidnapped her!" *said very happily, with a bright smile on face*
- "Sorry I'm fangirling over the principal, but..." *trails off*
- *yelled from across the gym* "SYDNEY! Stop dying!!"
- "Gwen's hair kind of looks like a snake. Or Winfield."
- "Every time he licks his cello, he loses ten years of his life!"
- "I BIRTHED THAT BRICK!! I bought it with my own mom's money!!"
- "I'm not the impostor. I'm the real Brolinda!"
- "It's Santa's butt!"
- "Why are we calling a screwdriver cute?"
- "Only CIVILIZED people leave cantaloupe in the bathroom sink!!"
- "I'm very old for my age."
- "Paige is a 3-year-old who likes eating hot glue and doing a combination of Fortnite dances and tap."
- "Dream about Winfield! And opera! And Winfield singing opera! And Sophie getting eaten by a giant plant...SINGING OPERA!"
- "A pencil a day keeps the doctor away!"
- "Imaginary numbers? You mean like seventy-twelve?"
- *Art teacher obsesses over paper plates and cups, chorus teacher walks in* "Wow, I've never heard anyone so excited about paper goods in my whole life!"
- *from same chorus teacher* "You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Breathe. Do you understand?"
- Forchionionialeadgailee
- *again, the chorus director* "I'm going to name all my grey hairs and wrinkles after you guys. This grey hair is Hailey, this one's Liam, this frown line is Joel, and this big chunk of grey is my 8th grade General Music class."
- "I can spike it!"
- "Sophia's dad thinks that I'm a force to reckon with!"
- "Do you know who Ed Heck is?"
- "Which one is bigger?" *points to obviously smaller half* "Definitely this one."
- That time when my Science teacher randomly pinched my cheek in the middle of class
- "You've successfully made me depressed! Now I'm gonna go home and listen to Les Mis to cheer myself up!"
- "I still think Jackson was the best Elphaba!"
- "Here comes the Mohammed, doo doo doo... he's gonna bite your leg, doo doo doo... (etc.)" (tune of Here Comes The Sun)
- "If my sister is Maddie's sister, then that means Maddie is my sister! And that means Liam's our brother... because he's our sisters' brother... wait what?" (The logic behind show families)
- The Winfro
- "sOpHiE! yOu BaD gIrL!"
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That's all for now. I'm hoping someone (besides me) actually reads through these. XD
<3
(January 14, 2019 - 8:32 pm)
"All you need is a bowl, a barrel, and twelve dogs." - kid in my history class (don't ask, I don't remember what was going on)
"All right, get out of here and don't forget: no walls, no white shirts, and no friendship." - my history teacher
"It's Y-toe-K! The toe-mageddon!" - the same kid in my history class, on his theory that toes will one day gain sentience and take over the world.
I'm just clicking around for a bit and happened to have been looking through the notes in the margins of my history notebook beforehand. Good to see you guys!
(January 15, 2019 - 9:04 pm)
AAAHH! Riddler! Hello, I haven't seen you in a long time!
Hazel says afnh--have you been away from, um, New Hampshire?
(January 16, 2019 - 11:10 am)
Hi Leafpool! I haven't seen you in forever! To answer Hazel's question, I guess so, since I don't live there! Charles says dubk. Duck? If you aren't a cat, then maybe a duck? I don't normally listen to what he says as he is often extremely cryptic. How are things on the CB?
(January 16, 2019 - 6:23 pm)
OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER *Initiates flying tackle hug*
(January 17, 2019 - 2:44 am)
Rogue!!! *gets tackled by the flying tackle hug*
*from the ground* It’s great to see you!!! How’s CBering???
(January 17, 2019 - 9:53 pm)
"Handcrafted bacon bits"
"Let's go underwater so we don't get wet!" (it started raining while my friend and I were in the pool)
Captcha says fver. Fever?
(January 17, 2019 - 8:38 am)
It's been pretty good! A ton of other people have been visiting. (Cho, Mei, Ruby, Owlgirl, etc)
(January 17, 2019 - 11:57 am)