BATTLE OF THE

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BATTLE OF THE

BATTLE OF THE FANDOMS

 

Alright, so have you ever read a book or watched a movie and suddenly thought;

 

I LOVE THIS BOOK OR MOVIE SO MUCH I WOULD GO TO WAR OVER IT

 

Well, you have found your battlefield...

THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY FANDOM WAR

CHOOSE YOUR FANDOM (Ex. Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games)

You will fight for your fandom, using only equipment and characters from that book or movie. 

Alter Egos are allowed, but they have the same limitations as you.

If you aren't crazy for your fandom, I suggest you leave now and head to McDonalds.

WE BEGIN

Right now

Grab your fandom and your bravery

AND LET THE BATTLE BEGIN  

(Basically I got inspired by Somebody's war over Pi and decided to make a fandom version)

submitted by Cloudy Dweller, Lord of the Rings
(May 11, 2015 - 1:20 pm)

I JOIN YOU DANIEEE! HARRY POTTER WILL CONQUER! CRUCIO!!!!!MUAHAHAH!!

submitted by Shifting Sands, age Changing, Shifting
(May 12, 2015 - 8:58 pm)

[H.A.B.] I'm with Squeak! Warriors are the best! 

[Spyro] I hate agreeing with you, but yeah, they kind of are. 

submitted by hab / spyro
(May 14, 2015 - 6:46 am)

It's way better, not way more better! Sorry, I'm a grammar freak.

submitted by Booksy Owly
(May 24, 2015 - 1:41 pm)

Is there anyone who would support my music fandom? If so, WE LOVE YOU TAYLOR!!! Swifties foreva!!!

If not, PERCY JACKSON ROCKS!!!

(I did this all with the shift key.) 

Gordon says rkhy. No, we will not support your Ricky fandom, whoever Ricky is. 

submitted by Ellie, age 12, Place of fandoms
(May 12, 2015 - 7:05 pm)

I have an idea: How about both?! No, Gordon, will still will not support your Ricky fandom.

Gordon says eeez. I don't care if your fandom is easy! No. No. 

submitted by Ellie, age 12, Place of fandoms
(May 22, 2015 - 12:22 pm)

DUUUUHHHHH!!!!! By Ricky he means Rick Riordan, by which he means Percy Jackson, so I will gladly support your fandom!!! I've wanted to do this my whole life!

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(May 30, 2015 - 6:22 pm)

I want to be original, so... Lunar Chronicles! (Look it up, then read it!)

*glamours up scary thaumaturge, cocks the tranquilizing dart gun in cyborg hand, jumps into Rampion, pulls up hood of scarlet hoodie, hacks your security system on my portscreen*

submitted by Air
(May 14, 2015 - 12:08 am)

PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!!!!

*brushes hands* Look, now all fandoms except Harry Potter are locked in their current state, and everyone will get bored of them.  

submitted by Abigail A., age 14, VT
(May 14, 2015 - 7:03 am)

I'm not sure if this counts but...

THE SECOND PERCY JACKSON SERIES WAS RUINED!  

submitted by Rose bud, Disney World!
(May 15, 2015 - 9:19 am)

No it wasn't!!! It had Leo Valdez in it!!

submitted by TARDISrider, age 9, Camp Half-Blood
(May 30, 2015 - 6:24 pm)

A DAY WILL COME WHEN I AM NO LONGER A LOTR FAN...

BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY.

THIS DAY, I FIGHT!

submitted by Everinne, age 15
(May 15, 2015 - 7:15 pm)

@Air

AIIIIRRRR

YOU READ THE LUUUUNAAAR CHRONICLLLLEEEEESSS 

(slow mo run ending in hug) 

submitted by Brookeira
(May 15, 2015 - 9:22 pm)

Yasss I do!

Join me in the fandom war! 

submitted by Air
(May 21, 2015 - 11:46 pm)

I have two fandoms...

First of all, SECTUMSEMPRA! I shall Join the Harry Potter fandom!

Second of all, no one mourns the WICKED! WICKED! WICKED! Anyone with me on this one? Using my magic, I now turn all of you into flying monkeys! Or maybe not! 

submitted by Over The Rainbow
(May 17, 2015 - 8:11 am)

I meant the musical! Not the book! If musicals are not allowed, fine! I will only join HP!

submitted by OtR
(May 25, 2015 - 6:08 am)